Dodge Junction: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[The Rich Port]

You know what...

(Image)

...For now.

So, until you come back, Spike is MLP's Scrappy Doo with a girlfriend Hasbro gave him that is way older than he is.

Good.

[Auzkhia]

You know what...

(Image)

...For now.

Alrighty then

[Xiscapia]

Ahh, fasting and all that, right?

Yup. First time. I suppose we could just spread a blanket and sit in the park or something; maybe toss a Frisbee or play catch or whatever she likes that I can actually do with my mobility issues.

I'm sure she'd appreciate a tummy rub, however much she might say otherwise.

[Auzkhia]

You know what...

(Image)

...For now.

So, until you come back, Spike is MLP's Scrappy Doo with a girlfriend Hasbro gave him that is way older than he is.

Good.

What girlfriend?
Surely you can not be referring to the god awful Sparity ship
I fucking hate that ship. It's like pedophilia and beastaility rolled in to one skid mark that is in the underwear of MLP ships.

[Saurisisia]

You know what...

(Image)

...For now.

So, until you come back, Spike is MLP's Scrappy Doo with a girlfriend Hasbro gave him that is way older than he is.

Good.

And that concludes my time here for now.

[Auzkhia]

For Xis

[Krazakistan]

So, until you come back, Spike is MLP's Scrappy Doo with a girlfriend Hasbro gave him that is way older than he is.

Good.

What girlfriend?
Surely you can not be referring to the god awful Sparity ship
I fucking hate that ship. It's like pedophilia and beastaility rolled in to one skid mark that is in the underwear of MLP ships.

Pedophilia, yes.
Bestiality, no. Spike passes 2 of the 3 questions of the Harkness test.

[The Rich Port]

So, until you come back, Spike is MLP's Scrappy Doo with a girlfriend Hasbro gave him that is way older than he is.

Good.

What girlfriend?
Surely you can not be referring to the god awful Sparity ship
I fucking hate that ship. It's like pedophilia and beastaility rolled in to one skid mark that is in the underwear of MLP ships.

Now we just have to wait for Hasbro to stop creeping us out by continuing to allude to it.

[Xiscapia]

For Xis

Fukken saved.

[Auzkhia]

What girlfriend?
Surely you can not be referring to the god awful Sparity ship
I fucking hate that ship. It's like pedophilia and beastaility rolled in to one skid mark that is in the underwear of MLP ships.

Now we just have to wait for Hasbro to stop creeping us out by continuing to allude to it.

Well the good news is that his crush for her depends on the writer. Some writers don't put it in the episode. Some do but it's very weak.
Anyway, what would realistically happen is she will treat spike like a little brother. Rarity has way better options than a baby dragon.

[The Rich Port]

Now we just have to wait for Hasbro to stop creeping us out by continuing to allude to it.

Well the good news is that his crush for her depends on the writer. Some writers don't put it in the episode. Some do but it's very weak.
Anyway, what would realistically happen is she will treat spike like a little brother. Rarity has way better options than a baby dragon.

... Not really.

The only other thing she had a thing for was Blueblood, and he was a one-episode character she now hates.

[Atomosea]

Yup. First time. I suppose we could just spread a blanket and sit in the park or something; maybe toss a Frisbee or play catch or whatever she likes that I can actually do with my mobility issues.

I'm sure she'd appreciate a tummy rub, however much she might say otherwise.

RD doesn't strike me as the tummy rubbing kind.

[Auzkhia]

Well the good news is that his crush for her depends on the writer. Some writers don't put it in the episode. Some do but it's very weak.
Anyway, what would realistically happen is she will treat spike like a little brother. Rarity has way better options than a baby dragon.

... Not really.

The only other thing she had a thing for was Blueblood, and he was a one-episode character she now hates.

There's much more than Blueblood and spike.
Also there is no proof if she likes him. She's aware but does not mean necessarily likes him back.

[The Rich Port]

... Not really.

The only other thing she had a thing for was Blueblood, and he was a one-episode character she now hates.

There's much more than Blueblood and spike.

... That she's shown an interest in?

[Auzkhia]

There's much more than Blueblood and spike.

... That she's shown an interest in?

No canon proof if she likes him back. At the end of the royal episode when they had the shipteasing pictures. It showed Rarity dancing with Fancy Pants not fuckin' spike. However it did show him with Sweetie Belle.

[Krazakistan]

... That she's shown an interest in?

No canon proof if she likes him back. At the end of the royal episode when they had the shipteasing pictures. It showed Rarity dancing with Fancy Pants not fuckin' spike. However it did show him with Sweetie Belle.

So that's where the 'Sweetie Belle likes Spike' thing came from. Well, I still hate it.

[Auzkhia]

No canon proof if she likes him back. At the end of the royal episode when they had the shipteasing pictures. It showed Rarity dancing with Fancy Pants not fuckin' spike. However it did show him with Sweetie Belle.

So that's where the 'Sweetie Belle likes Spike' thing came from. Well, I still hate it.

It's slightly better but still bad and there's Applespike. it's really stupid.
The only pairing I accept for Spike is him with a baby dragoness.
One does not ship a mammal with a reptile.

[The Rich Port]

... That she's shown an interest in?

No canon proof if she likes him back. At the end of the royal episode when they had the shipteasing pictures. It showed Rarity dancing with Fancy Pants not fuckin' spike. However it did show him with Sweetie Belle.

Isn't that guy already "shipped" with that whore pony nobody liked?

No canon proof if she likes him back. At the end of the royal episode when they had the shipteasing pictures. It showed Rarity dancing with Fancy Pants not fuckin' spike. However it did show him with Sweetie Belle.

So that's where the 'Sweetie Belle likes Spike' thing came from. Well, I still hate it.

To be fair, at least they're both children.

[Krazakistan]

So that's where the 'Sweetie Belle likes Spike' thing came from. Well, I still hate it.

It's slightly better but still bad and there's Applespike. it's really stupid.
The only pairing I accept for Spike is him with a baby dragoness.
One does not ship a mammal with a reptile.

Applespike? Oh Celestia, why do people come up with these ships?

[Auzkhia]

No canon proof if she likes him back. At the end of the royal episode when they had the shipteasing pictures. It showed Rarity dancing with Fancy Pants not fuckin' spike. However it did show him with Sweetie Belle.

Isn't that guy already "shipped" with that whore pony nobody liked?

Rarity can still like him.
Wait, is it true that you also hate Rarity?

[Ifreann]

For Xis

Awwww yeah.

[Auzkhia]

It's slightly better but still bad and there's Applespike. it's really stupid.
The only pairing I accept for Spike is him with a baby dragoness.
One does not ship a mammal with a reptile.

Applespike? Oh Celestia, why do people come up with these ships?

I don't know.
Idiocy, maybe?

[Ifreann]

So that's where the 'Sweetie Belle likes Spike' thing came from. Well, I still hate it.

It's slightly better but still bad and there's Applespike. it's really stupid.
The only pairing I accept for Spike is him with a baby dragoness.
One does not ship a mammal with a reptile.

Oh but one does.

[The Rich Port]

Isn't that guy already "shipped" with that whore pony nobody liked?

Rarity can still like him.
Wait, is it true that you also hate Rarity?

Didn't mean Rarity, I meant that other mare who is also in only in that episode. Fleur DeLis I think her name was.

Maybe, but that's speculation, not canon.

Of course I hate Rarity.

Why wouldn't I?

[Krazakistan]

Applespike? Oh Celestia, why do people come up with these ships?

I don't know.
Idiocy, maybe?

Yeah, probably.