Dodge Junction: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Ceffyltir]

Dat great and powerful plot

I ALMOST POSTED THAT

(Image)

COME ON BOY

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

LOOK AT THAT BELLY

LOOK AT IT

*clenches eyes shut*

NEVER! I'LL NEVER SUCCUMB!

*opens one eye*

*is already hugging AJ*

Damn it...

No, he's the King of Plots!

This needs to be law, Obama?

I AM ALREADY THREAD PURVEYOR OF BOOTY

I OBJECT

You've been replaced, little man.

But enough of this weary topic. Ponies! Marathoned through the entirety of Turnabout Storm yesterday, and found it quite entertaining. The styles of humor in Phoenix Wright and My Little Pony are quite remarkably compatible. Even managed to do the damn near impossible and make me hate Gilda a little less.

Gods, I love Turnabout Storm.

I honestly don't see the problem here. If anything, that comic shows how Octavia really would respond to Vinyl Scratch, rather than what the majority of the fandom seems to think. The only reason those two are shipped is because they both like music. They clearly have nothing else in common, to judge books by their covers.

That reminds me, I saw a great little comic for the two of them last night.

OCTAVIA: Madame, you offend every one of my sensibilities, not the least of which is sight.

VINYL: Well you know, if you're so inclined, I could give your sense of taste a real treat.

OCTAVIA: I think chewing on broken glass would be a much better "treat" than whatever you have to offer.

VINYL: Aww 'Tavi, you always say the sweetest things!

That's funny.

[Saurisisia]

Where's the armor?

Obviously she's not a typical samurai, more like a ronin. I just thought making her a bounty hunter or inquisitor would suit the cape.

Huh, I though ronin just wore the samurai armor (since, you know, they're practically mercenaries).

Oh well, not all that familiar with Japanese culture (besides the knowledge of how batcrap insane it is).

[Auzkhia]

Foalsitting

[Genivaria]

Foalsitting

Cadance must be sick. Not that Twily is complaining.

[The Rich Port]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly wish one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person in order to force the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

[Genivaria]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

Been smoking that Poison Joke I see.

[Krazakistan]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

I thought only Xis was allowed to come up with crazy MLP stuff while high?

[The Rich Port]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

Been smoking that Poison Joke I see.

If by "poison joke" you mean "bored with the show," which rhymes, then God yes.

[Auzkhia]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly wish one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

Sounds bizarre, yes?

---

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

[Genivaria]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly wish one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

Sounds bizarre, yes?

---

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

Applejack and I go stargazing monthly. K.

[The Rich Port]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly wish one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

Sounds bizarre, yes?

---

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

To be fair, I honestly don't know how to define friends either.

Webster's Workplace Dictionary sez:

friend [frend]

1.somebody emotionally close: somebody who trusts and is fond of another
2.acquaintance: somebody who thinks well of or is on good terms with somebody else
3.ally: an ally, or somebody who is not an enemy

See also: pal, buddy, chum, companion, comrade.

Which is a poor, dry definition, IMO.

---

Me and Lyra run for an election.

So, Socialist gangster/Sarah Palin 2016.

[Saurisisia]

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

Exercise with Twist?

Oh God, this will not end well.

[Atomosea]

Birthday game, go!

"Have a monthly picnic with Rainbow Dash."

Oh, the irony!

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

I thought only Xis was allowed to come up with crazy MLP stuff while high?

Finally I get to see what Xis is like in pitched combat!

[Xiscapia]

At this point, I'm waiting for the show to go Twin Peaks on us.

I honestly one of the head CEO's of Hasbro were replaced by a pod person and orders the show to become a surreal mystery thriller.

Episode 4, scene 1: Twilight has a dream. She sits in a red room on a couch, restrained by many apparatuses. A leprechaun appears from behind the couch, as though he were hiding behind it, and says "I looked up the definition of 'friends' in the dictionary."

And then he does things to her.

I thought only Xis was allowed to come up with crazy MLP stuff while high?

No, man. I mean, like, the alicorns, man? They're crazy, bro. I bet they're like, aliens, man. Think about it. They're so much bigger and older than all the other ponies, and they control the sun and moon. And love too I guess. Which is, like, totally far out, man. They're definitely from space. I bet they, like, came down on a giant asteroid. And that's how Equestria was made.

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

Me and Pinkie Pie go on a yearly cruise. We'd have some crazy times.

[The Rich Port]

Foalsitting

Speaking of foalsitting, has anybody else read that nasty r34 comic involving Cadence and Twilight's horn?

[Genivaria]

Sounds bizarre, yes?

---

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

To be fair, I honestly don't know how to define friends either.

Webster's Workplace Dictionary sez:

friend [frend]

1.somebody emotionally close: somebody who trusts and is fond of another
2.acquaintance: somebody who thinks well of or is on good terms with somebody else
3.ally: an ally, or somebody who is not an enemy

See also: pal, buddy, chum, companion, comrade.

Which is a poor, dry definition, IMO.

---

Me and Lyra run for an election.

So, Socialist gangster/Sarah Palin 2016.

Band of Brothers, Battle-brother, Fire-forged friend, Nakama, True Companions.
Those better?

[Xiscapia]

Birthday game, go!

"Have a monthly picnic with Rainbow Dash."

Oh, the irony!

How is that ironic?

[The Rich Port]

To be fair, I honestly don't know how to define friends either.

Webster's Workplace Dictionary sez:

friend [frend]

1.somebody emotionally close: somebody who trusts and is fond of another
2.acquaintance: somebody who thinks well of or is on good terms with somebody else
3.ally: an ally, or somebody who is not an enemy

See also: pal, buddy, chum, companion, comrade.

Which is a poor, dry definition, IMO.

---

Me and Lyra run for an election.

So, Socialist gangster/Sarah Palin 2016.

Band of Brothers, Battle-brother, Fire-forged friend, Nakama, True Companions.
Those better?

... Define those terms.

[Auzkhia]

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

Me and Pinkie Pie go on a yearly cruise. We'd have some crazy times.

Foalsitting

Speaking of foalsitting, has anybody else read that nasty r34 comic involving Cadence and Twilight's horn?

No, but TG that comic to me if you have it.

[Genivaria]

Band of Brothers, Battle-brother, Fire-forged friend, Nakama, True Companions.
Those better?

... Define those terms.

Through hardship they form a friendship far deeper then even family.

[Atomosea]

"Have a monthly picnic with Rainbow Dash."

Oh, the irony!

How is that ironic?

On an unrelated note, Ramadan Mubarak, everypony!

[Krazakistan]

Birthday game, go!
I share a computer with Bon Bon.

I go on a yearly camping trip with Vinly Scratch. Sexiest trip of the year, amirite?

I thought only Xis was allowed to come up with crazy MLP stuff while high?

No, man. I mean, like, the alicorns, man? They're crazy, bro. I bet they're like, aliens, man. Think about it. They're so much bigger and older than all the other ponies, and they control the sun and moon. And love too I guess. Which is, like, totally far out, man. They're definitely from space. I bet they, like, came down on a giant asteroid. And that's how Equestria was made.

Headcanon accepted. *nods*

[The Rich Port]

... Define those terms.

Through hardship they form a friendship far deeper then even family.

So... One of the band has to die or something in order for us to be friends?

[Krazakistan]

Foalsitting

Speaking of foalsitting, has anybody else read that nasty r34 comic involving Cadence and Twilight's horn?

[Comic name redacted]? Oh yeah! Read that one a long time ago....still can't read with a straight face. Especially the beginning.

[Auzkhia]

Nap time