Dodge Junction: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Orussia]

Exactly. Plus she can easily seduce men (and women!) to kill them in their sleep. *nudge nudge*

"Hush now, quiet now. Time to ventilate your sleepy head..."

*runs away VERY QUICKLY*

Take away that dorky horn, and it'd be ALL OF MY YES.
Know what I mean?

[Genivaria]

Exactly. Plus she can easily seduce men (and women!) to kill them in their sleep. *nudge nudge*

"Hush now, quiet now. Time to ventilate your sleepy head..."

If they're lucky the last thing they ever see is the face of an angel, if they're unlucky they wind up in one of Pinkie's interrogation cells.

[Auzkhia]

Goodnight Everpony

[Wilgrove]

Mane cut
A new tumblr pony

[Quandarm]

A new tumblr pony

Bit of a chunk isn't she? Here's hoping it goes well.

[Wilgrove]

A new tumblr pony

Bit of a chunk isn't she? Here's hoping it goes well.

There's nothing wrong with that, she's still a cute pony.

[Orussia]

A new tumblr pony

Bit of a chunk isn't she? Here's hoping it goes well.

Quite. Tumblrpon is either sink or swim. I found that out. >.>

[Werelight shadow]

this is what you can call a evil twilight

[Krazakistan]

A new tumblr pony

I think she could use a little less sugar.

[Ameriganastan]

A new tumblr pony

Hell no.

[Atomosea]

Twilight and Rarity are probably the masterminds, unless Rarity's a mole assigned to spy on the elite, or perhaps a negotiator and/or head of their "legitimate" cover business. What are Pinkie and Fluttershy?

I'd say that Twilight is the boss, Pinkie and Rarity handles supplies and Fluttershy is the negotiator.

"I... but... Mister Chairman- Uh, Chairmen? I-"

"Listen here, dollface: We told you we don't want nuttin' ta do with the Carousel Boutique."
"You may have Fancy Pants and the Princesses pushin' yer CEO's rags, but that doesn't mean we're gonna jump at the chance ta work with ya, see? What's an overgrown dress shop need with a tonna cider, anyway?"
"Yeah! We've heard the stories; protection rackets, blackmail, rival businessmen disappearin' in the dead of night! You ain't takin' us down!"

"What? Oh no, sirs! Pinkie Pie ran the numbers, I worked out the contract, and the COO and Miss Rarity approved the whole thing. All we want is a tiny cut of your profits and the right to sell your sparkling cider at out boutiques and sister companies. In return, we discontinue Sweet Apple Acres Secret Recipe and have them stick to the pies and pastries. It'll work just great for all of us!" *squee*

"'Just great fer all of us', my foot! You want 20%! And all the money you make goes straight ta your coffers! Nice try, girly, but we read closer than the rest of the maroons you've duped! We're not budgin'!"

"Oh. I'm sorry. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."

*click* "'Scuse me, boss, there's a coupl'a ladies here ta- Pardon me, hun, ya can't go-" *shriek WHAM* "You just stay raht there, sugar cube." "No funny business, or Valerie comes out to play!"

"Gentlemen, these are my associates: Rainbow Dash and Applejack. They'll be helping your company through your resignation."

"Don't you worry Fluttershy, we'll make sure their replacement has better sense!"

"Oh, thank you, girls, so much! I'm going have to remember to give that secretary a nice raise for her silence."

"OH, BY THE MOON, PLEASE NO!!!"

"Oh, and Rainbow Dash? Rarity says don't kick in the door next time; it leaves the most unsightly marks."

*creeeeeeeak click!*

[Genivaria]

I'd say that Twilight is the boss, Pinkie and Rarity handles supplies and Fluttershy is the negotiator.

"I... but... Mister Chairman- Uh, Chairmen? I-"

"Listen here, dollface: We told you we don't want nuttin' ta do with the Carousel Boutique."
"You may have Fancy Pants and the Princesses pushin' yer CEO's rags, but that doesn't mean we're gonna jump at the chance ta work with ya, see? What's an overgrown dress shop need with a tonna cider, anyway?"
"Yeah! We've heard the stories; protection rackets, blackmail, rival businessmen disappearin' in the dead of night! You ain't takin' us down!"

"What? Oh no, sirs! Pinkie Pie ran the numbers, I worked out the contract, and the COO and Miss Rarity approved the whole thing. All we want is a tiny cut of your profits and the right to sell your sparkling cider at out boutiques and sister companies. In return, we discontinue Sweet Apple Acres Secret Recipe and have them stick to the pies and pastries. It'll work just great for all of us!" *squee*

"'Just great fer all of us', my foot! You want 20%! And all the money you make goes straight ta your coffers! Nice try, girly, but we read closer than the rest of the maroons you've duped! We're not budgin'!"

"Oh. I'm sorry. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."

*click* "'Scuse me, boss, there's a coupl'a ladies here ta- Pardon me, hun, ya can't go-" *shriek WHAM* "You just stay raht there, sugar cube." "No funny business, or Valerie comes out to play!"

"Gentlemen, these are my associates: Rainbow Dash and Applejack. They'll be helping your company through your resignation."

"Don't you worry Fluttershy, we'll make sure their replacement has better sense!"

"Oh, thank you, girls, so much! I'm going have to remember to give that secretary a nice raise for her silence."

"OH, BY THE MOON, PLEASE NO!!!"

"Oh, and Rainbow Dash? Rarity says don't kick in the door next time; it leaves the most unsightly marks."

*creeeeeeeak click!*

10/10
That is awesome. I would so watch this if this were a show.

[Genivaria]

Beautiful or Uncanny Valley, YOU decide.

[Ameriganastan]

I'd say that Twilight is the boss, Pinkie and Rarity handles supplies and Fluttershy is the negotiator.

"I... but... Mister Chairman- Uh, Chairmen? I-"

"Listen here, dollface: We told you we don't want nuttin' ta do with the Carousel Boutique."
"You may have Fancy Pants and the Princesses pushin' yer CEO's rags, but that doesn't mean we're gonna jump at the chance ta work with ya, see? What's an overgrown dress shop need with a tonna cider, anyway?"
"Yeah! We've heard the stories; protection rackets, blackmail, rival businessmen disappearin' in the dead of night! You ain't takin' us down!"

"What? Oh no, sirs! Pinkie Pie ran the numbers, I worked out the contract, and the COO and Miss Rarity approved the whole thing. All we want is a tiny cut of your profits and the right to sell your sparkling cider at out boutiques and sister companies. In return, we discontinue Sweet Apple Acres Secret Recipe and have them stick to the pies and pastries. It'll work just great for all of us!" *squee*

"'Just great fer all of us', my foot! You want 20%! And all the money you make goes straight ta your coffers! Nice try, girly, but we read closer than the rest of the maroons you've duped! We're not budgin'!"

"Oh. I'm sorry. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."

*click* "'Scuse me, boss, there's a coupl'a ladies here ta- Pardon me, hun, ya can't go-" *shriek WHAM* "You just stay raht there, sugar cube." "No funny business, or Valerie comes out to play!"

"Gentlemen, these are my associates: Rainbow Dash and Applejack. They'll be helping your company through your resignation."

"Don't you worry Fluttershy, we'll make sure their replacement has better sense!"

"Oh, thank you, girls, so much! I'm going have to remember to give that secretary a nice raise for her silence."

"OH, BY THE MOON, PLEASE NO!!!"

"Oh, and Rainbow Dash? Rarity says don't kick in the door next time; it leaves the most unsightly marks."

*creeeeeeeak click!*

[Atomosea]

"I... but... Mister Chairman- Uh, Chairmen? I-"

"Listen here, dollface: We told you we don't want nuttin' ta do with the Carousel Boutique."
"You may have Fancy Pants and the Princesses pushin' yer CEO's rags, but that doesn't mean we're gonna jump at the chance ta work with ya, see? What's an overgrown dress shop need with a tonna cider, anyway?"
"Yeah! We've heard the stories; protection rackets, blackmail, rival businessmen disappearin' in the dead of night! You ain't takin' us down!"

"What? Oh no, sirs! Pinkie Pie ran the numbers, I worked out the contract, and the COO and Miss Rarity approved the whole thing. All we want is a tiny cut of your profits and the right to sell your sparkling cider at out boutiques and sister companies. In return, we discontinue Sweet Apple Acres Secret Recipe and have them stick to the pies and pastries. It'll work just great for all of us!" *squee*

"'Just great fer all of us', my foot! You want 20%! And all the money you make goes straight ta your coffers! Nice try, girly, but we read closer than the rest of the maroons you've duped! We're not budgin'!"

"Oh. I'm sorry. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."

*click* "'Scuse me, boss, there's a coupl'a ladies here ta- Pardon me, hun, ya can't go-" *shriek WHAM* "You just stay raht there, sugar cube." "No funny business, or Valerie comes out to play!"

"Gentlemen, these are my associates: Rainbow Dash and Applejack. They'll be helping your company through your resignation."

"Don't you worry Fluttershy, we'll make sure their replacement has better sense!"

"Oh, thank you, girls, so much! I'm going have to remember to give that secretary a nice raise for her silence."

"OH, BY THE MOON, PLEASE NO!!!"

"Oh, and Rainbow Dash? Rarity says don't kick in the door next time; it leaves the most unsightly marks."

*creeeeeeeak click!*

10/10
That is awesome. I would so watch this if this were a show.

She'll be back for cleanup later. These big corporate actions get messy sometimes, you know?

Beautiful or Uncanny Valley, YOU decide.

I don't see much from the Uncanny Valley there.

[Genivaria]

"I... but... Mister Chairman- Uh, Chairmen? I-"

"Listen here, dollface: We told you we don't want nuttin' ta do with the Carousel Boutique."
"You may have Fancy Pants and the Princesses pushin' yer CEO's rags, but that doesn't mean we're gonna jump at the chance ta work with ya, see? What's an overgrown dress shop need with a tonna cider, anyway?"
"Yeah! We've heard the stories; protection rackets, blackmail, rival businessmen disappearin' in the dead of night! You ain't takin' us down!"

"What? Oh no, sirs! Pinkie Pie ran the numbers, I worked out the contract, and the COO and Miss Rarity approved the whole thing. All we want is a tiny cut of your profits and the right to sell your sparkling cider at out boutiques and sister companies. In return, we discontinue Sweet Apple Acres Secret Recipe and have them stick to the pies and pastries. It'll work just great for all of us!" *squee*

"'Just great fer all of us', my foot! You want 20%! And all the money you make goes straight ta your coffers! Nice try, girly, but we read closer than the rest of the maroons you've duped! We're not budgin'!"

"Oh. I'm sorry. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."

*click* "'Scuse me, boss, there's a coupl'a ladies here ta- Pardon me, hun, ya can't go-" *shriek WHAM* "You just stay raht there, sugar cube." "No funny business, or Valerie comes out to play!"

"Gentlemen, these are my associates: Rainbow Dash and Applejack. They'll be helping your company through your resignation."

"Don't you worry Fluttershy, we'll make sure their replacement has better sense!"

"Oh, thank you, girls, so much! I'm going have to remember to give that secretary a nice raise for her silence."

"OH, BY THE MOON, PLEASE NO!!!"

"Oh, and Rainbow Dash? Rarity says don't kick in the door next time; it leaves the most unsightly marks."

*creeeeeeeak click!*

And as Rainbow and AJ get to work Fluttershy gathers her files nice and neat before calmly making for the door ignoring the screaming, as she opens the door she turns around and reminds her associates not to make too much of a mess.

[Atomosea]

"I... but... Mister Chairman- Uh, Chairmen? I-"

"Listen here, dollface: We told you we don't want nuttin' ta do with the Carousel Boutique."
"You may have Fancy Pants and the Princesses pushin' yer CEO's rags, but that doesn't mean we're gonna jump at the chance ta work with ya, see? What's an overgrown dress shop need with a tonna cider, anyway?"
"Yeah! We've heard the stories; protection rackets, blackmail, rival businessmen disappearin' in the dead of night! You ain't takin' us down!"

"What? Oh no, sirs! Pinkie Pie ran the numbers, I worked out the contract, and the COO and Miss Rarity approved the whole thing. All we want is a tiny cut of your profits and the right to sell your sparkling cider at out boutiques and sister companies. In return, we discontinue Sweet Apple Acres Secret Recipe and have them stick to the pies and pastries. It'll work just great for all of us!" *squee*

"'Just great fer all of us', my foot! You want 20%! And all the money you make goes straight ta your coffers! Nice try, girly, but we read closer than the rest of the maroons you've duped! We're not budgin'!"

"Oh. I'm sorry. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."

*click* "'Scuse me, boss, there's a coupl'a ladies here ta- Pardon me, hun, ya can't go-" *shriek WHAM* "You just stay raht there, sugar cube." "No funny business, or Valerie comes out to play!"

"Gentlemen, these are my associates: Rainbow Dash and Applejack. They'll be helping your company through your resignation."

"Don't you worry Fluttershy, we'll make sure their replacement has better sense!"

"Oh, thank you, girls, so much! I'm going have to remember to give that secretary a nice raise for her silence."

"OH, BY THE MOON, PLEASE NO!!!"

"Oh, and Rainbow Dash? Rarity says don't kick in the door next time; it leaves the most unsightly marks."

*creeeeeeeak click!*

*typewriter shove* I'm sorry, was it something I said?

[Magthere]

Man I know this thread has never exactly been a fan of Spike (with obvious exceptions) But Yeesh you seemed to rain it down on him today...

Perhaps it's time that I go and wake the dragon...

FIRE AND BLOOD!

[Genivaria]

Man I know this thread has never exactly been a fan of Spike (with obvious exceptions) But Yeesh you seemed to rain it down on him today...
FIRE AND BLOOD!

Oh shit, I'm getting Saur.

[Saurisisia]

Man I know this thread has never exactly been a fan of Spike (with obvious exceptions) But Yeesh you seemed to rain it down on him today...

Perhaps it's time that I go and wake the dragon...

FIRE AND BLOOD!

Indeed...

Those are pretty cool... even though I have little interaction with A Song of Ice and Fire.

[Genivaria]

Man I know this thread has never exactly been a fan of Spike (with obvious exceptions) But Yeesh you seemed to rain it down on him today...

Perhaps it's time that I go and wake the dragon...

FIRE AND BLOOD!

Indeed...

Those are pretty cool... even though I have little interaction with A Song of Ice and Fire.

Didn't even give me time to TG you.

[Ameriganastan]

*typewriter shove* I'm sorry, was it something I said?

I was complimenting you. That was awesome.

[Saurisisia]

Indeed...

Those are pretty cool... even though I have little interaction with A Song of Ice and Fire.

Didn't even give me time to TG you.

When it comes to dinosaurs and dragons, my scrolling speed is as fast as the Flash.

[Genivaria]

*typewriter shove* I'm sorry, was it something I said?

Yes it was! More, more! Encore!!

[Magthere]

Man I know this thread has never exactly been a fan of Spike (with obvious exceptions) But Yeesh you seemed to rain it down on him today...

Perhaps it's time that I go and wake the dragon...

FIRE AND BLOOD!

Indeed...

Those are pretty cool... even though I have little interaction with A Song of Ice and Fire.

To be honest I only finished the first book a few days ago... I'm still on a high from it due to it's awesomeness (In my opinion).