Dodge Junction: My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Long ago in a distant land, a blind monk fell off a cliff hitting his head on the way down several times. After he landed in a grove of marijuana that someone was burning away, he spoke his final words.

Unfortunately nobody could hear him over the sound of the waterfall, and so it was not recorded. This is the prophesy of which we speak.

Works for me

[Werelight shadow]

the threads really slow so ill boost it up. fluffle puff powers activate

[Werelight shadow]

who do all of you think this is hint it isn't twilight but its cannon i would put of the post from tumblr but it has some stuff not many like to see like gore and that's the one thing i was told not to post the question (if you want the tumblr page shoot me a telegram and ill send the link to you )

[Ameriganastan]

who do all of you think this is hint it isn't twilight but its cannon i would put of the post from tumblr but it has some stuff not many like to see like gore and that's the one thing i was told not to post the question

...You know, I'm just putting you on ignore. Your sheer butchering of simple sentences is infuriating.

[Werelight shadow]

who do all of you think this is hint it isn't twilight but its cannon i would put of the post from tumblr but it has some stuff not many like to see like gore and that's the one thing i was told not to post the question

...You know, I'm just putting you on ignore. Your sheer butchering of simple sentences is infuriating.

well your mean when a persons tired they don't think about every detail my friend was right you are an ass some times but you both love the same pony right so you have a connection there. but will you a least answer the question.

[United Furry Alliance]

Long ago in a distant land, a blind monk fell off a cliff hitting his head on the way down several times. After he landed in a grove of marijuana that someone was burning away, he spoke his final words.

Unfortunately nobody could hear him over the sound of the waterfall, and so it was not recorded. This is the prophesy of which we speak.

Works for me

NOOOO NOT THE MARIJUANA GROVE!!

[Wisconsin9]

...You know, I'm just putting you on ignore. Your sheer butchering of simple sentences is infuriating.

well your mean when a persons tired they don't think about every detail my friend was right you are an ass some times but you both love the same pony right so you have a connection there. but will you a least answer the question.

Don't take it personally. Ameri hates almost everything.

[Krazakistan]

well your mean when a persons tired they don't think about every detail my friend was right you are an ass some times but you both love the same pony right so you have a connection there. but will you a least answer the question.

Don't take it personally. Ameri hates almost everything.

Although, I do agree with Ameri by being infuriated by Shadow's poor grammatical and spelling skills. I literally have seen 11 year olds type better. No offense to Shadow, though.

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Oh dear Celestia why...I think I just puked a little

[New Naephak]

....Is it just me, or does Werelight shadow bear a striking resemblance to shadowbell?

[Krazakistan]

....Is it just me, or does Werelight shadow bear a striking resemblance to shadowbell?

With the poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation? Yes, yes he does remind me of Shadowbell.

[Transnapastain]

...You know, I'm just putting you on ignore. Your sheer butchering of simple sentences is infuriating.

well your mean when a persons tired they don't think about every detail my friend was right you are an ass some times but you both love the same pony right so you have a connection there. but will you a least answer the question.

You're friend may be right, but you're not correct when you insult other players. Also, small font will not save you.

*** Warned for flaming ***

[Quandarm]

*** Warned for flaming ***

My one and only question is how on earth you found a priest willing to wed you to a Pokemon.

[Transnapastain]

*** Warned for flaming ***

My one and only question is how on earth you found a priest willing to wed you to a Pokemon.

Vegas rules.

[Ceffyltir]

....Is it just me, or does Werelight shadow bear a striking resemblance to shadowbell?

It's the same guy. He got banned twice already. I'm debating whether I should file another report for a permanent IP ban.

[New Naephak]

....Is it just me, or does Werelight shadow bear a striking resemblance to shadowbell?

It's the same guy. He got banned twice already. I'm debating whether I should file another report for a permanent IP ban.

If you don't mate, I will. Can't have a player with so little respect for the rules in our fine thread.

[Ceffyltir]

It's the same guy. He got banned twice already. I'm debating whether I should file another report for a permanent IP ban.

If you don't mate, I will. Can't have a player with so little respect for the rules in our fine thread.

Reported.

[Quidomne]

Dat great and powerful plot

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What? No.

That's what you want me to think.

I've got my eye on you, filly.

YOU ASKED FOR IT

COME HERE CEFFUMS

COME ON BOY

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

LOOK AT THAT BELLY

LOOK AT IT

Did somepony say thick plots?

The Royal Plot shall not be denied.

Looking ever to the future

She has such a pretty mane...

God I love Wheely Knox.

*blushes*

I'll let you play with my wheels if you want.

...

Is...is that a sexual thing?

NO WHEEL PONE

NEED MORE BOOP

STOP FORCING YOUR BOOP DOWN MY THROAT

I DO WHAT I WANT GURL

...

BOOP

Dat cosplay.

Do want!

WHERE ARE THESE GIRLS AND WHY CAN I NEVER FIND THEM?!

TOO SAD TO READ THROUGH THREAD SO JUST HAVE SOME IMAGES HAHA OK BYE

Needs more happy!

Flutterscotch

As essentially the human version of Flutterscotch, I find this both adorable and agonizing.

Boobs

Note: the power of evil increases boob size by at least 20%.

Chrysalis...cute? Impossibru!

...

I stand corrected.

Oh...my...

Mission Turn On the Xis complete.

Returning to base.

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SHE DO

LAWL

Underskruvarna!

Also, Swedish Dash sounds pretty cute.

Someone say something about stupid sexy Spitfire?

MAH PANTS

THEY GROW TIGHT

Derpy and her pet

Best rock *nods*

^

I've got a couple of NSFW headcanon theories if anybody wants 'em.

I'd like to hear them.

Let's all give her a hug boys.

She's just impatient is all. It's not cute or anything.

Would hug both yes.

Ceffy, are you a plot wizard?

No, he's the King of Plots!

This needs to be law, Obama?

I AM ALREADY THREAD PURVEYOR OF BOOTY

I OBJECT

to you guys and gals who read tumblr im wondering whats your favorite ask bla bla bla mlp related and place the url in your answer heres mine

This is a dangerous question to ask. I'm a bigger fan of single Tumblr Pones than I am of ACTUAL Pones. So... Whooo boy. Stand back. In no particular order!

Whirly Willow. - This is still one of my absolute favorites, even though it's not updated in forever. The art is awesome and crisp, and the story (when not being just random fun) is very compelling.

Palette Swap. - Really what isn't there to love about Palette? She's adorable and squishy lookin'! The art is fun and alive, and she's played around with the Mane Six some without dragging them too deeply into her own story.

*sigh* I can't believe I'm gonna say it, but.... Ask Backy. I KNOW, I KNOW. It's an odd choice, but her random posts are hilarious when they hit home. Once again with the art. It's good clean (not really clean per se) fun all around. [WARNING: Backy. There's a LOT of plot in this one.]

Echo Fleetfoot. This one's given me some trouble in the past. Mostly from the Exile crew who claim she's just awful. While she's not the best on the internet-McWebs, I still think she's just adorable. So the gimmick is that she's a blind Wonderbolt...... Yes I know. Moving on. Well maybe one more

Ask surprise - Oh boy. The original version of Pinkie Pie pre-FiM brought back to be Tumblr's Pinkie Pie stand in. It's got the art it's got the random, it's got all you need for an awesome Tumblr Pone. Whatch as I link the last 2!

Honorable mention time. These last two will be ones that I used to follow but don't anymore. One because I forget to, and the other because... well. Let's just say I won't link you to either for... reasons.

Ask Velvet - The art in this one is just too pretty. I like the character and all that, but I just don't check her Tumblr as much as I used to. Anyway, for those kids at home watching, her Tumblr is implied NSFW more often than not. She does run an adult toy store after all.

Cteno - This image might be disturbing and the rest of the Tumblr was NSFW. Cteno is toxic waste wrapped around a microwaved skeleton. No really. That's her backstory. She was all fine and innocent for a while, but when Slugbox decided to quit MLP entirely, it went over the edge and off my map.

And now the count is over. I warned you it was a mess of a question to ask.

Excellent choices!

[Ifreann]

Lick

"You taste like fashion"
"Twilight that..."
"Shush. Fashion"

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Knox in toy form.

Honk honk!

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Dat great and powerful plot

Its power if exceeded only by its greatness.

WHERE ARE THESE GIRLS AND WHY CAN I NEVER FIND THEM?!

Conspiracy is my guess.

I AM ALREADY THREAD PURVEYOR OF BOOTY

I OBJECT

We can have both!

[Immoren]

Flowerity

Littlepip
Sleeping
Cteno

[Wilgrove]

Princess Luna is being adorable and you can't do anything about it.

[Ermarian]

New page of Heartstrings.

I give it one chapter until TaviScratch; maybe less.

[Phocidaea]

New headcanon: Rarity fans are all banelings.
Additional proof
En Taro Rainbow Dash
Closeted
Cutie Mark Crusader Ghosts

[Immoren]

:D
Hello handsome
Raritea

[Auzkhia]

Yes

[Wilgrove]

Yes

No.