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Postby Nationalist State of Knox » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:43 am

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Postby Genivaria » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:45 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:From the No.1 bestselling author.

I shall use this magic to destroy my enemies.

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Postby Lazssia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:51 am

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indeed. also, whos ready for ponies saturday? :D

Mutha'fucka I was born ready.

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Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:54 am

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:lolCeffy


I think that if Season 3 has taught us anything, it's that Applejack is NOT the worst pony. I don't know if she's the best, but I sure do like her more now that all this backstory has come to light.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:18 pm

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:lolCeffy

Apple propaganda. Apple propaganda everywhere.
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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:18 pm

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:lolCeffy


I can feel Ceffy smiling from here. I think using the blanket statement that "AJ is the worst pony" is an unfair statement.

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Postby Immoren » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:22 pm

lol. I am drinking Spitfire.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:24 pm

Immoren wrote:lol. I am drinking Spitfire.

I approve.
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Postby Xiscapia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:28 pm

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:lolCeffy


I wouldn't exactly call AJ living how she does "in poverty" at least by pony standards.
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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:29 pm

Xiscapia wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:lolCeffy


I wouldn't exactly call AJ living how she does "in poverty" at least by pony standards.


Yeah she lives pretty decently, is well fed and her family has a nice big, comfortable house. That doesent detract from the fact that AJ's a good pony though.

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Postby Immoren » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:33 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Immoren wrote:lol. I am drinking Spitfire.

I approve.

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Postby Xiscapia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:35 pm

Cevalo Nacio wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
I wouldn't exactly call AJ living how she does "in poverty" at least by pony standards.


Yeah she lives pretty decently, is well fed and her family has a nice big, comfortable house. That doesent detract from the fact that AJ's a good pony though.


No, not at all. But I couldn't help but notice that a lot of what was in that image could be applied to the rest of the Mane 6 too.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:39 pm

Cevalo Nacio wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
I wouldn't exactly call AJ living how she does "in poverty" at least by pony standards.


Yeah she lives pretty decently, is well fed and her family has a nice big, comfortable house. That doesent detract from the fact that AJ's a good pony though.

And they have enough money to build a new barn every week.


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Ifreann wrote:I approve.

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Yay Flutterdrunk!
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Postby Pragia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:41 pm

Xiscapia wrote:
Nationalist State of Knox wrote:lolCeffy


I wouldn't exactly call AJ living how she does "in poverty" at least by pony standards.

Rainbow lives in a sky mansion (would assume weather ponies get paid, if not in same boat)
Pinkie (helps) run a buisness, making quite a bit there
Rarity finds gems like freaking candy
Twilight is protege to royalty, nuff said
Fluttershy... Hmmm idk about that one
And AJ seems pretty well off, seeing as they have 9001 a lot of barns, and cider stuff, and apples, apples everywhere
Based on this I'd put wealth values at
Rarity
AJ
Twilight
Pinkie
Rainbow
Fluttershy Not so yay

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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:56 pm

Pragia wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
I wouldn't exactly call AJ living how she does "in poverty" at least by pony standards.

Rainbow lives in a sky mansion (would assume weather ponies get paid, if not in same boat)
Pinkie (helps) run a buisness, making quite a bit there
Rarity finds gems like freaking candy
Twilight is protege to royalty, nuff said
Fluttershy... Hmmm idk about that one
And AJ seems pretty well off, seeing as they have 9001 a lot of barns, and cider stuff, and apples, apples everywhere
Based on this I'd put wealth values at
Rarity
AJ
Twilight
Pinkie
Rainbow
Fluttershy Not so yay


Honestly, I dont think Pinkie makes very much. She works at a bakery and she gets free rent but thats nothing comparatively.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:57 pm

Cevalo Nacio wrote:
Pragia wrote:Rainbow lives in a sky mansion (would assume weather ponies get paid, if not in same boat)
Pinkie (helps) run a buisness, making quite a bit there
Rarity finds gems like freaking candy
Twilight is protege to royalty, nuff said
Fluttershy... Hmmm idk about that one
And AJ seems pretty well off, seeing as they have 9001 a lot of barns, and cider stuff, and apples, apples everywhere
Based on this I'd put wealth values at
Rarity
AJ
Twilight
Pinkie
Rainbow
Fluttershy Not so yay


Honestly, I dont think Pinkie makes very much. She works at a bakery and she gets free rent but thats nothing comparatively.


and free snacks.
And she might charge for parties, possibly.
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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:00 pm

Marilyn Manson Pony? Not a good idea

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UaSDVLvmZdQ/T ... 3j1efb.jpg

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Postby Pragia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:00 pm

Ostroeuropa wrote:
Cevalo Nacio wrote:
Honestly, I dont think Pinkie makes very much. She works at a bakery and she gets free rent but thats nothing comparatively.


and free snacks.
And she might charge for parties, possibly.

I can just see it now, a pinkie party with big Mac as bouncer
"c'mon man I'm on the list"
"eenope"

And come to think of it, fluttershy being poor makes me feel sad...
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Postby Cevalo Nacio » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:03 pm

Pragia wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:
and free snacks.
And she might charge for parties, possibly.

I can just see it now, a pinkie party with big Mac as bouncer
"c'mon man I'm on the list"
"eenope"


I can see Twilight trying to get in "eeeyynope, no dorks allowed!" than Pinkie would come out and look at her and say "shes alright."

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Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:09 pm

Cevalo Nacio wrote:Marilyn Manson Pony? Not a good idea

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UaSDVLvmZdQ/T ... 3j1efb.jpg


That doesn't look like a Marilyn Manson pony to me. Too... inoffensive? Not-wearing-Nazi-uniforms? Unpierced? There's a word for it.
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NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:11 pm

Pragia wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:
and free snacks.
And she might charge for parties, possibly.

I can just see it now, a pinkie party with big Mac as bouncer
"c'mon man I'm on the list"
"eenope"

And come to think of it, fluttershy being poor makes me feel sad...

At Pinkie Pie Parties, everypony's on the list. And miscellaneous things that aren't ponies.
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Postby Pragia » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:15 pm

Stupid hale pony files corrupted, along with all the other ones I try to open :(

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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:16 pm

Pragia wrote:Stupid hale pony files corrupted, along with all the other ones I try to open :(

Corruption is bad.
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Postby Immoren » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:17 pm

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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there

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