Metal Thread 2: In Metal There Is No Law

[Kar-Esseria]

1. "Get fat and fucked up on every drug and alcoholic beverage known to man! Who cares about 'health'!?"
2. "Congrats! You're Satan! Now let me complain about Gods while I believe in *MAGIC*!"
3. "Being religious makes you stupid by default! Don't be stupid, be an edgy Atheist instead!"
4. "Just be a dick to anyone who hasn't done anything nice to/for you before!"
5. "You know that guy who kicked your dog? Murder him!"
6. "Fuck the poor!"
7. "This is really just an excuse to act like an animal! Go ahead, go wild, beat up that go who sneered at you and put him in a coma!"
8. "Be the most selfish, envious, fattest, laziest, angriest, sluttiest, self-absorbed asshole in the world!"
9. "This is basically some Theistic Satanist bullshit where Satan is the good guy!"

That's basically what I got from all that.

Let's correct you.

1. Okay fair enough, but you really went to extremes.
2. Read what I said in response to that.
3. That rule said nothing about religion.
4. NO. Again, it's basically saying "don't be nice to people who aren't nice to you." I highly doubt it's saying be a dick to EVERYONE. Grow up.
5. That was idiotic, even for you. A real stretch.
6. No, fuck the people that don't want to help themselves and fix their problems, and instead take advantage of you!
7. HOW the FUCK did you even come to that conclusion??? The rule encourages RESISTING such behavior that goes too far!
8. Again, I didn't like this rule but you leave more stretch marks than a 50 year old's boobs.
9. Uh-uh. Again. Every religion has something to be afraid of, and Satan is just that. That's what makes him so interesting to metal, the fact that he's scary!

Get the (Slip)knot out of your panties, I was being satirical.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Still, LaVeyan Satanism just sounds like a club of hypocritical, contradictory, edgy Atheists who believe in magic.

At least Theistic Satanists have common decency, even if they really don't worship who they claim to.

Amazing.

[Kar-Esseria]

Still, LaVeyan Satanism just sounds like a club of hypocritical, contradictory, edgy Atheists who believe in magic.

At least Theistic Satanists have common decency, even if they really don't worship who they claim to.

No, no, sorry, you mentioned Slipknot, I wasn't referring to your conversation with Kia.

What about Slipknot?

Still, LaVeyan Satanism just sounds like a club of hypocritical, contradictory, edgy Atheists who believe in magic.

At least Theistic Satanists have common decency, even if they really don't worship who they claim to.

You didn't even read it, did you? You came up with all the stereotypes that people have about metalheads in general...

I read it, I just wanted to satirize it before taking it in depth.

[Kiaculta]

No, no, sorry, you mentioned Slipknot, I wasn't referring to your conversation with Kia.

What about Slipknot?

You didn't even read it, did you? You came up with all the stereotypes that people have about metalheads in general...

I read it, I just wanted to satirize it before taking it in depth.

Your attempts at satire aren't even funny. It's like watching the Scary Movie movies.

[NeuPolska]

What about Slipknot?

Don't worry about it, I fucked up, my bad.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Your attempts at satire aren't even funny. It's like watching the Scary Movie movies.

Damn dude, that's savage.

[Kar-Esseria]

What about Slipknot?



I read it, I just wanted to satirize it before taking it in depth.

Your attempts at satire aren't even funny. It's like watching the Scary Movie movies.

Fuck that, those movies are hilarious.

[Impaled Nazarene]

"Sacrificed more virgins on sex alters"

If that doesn't imply sex I don't know what does, especially given how you were just talking about banging girls in the first place.

I was going for more Metalocalypse imagery but okay.

We get it you kill small animals and cishet males. Could you be anymore vanilla?

I'm sorry I'm not extreme enough to anally rape aborted fetuses on stage. I don't have enough blackness in my veins. :<<<

Don't apologize for being soft. Apologize for being f!Kar

[Kiaculta]

Your attempts at satire aren't even funny. It's like watching the Scary Movie movies.

Fuck that, those movies are hilarious.

Yeah, if your idea of comedy gold is 9th grade humor, i.e. on par with Adam Sandler.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Since the theme of the night seems to be Satanism, what did you guys think of Behemoth's The Satanist?


I'm going to go on record saying that to date, it is the single most beautiful album I've ever heard.

EDIT: Small addendum. Single most beautiful metal album.

[Revanchism]

Nirvash, thanks for provoking the most hilarious posts this thread has seen.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Since the theme of the night seems to be Satanism, what did you guys think of Behemoth's The Satanist?


I'm going to go on record saying that to date, it is the single most beautiful album I've ever heard.

its great but not Behemoth's best

[Kiaculta]

Since the theme of the night seems to be Satanism, what did you guys think of Behemoth's The Satanist?


I'm going to go on record saying that to date, it is the single most beautiful album I've ever heard.

EDIT: Small addendum. Single most beautiful metal album.

Brave New World, bitch.


But yeah it is fucking amazing.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Nirvash, thanks for provoking the most hilarious posts this thread has seen.

I tend to bring out the best in people~~~~

[Revanchism]

Since the theme of the night seems to be Satanism, what did you guys think of Behemoth's The Satanist?


I'm going to go on record saying that to date, it is the single most beautiful album I've ever heard.

EDIT: Small addendum. Single most beautiful metal album.

I enjoyed Evangelion and Demigod more.

[Kiaculta]

Since the theme of the night seems to be Satanism, what did you guys think of Behemoth's The Satanist?


I'm going to go on record saying that to date, it is the single most beautiful album I've ever heard.

EDIT: Small addendum. Single most beautiful metal album.

I enjoyed Evangelion and Demigod more.

Not sure which is better: The Apostasy, Evangelion, or The Satanist.

For those of you who bought The Satanist with the DVD from the Metal Blade website...isn't the packaging pretty bad?

[NeuPolska]

What's a good album by them?

Folkstorm of the Azure Nights and Eastern Hammer are good.

Also, I'll have you all know I killed a dog once and I only cried with blood on my hands for two hours

Is Russian band, no?

I think after my ATV story I don't need to mention anything more, but I guess I'll mention that one time when I was a little boy and I was coming home from school through a blizzard, and I couldn't see. I ended up slipping on a patch of ice and I landed on a hill of snow, and the sharpest shard of ice I've ever seen happened to be poking out of the snow. I impaled my hand on it, and I got up and walked home without a single cry of pain. There was blood all over my hand and dripping everywhere and of course my other hand was covered in blood too, from holding the other hand.

[Kiaculta]

Folkstorm of the Azure Nights and Eastern Hammer are good.

Also, I'll have you all know I killed a dog once and I only cried with blood on my hands for two hours

Is Russian band, no?

I think after my ATV story I don't need to mention anything more, but I guess I'll mention that one time when I was a little boy and I was coming home from school through a blizzard, and I couldn't see. I ended up slipping on a patch of ice and I landed on a hill of snow, and the sharpest shard of ice I've ever seen happened to be poking out of the snow. I impaled my hand on it, and I got up and walked home without a single cry of pain. There was blood all over my hand and dripping everywhere and of course my other hand was covered in blood too, from holding the other hand.

Unholy Satan, you impaled your hand???

[NeuPolska]

Since the theme of the night seems to be Satanism, what did you guys think of Behemoth's The Satanist?


I'm going to go on record saying that to date, it is the single most beautiful album I've ever heard.

EDIT: Small addendum. Single most beautiful metal album.

Badass.

[NeuPolska]

Is Russian band, no?

I think after my ATV story I don't need to mention anything more, but I guess I'll mention that one time when I was a little boy and I was coming home from school through a blizzard, and I couldn't see. I ended up slipping on a patch of ice and I landed on a hill of snow, and the sharpest shard of ice I've ever seen happened to be poking out of the snow. I impaled my hand on it, and I got up and walked home without a single cry of pain. There was blood all over my hand and dripping everywhere and of course my other hand was covered in blood too, from holding the other hand.

Unholy Satan, you impaled your hand???

Yeah, I reached out to break my fall and bam, my hand went straight into a sharpened shard of ice.

[Kiaculta]

Unholy Satan, you impaled your hand???

Yeah, I reached out to break my fall and bam, my hand went straight into a sharpened shard of ice.

All I can think of is this:

Still a bit stiff?

[NeuPolska]

All I can think of is this:

(Image)

Still a bit stiff?

No, it wasn't to that extent. It cut pretty deep in, but it didn't quite make it all the way through. Still bled like a bitch, though.

[Impaled Nazarene]

I fell off a motorcycle backwards going 50 i landed head first and an F150 comes inches from crushing me
thank god for rednecks

[Kiaculta]

All I can think of is this:

(Image)

Still a bit stiff?

No, it wasn't to that extent. It cut pretty deep in, but it didn't quite make it all the way through. Still bled like a bitch, though.

When I was 6 I stepped on a snowglobe that had just fallen from the shelf for some reason. It was Valentine's Day.

[Revanchism]

Folkstorm of the Azure Nights and Eastern Hammer are good.

Also, I'll have you all know I killed a dog once and I only cried with blood on my hands for two hours

Is Russian band, no?

I think after my ATV story I don't need to mention anything more, but I guess I'll mention that one time when I was a little boy and I was coming home from school through a blizzard, and I couldn't see. I ended up slipping on a patch of ice and I landed on a hill of snow, and the sharpest shard of ice I've ever seen happened to be poking out of the snow. I impaled my hand on it, and I got up and walked home without a single cry of pain. There was blood all over my hand and dripping everywhere and of course my other hand was covered in blood too, from holding the other hand.

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