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Postby Blasveck » Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:58 pm

Uxlci wrote:
Olthar wrote:I don't think Al Capone has any power anymore, so you're probably safe.


In Soviet Equestria, you whack Al Capone!

Equestican wrote:Privet, Comrade! Welcome to our slice of Friendship, home of the Pony Proletariat. I am the local changeling socialist


Hello comrade, greetings from the Central Executive Committee of the ICC. I have come to ensure that everypony fully embraces the great communist chase and has decimated themselves completely to the Equestrian socialist revolution. Together we will bring the message of communism and friendship to the entire world.

My beloved ponies would never succumb to Soviet influence.
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Postby Immoren » Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:59 pm

Image

Image

*laugh*



Olthar wrote:
Cadonica wrote:You so sure?

:hug:

Friendship Mafia is victorious.

Don't worry, Cad. I'll make Ono an offer he can't refuse. ;)


Huehuehue
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:01 am

Immoren wrote:

OH SHI--
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We are currently 33% through the Trump administration.
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:04 am

Immoren wrote:

Alright, no more coffee to you.
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:14 am

N...Nee...Need Pone content.

Lack of fanfic readings, audio plays, full length fan animations and such is turning me crazy. I caught myself browsing a website for real life pones.
I'm horrified by my actions.

I thought about doing something incredibly fucking stupid and divisive for a while just for my own curiosity. I'd sit down and re-watch all the series and try to catalogue every single instance of sexism I can find, then upload a series based on it, like a cinema sins.
I'd keep a tally of the writers responsible, which characters were the major offenders (Hint: It's spike), etc.

I expect I'd have to do that Omen music for when Dragon Quest finally came up.
I'm betting Rarity would probably be second biggest offender due to her constant "A real lady" shit.

Might also be worth tallying up how many explicit counters to sexism there are in the show.

"I dunno if it's everypony's dream." - Dash
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Ostro.MOV

There is an out of control trolley speeding towards Jeremy Bentham, who is tied to the track. You can pull the lever to cause the trolley to switch tracks, but on the other track is Immanuel Kant. Bentham is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Critique of Pure Reason. Kant is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Principles of Moral Legislation. Both men are shouting at you that they have recently started to reconsider their ethical stances.
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Postby Onocarcass » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:15 am

Immoren wrote:

*laugh*



Olthar wrote:Don't worry, Cad. I'll make Ono an offer he can't refuse. ;)


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Postby Immoren » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:22 am

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IC Flag Is a Pope Principia
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:23 am

Immoren wrote:

:lol:
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:29 am

Immoren wrote:

I'm reminded of that Futurama episode with the bone vampire.
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Postby Blasveck » Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:30 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:N...Nee...Need Pone content.

Lack of fanfic readings, audio plays, full length fan animations and such is turning me crazy. I caught myself browsing a website for real life pones.
I'm horrified by my actions.

I thought about doing something incredibly fucking stupid and divisive for a while just for my own curiosity. I'd sit down and re-watch all the series and try to catalogue every single instance of sexism I can find, then upload a series based on it, like a cinema sins.
I'd keep a tally of the writers responsible, which characters were the major offenders (Hint: It's spike), etc.

I expect I'd have to do that Omen music for when Dragon Quest finally came up.
I'm betting Rarity would probably be second biggest offender due to her constant "A real lady" shit.

Might also be worth tallying up how many explicit counters to sexism there are in the show.

"I dunno if it's everypony's dream." - Dash

Yeah, trying to catalogue instances of sexism in what is essentially Lauren Faust's feminist loveletter seems like an incredible waste of time.
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Postby Immoren » Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:32 am

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:D
What did you do?
Transformation
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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Postby Onocarcass » Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:57 am

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Postby Ifreann » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:11 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Boop Pinkie's nose!

*dead*

Wilgrove wrote:Oh My...

Stupid, sexy Spitfire.


Toga party! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Quidomne wrote:4 srs

Cutest badass.


Complain that it's too early and go back to sleep.

Lazssia wrote:Birthday Game: BRUTAL EDITION.
Celestia and I fight a horde of zombies using electric guitars. Hell. Fucking. Yes. We're gonna rock metal our way out the apocalypse.

Get into a bar fight with Jinx. I don't even know who that is...

Immoren wrote:

Caffeine singularity achieved.


ohmy.jpg

da fuq...
Music pones.
Starbutt.
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:14 am


That's it, no more vodka.
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.
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Postby Onocarcass » Wed Jun 18, 2014 2:21 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Boop Pinkie's nose!

*dead*

Wilgrove wrote:Oh My...

Stupid, sexy Spitfire.


Toga party! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Quidomne wrote:4 srs

Cutest badass.


Complain that it's too early and go back to sleep.

Lazssia wrote:Birthday Game: BRUTAL EDITION.
Celestia and I fight a horde of zombies using electric guitars. Hell. Fucking. Yes. We're gonna rock metal our way out the apocalypse.

Get into a bar fight with Jinx. I don't even know who that is...

Immoren wrote:

Caffeine singularity achieved.


ohmy.jpg

da fuq...
Music pones.
Starbutt.

Because I don't call any of y'all by your respective butt names my dear
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Postby Slorch » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:17 am

Wilgrove wrote:Oh My...


:shock: The first thing when I try and get back into this thread...
"... Ultramarines never have to deal with shit like that. Then again, they are the Ultramarines. Rebels don't surrender out of fear of them, they surrender because the last they want is another lecture about their prowess in battle."- AETEN II
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:20 am

Giggling over more puns.

A nation of boars:
Tuskany.

From the historical equestria videos :p
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Ostro.MOV

There is an out of control trolley speeding towards Jeremy Bentham, who is tied to the track. You can pull the lever to cause the trolley to switch tracks, but on the other track is Immanuel Kant. Bentham is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Critique of Pure Reason. Kant is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Principles of Moral Legislation. Both men are shouting at you that they have recently started to reconsider their ethical stances.
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Postby Slorch » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:21 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Boop Pinkie's nose!

*dead*

Wilgrove wrote:Oh My...

Stupid, sexy Spitfire.


Toga party! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Quidomne wrote:4 srs

Cutest badass.


Complain that it's too early and go back to sleep.

Lazssia wrote:Birthday Game: BRUTAL EDITION.
Celestia and I fight a horde of zombies using electric guitars. Hell. Fucking. Yes. We're gonna rock metal our way out the apocalypse.

Get into a bar fight with Jinx. I don't even know who that is...

Immoren wrote:

Caffeine singularity achieved.


ohmy.jpg

da fuq...
Music pones.
Starbutt.


Butt I do call you starbutt...
"... Ultramarines never have to deal with shit like that. Then again, they are the Ultramarines. Rebels don't surrender out of fear of them, they surrender because the last they want is another lecture about their prowess in battle."- AETEN II
Slorch wrote:click the 'wrote' button.
Nua Corda wrote:click the 'wrote' button.

Fluttershy is Best pony
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:24 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:Giggling over more puns.

A nation of boars:
Tuskany.

From the historical equestria videos :p

Several years ago
in a foreign town
Far away from home,
I met the Count of Tuskany
A young eccentric stallion
bred from royal blood
Took me for a ride
across the open country side

Get into my back, let's go for a ride
Along the way I'll be your guide, just get on
Maybe you'll recall a cannibal curator
A character inspired by my brother's life

Winding through the hills
The city far behind
On and on we rode
down narrow streets and dusty roads
At last we came upon
a picturesque estate
on sprawling emerald fields
An ancient world of times gone by

Let me introduce
my brother
A bearded gentlecolt
Historian
Sucking on his pipe
Distinguished accent
Making me uptight
No accident


Goddamn, that wasn't too cool to ponify... too few changes...
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IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.
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Postby Immoren » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:55 am

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Ice Cream
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discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:56 am

Immoren wrote:

Oh god :lol:
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.
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Postby Slorch » Wed Jun 18, 2014 3:56 am


:blink: I forgot how random this thread is...
"... Ultramarines never have to deal with shit like that. Then again, they are the Ultramarines. Rebels don't surrender out of fear of them, they surrender because the last they want is another lecture about their prowess in battle."- AETEN II
Slorch wrote:click the 'wrote' button.
Nua Corda wrote:click the 'wrote' button.

Fluttershy is Best pony
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Postby Slorch » Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:02 am

Lazssia wrote:Birthday Game: BRUTAL EDITION.
Celestia and I fight a horde of zombies using electric guitars. Hell. Fucking. Yes. We're gonna rock metal our way out the apocalypse.


I have to fight Sombra with a concrete wall...
"... Ultramarines never have to deal with shit like that. Then again, they are the Ultramarines. Rebels don't surrender out of fear of them, they surrender because the last they want is another lecture about their prowess in battle."- AETEN II
Slorch wrote:click the 'wrote' button.
Nua Corda wrote:click the 'wrote' button.

Fluttershy is Best pony
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Cadonica
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Postby Cadonica » Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:03 am

Slorch wrote:
Lazssia wrote:Birthday Game: BRUTAL EDITION.
Celestia and I fight a horde of zombies using electric guitars. Hell. Fucking. Yes. We're gonna rock metal our way out the apocalypse.


I have to fight Sombra with a concrete wall...

Priceless :lol:
IC
Steam, Last.fm, RYM
Call me Cad or Sisu.
That's what they said:Once you go black metal...

That's what I said:
That Finnish bastard. ~2011
Sleeping is overrated. ~2012
I'm only gay with females. ~2013
Wings are sexy and you know it! ~2013.
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Postby Immoren » Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:07 am

Cadonica wrote:
Lazssia wrote:Birthday Game: BRUTAL EDITION.
Celestia and I fight a horde of zombies using electric guitars. Hell. Fucking. Yes. We're gonna rock metal our way out the apocalypse.

Daring Do attacks me and my only defense is... t-shirt...

Fuck.


Meanwhile I employ tin of smoked almonds.
IC Flag Is a Pope Principia
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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