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by Christian Democrats » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:25 pm
Aculea wrote:#467 Saving Your Own Foreskin
I've received #467 twice and both times the second (Jewish) petitioner was Ariel Goldberg.
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
by Convergea » Sat Dec 26, 2015 4:58 am
by Mediobogdum II » Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:03 pm
Convergea wrote:Munchie is my animal.
The Munchie Republic Shall Rise Again?
by Sleep » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:13 am
by Trotterdam » Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:42 am
You can really tell how this guy has the best interests of your nation's children at heart by his usage of such child-unfriendly language.Sleep wrote:"We all know what the problem is, so why isn't the government doing a #$%! thing about it?" decries Oliver from your TV screen. "We need to stop feeding our children junk food, like those $%#&! chicken chizzlers. Maybe the government can't control what they have at home, but they can give them proper meals for school lunches. Force the schools to serve only nutritious meals and ban junk food from being sold in schools. It's a !%&$# no-brainer! The $#%!@ soda industry might not like it, but they can go suck a lemon."
You missed a macro here.Sleep wrote:"You'd make it easier on parents if you mandated an official meal plan for children across Sleep."
by Christian Democrats » Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:22 am
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
by Phydios » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:19 am
Barbarossistan wrote:just got #478: the show must go on
If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless. Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you. | Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Only those who actually do the will of my Father in heaven will enter. On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’ But I will reply, ‘I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God’s laws.’James 1:26-27, Matthew 7:21-23
by Aculea » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:22 am
by Christian Democrats » Thu Jan 14, 2016 4:43 pm
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
by Drachmaland » Fri Jan 15, 2016 4:59 pm
by Nation of Quebec » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:02 pm
Drachmaland wrote:479
The Issue
While heading to your office in @@CAPITAL@@, you suddenly find yourself caught in a massive rally staged by angry taxi drivers protesting Fubar, a popular ridesharing service. As the demonstration blocks off all nearby streets, you are forced to hear the drivers' respective demands.
The Debate
1."Fubar is destroying our business!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@ while trying to offer you a ride. "They charge cheap fares only because they don't have to pay for registration, special number plates, and occupational insurance. That's unfair. Fubar is dangerously unregulated. They don't even perform background checks on their drivers! Do you really want these potentially dangerous drivers, who have no knowledge of the area, giving @@NAME@@ a bad name to tourists? Ridesharing is anti-competition and a threat to public safety. It must be banned!"
2."I think all this nonsense is nothing more than these taxi drivers being afraid of a little competition," comments Fubar driver @@RANDOMNAME@@, while checking their phone for nearby rides. "People are sick of taxis; they have to wave their hands up and down like lunatics in order to get one, or spend three hours on call waiting, and we all know taxi drivers always look for ways to cheat you. With Fubar, a friendly driver is always available fairly quickly and all you need is a phone app. I implore you to use some common sense. Fubar is safe, convenient, and the way of the future!"
3."There's a better idea," suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@ Ford, CEO of MechanikWagon, as he reads the newspaper in his self-driving car. "How about you replace all taxis with my self-driving cars? Think about it! No more racist taxi drivers, and it's been scientifically proven that my cars are safer than any human driver. As an added bonus, those pesky taxi unions will be destroyed all with one signature! Passengers just go to a dedicated spot, press a button, wait for an auto-cab to arrive, before jumping in and keying in their destination. Sure, the cabbies would become obsolete, but they can find new jobs. Right?"
4."You know, this wouldn't be a problem if we had more public transit in our cities," interjects bus driver @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ while delaying traffic behind her vehicle. "Fubar and the taxis are both great services, but only for well-off citizens. People who barely make ends meet don't have the luxury of affording a taxi to get around everywhere. It's time to start investing in @@NAME@@'s infrastructure and public transit so that everyone can go about their daily lives. Besides, everyone loves our environmentally friendly buses. They're great for tourism and they're about the only vehicle that is accessible to the handicapped. Not to mention our drivers are much nicer than any taxi driver."Issue by: The Federation of Australian Republic
Editor:
As you can see, I'm still missing issue title and contributor names, but some hints can be found here.
Also, I assumed that the 'Ford' last name in option 479.3 is not random, but I may very well be mistaken.
Moreover, I assumed a female name in option 479.4, based on the possessive adjective used.
by Drachmaland » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:13 pm
Nation of Quebec wrote:I can say that I edited that issue.
by Nation of Quebec » Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:18 pm
by Drachmaland » Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:31 am
by Drachmaland » Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:59 am
by Mediobogdum II » Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:37 am
by Trotterdam » Sat Jan 16, 2016 11:01 am
I assume that this is supposed to be @@NAME@@.Drachmaland wrote:"Rexperiment needs to store its waste in landfills like other nations do, or we won't have a fishing industry to speak of!"
I wasn't aware I was supposed to.Drachmaland wrote:Since Trotterdam hasn't posted anything regarding Issue #479 yet,
by Christian Democrats » Sat Jan 16, 2016 2:32 pm
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
by Christian Democrats » Sun Jan 17, 2016 2:20 pm
Aculea wrote:I am so sorry I no longer have the entire issue in front of me, but #324: "Tourism Tanking!" Tells Tabloids is currently in my notices as "Tourism Tanking!" Trumpet Tabloids.
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.
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