Not For a Your Amusement
Description:
Last weekend, a roller coaster malfunction resulted in multiple injuries at @@CAPITAL@@ Amusement Park. Outraged by perceived lack of safety, concerned parents are now pushing to have something done about the dangers posed by amusement park rides.
Validity:
Roller coasters and amusement parks are legal
Options:
[option]"MY CHILD COULD HAVE DIED ON THAT THING!" screams overprotective mother, @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, while attempting to child-proof your office. "These roller coasters are clearly a danger to the public. Not to mention, they're utterly terrifying. I say we should ban them, along with any other rides that could put my child at risk."
[effect]swings have been banned after being deemed dangerous for children
[option]"Are you serious? People love roller coasters," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the owner of @@CAPITAL@@ Amusement Park. "This was a totally isolated incident, and all this is doing is ruining my park's popularity. Think of all the tourists being lost. It would be great if the government could help make sure word of these sorts of incidents doesn't spread. There's no need to have people worry about malfunctions."
[effect]people tend to disappear after posting negative reviews about @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ tourist attractions
[option]"Woah, So cool!," says wannabe daredevil @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The only thing cooler than feeling like you're on the brink of death, is actually being on the brink of death. Why don't we just scrap all those lame safety rules? Then maybe we can get some real excitement! Super dangerous, but that's just part of the thrill, man. My choice, my risk, right?."
[effect]roller coasters are advertised as "@@NAME@@'s funnest way to die"
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