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by **Anonymous Proxy** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:52 am

Not sure if this is the right place but post any issues that come out funny with your nation's currency, animal, motto, etc. Here is one I just got.
http://i.imgur.com/UOott5h.png

"The nation needs more fighting men, all right," retorts Corporal Bill Chandra, phoning in from the front lines. "So much so that it doesn't really matter whether they're men. We should do away with all sexual discrimination in the military. So long as soldiers can meet physical requirements, shoot straight, and be ready to fight and die with a cry of 'Please solve this captcha to prove you are human' on their lips, I say that's all that matters."

Solving captchas: something worth dying for if you're in the anonymous proxy army

by **The Celtic British Isles** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:58 am

by **Anonymous Proxy** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:30 am

Internet trolls: a tasty endangered species
http://i.imgur.com/Ec7mHGm.jpg

by **Golgothastan** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:04 am

The game uses macros. It is possible to generate any number of ridiculous issue texts using those macros. I'm not sure what your point is here.

by **Minoa** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:01 am

The text of the option contains a motto wildcard that causes the unusual text:

2. "The nation needs more fighting men, all right," retorts Corporal @@RANDOMNAME@@, phoning in from the front lines. "So much so that it doesn't really matter whether they're men. We should do away with all sexual discrimination in the military. So long as soldiers can meet physical requirements, shoot straight, and be ready to fight and die with a cry of '@@MOTTO@@' on their lips, I say that's all that matters."

by **Teuberland** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:52 pm

Golgothastan wrote:The game uses macros. It is possible to generate any number of ridiculous issue texts using those macros. I'm not sure what your point is here.

The point is that it's hilarious.

I had George W. (or H.W.) Bush try to renovate my main nation's opera houses.

by **Gestaria** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:59 am

I found one that goes something like this. "In a parade in your honor Gestarain Rabbits got lose and caused a stampede including 250 casualties" or something like that.

by **Laissez-Faire Economics** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 3:57 pm

Same issue as the OP, with my motto being "I told you it wouldn't work!"

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