One GCR, Slightly Used, Free to a Good Home

[NOrTh pAcIfiC spY]

Through a series of fortunate events, DEN has been gifted with a GCR. DEN has recently tried their hand at running one, but due to the high levels of spam on the RMB, and no mentions of Field Marshal Gest being its true custodian, DEN wishes to donate their slightly used, seriously-abused GCR known as ‘The West Pacific’ to a good and loving home.

Candidates for a good home will be favoured among Raiders, Imperialists and Independents who have the ability to care for the GCR with an aptly-wielded banhammer, as well as an army strong enough to keep the GCR in their possession.

This is a once-in-an-era opportunity that DEN is not offering for thousands of endorsements - not even hundreds, not even one - but absolutely free! Accept the offer today, and you will receive endorsements from DEN, a free WFE to edit to your own liking, and a large amount of endorsements to push any proposal through! Ever angered by the WA for not going your way? Ever wanted to stack votes in your way on a proposal? Ever wanted to not have to worry about recruitment anymore, and have nations just appear in the region before your eyes, without having to send a single recruitment TG? Well now you can! And because DEN are such a nice bunch of people, they’ve even agreed to throw in a horde of angry natives, all with an already-developed culture!

All those who are interested are required to apply below:

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[b]Region name:[/b]
[b]Region alignment:[/b]
[b]Region population:[/b]
[b]Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives:[/b]

[Kolmias]

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[Klaus Devestatorie]

Region name: Unknown
Region alignment: Raider
Region population: 45ish
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: The Church of Cruor has been looking for an opportunity to move on once more, a GCR seems like a fine new start.

I mean, you miss out on 100% of the jobs you don't apply for, right?

[RPRA Techcorp]

Region name: Space Sector RPRA
Region alignment: Neutral
Region population: 18
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: Just imagine the scandal of a bunch of raiders giving a GCR to a known moderator puppet! You can't buy that kind of entertainment! Just imagine the outrage, rolling over the hills and ringing in the valleys! Plus I'd be a much more surprising candidate for GCR couping than the already demonized Mall.

[NOrTh pAcIfiC spY]

Region name: Unknown
Region alignment: Raider
Region population: 45ish
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: The Church of Cruor has been looking for an opportunity to move on once more, a GCR seems like a fine new start.

I mean, you miss out on 100% of the jobs you don't apply for, right?

I quite like your application, but I'm not too convinced on the ability for Unknown to hold the region. Also, a GCR for a start? Should DEN be worried about the end goal?

[NOrTh pAcIfiC spY]

Region name: Space Sector RPRA
Region alignment: Neutral
Region population: 18
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: Just imagine the scandal of a bunch of raiders giving a GCR to a known moderator puppet! You can't buy that kind of entertainment! Just imagine the outrage, rolling over the hills and ringing in the valleys! Plus I'd be a much more surprising candidate for GCR couping than the already demonized Mall.

I'm inclined to choose you (but this isn't my decision, above my paygrade) just for the drama. What sort of chance do you believe you would have to keep the region (without using the supreme modly powers)?

[NOrTh pAcIfiC spY]

Region name: The West Pacific
Region alignment: Non-aligned
Region population: 5,000 something
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: We are the natives.

Despite your application being the most qualified to hold the region (ex-raider, pretending to turn over a new leaf etc.), there may be a reason we have the region currently, and not the actual natives of it. We will seriously consider your application.

[Huda]

Region name: Atlas
Region alignment: Non
Region population: 65-ish
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: To spread huecode to the world, muahahaha! Glory to the Great Gililerd!

[Cormac Stark]

Region name: Miniluv
Region alignment: Power.
Region population: Classified.
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives:

1. It would bring me out of retirement.
2. It may bring others out of retirement.
3. It will never be boring and it will piss off absolutely everyone.
4. Miniluv has conducted more successful coups than any other applicant thus far.
5. I had already previously been planning a coup of TWP, so I conveniently have old plans saved.

Also, congratulations. I saw a coup of TWP coming a mile away but I didn't see it coming from raiders; I figured it would be the usual suspects.

I assume given how much influence you've lost, this application process is not serious, and my application should be taken similarly non-seriously. Unless you're serious, in which case my application should be taken quite seriously.

[The Grim Reaper]

Region name: DEN
Region alignment: Independent, ex-raider
Region population: Not worth counting, most of them are puppets and the rest aren't going to last
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: Might as well get it handed to them twice.

[Canton Empire]

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[b]Region name:KAISERREICH[/b]
[b]Region alignment:Independentish[/b]
[b]Region population:59ish[/b]
[b]Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: We would like to try the gradean method in the region and steal Darksia's chocolate. [/b]

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[The United Colonies of Earth]

Region name: The United Federative of the UCE PUPPETS
Region alignment: Neutral
Region population: 44
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: It would be exciting for us and for the West Pacific, I'd like to have the opportunity to fuck around with massive power, and this would be sweet.

[Almonaster Nuevo]

Region name: Canada
Region alignment: Neutral
Region population: 145
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: We've got doughnuts, eh?

[United RussoAsia]

4 minutes ago: Cormac Stark resigned from the World Assembly.

Winter is coming.

[Lyannesia]

I am not here to apply but rather ask how this happened

[Klaus Devestatorie]

Region name: Unknown
Region alignment: Raider
Region population: 45ish
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: The Church of Cruor has been looking for an opportunity to move on once more, a GCR seems like a fine new start.

I mean, you miss out on 100% of the jobs you don't apply for, right?

I quite like your application, but I'm not too convinced on the ability for Unknown to hold the region. Also, a GCR for a start? Should DEN be worried about the end goal?

At this point, you need about 40 endorsements in 4 hours. Nobody applying has that. What you need is to renounce your dirty false raider god and accept our perfect glorious raider god.

[United RussoAsia]

At this point, you need about 40 endorsements in 4 hours. Nobody applying has that. What you need is to renounce your dirty false raider god and accept our perfect glorious raider god.

I would imagine if you can prove you can hold the region by getting the needed endorsements in the next 4 hours, your application would move to the front of the line.

But then, I'm just here to set the world on fire.

- Cormac

[Klaus Devestatorie]

At this point, you need about 40 endorsements in 4 hours. Nobody applying has that. What you need is to renounce your dirty false raider god and accept our perfect glorious raider god.

I would imagine if you can prove you can hold the region by getting the needed endorsements in the next 4 hours, your application would move to the front of the line.

But then, I'm just here to set the world on fire.

- Cormac

Shit, he's got me there. I'll just take solace in the fact that it's interesting to watch either way.

[King Nephmir II]

[Redacted]

[Pauline Bonaparte]

Can we apply on behalf of someone else?

You should hand it to Durk. I don't know if he's had TWP before, and - this will be especially important in a prospective customer to you, Cormie - he hasn't ragequit the game once! You'll know it will always be in his caring hands.

[Klaus Devestatorie]

Looks like Cormac already has it anyway.

[Cormac Stark]

True to form, I lied and used the Delegate nation which had been freely given to me without any preconditions except that I return it when I was done -- which I have done -- to restore the native government of the West Pacific.

There are some basic rules of NationStates:

1. You don't talk about NationStates.
2. You don't trust Cormac Stark.
3. Cormac Stark never supports GCR coups.
4. All your chocolate belongs to Darkesia.

As the author of the constitution still in use by the TWP regional government, I'm pleased to see native government restored. Congratulations, nonetheless, to DEN for a fun operation that I'm sure brought you a lot of positive publicity. I appreciate the opportunity to have fun as well and of course to finally pay you back for talking smack about Osiris. We both knew this day would come.

With that, I bid you all adieu as I return to what has been a happy and peaceful retirement! Thank you for allowing me a fun and memorable epilogue.

[The Grim Reaper]

Region name: DEN
Region alignment: Independent, ex-raider
Region population: Not worth counting, most of them are puppets and the rest aren't going to last
Reasons why DEN should give your region the GCR instead of returning it to the natives: Might as well get it handed to them twice.

I would like to reiterate my application for the benefit of the new TWP government, same as the old one.

[Mallorea and Riva]

5 minutes ago: The Uncouped Uncouper of United RussoAsia ejected and banned The Retired TWP Delegate of Cormac Stark from the region.

What on earth is even going on anymore?

[Guy]

Clearly should've handed it to a defender.

@Mall: Cormac handed the nation back to Ivo, as he stated above. Makes sense.