The New Lazarene Order: Interregional Embassy

[Myroria]

Again, this is the tune you're singing now, but the complete opposite of 2013. You don't actually believe this, or you didn't actually believe what you were saying then, one or the other. You just say whatever suits you given the circumstances. Why anyone would buy into that kind of opportunism, I have no idea.

Once a Francoist, always a Francoist. No matter how many twists or turns, the path leads back to the Feederite struggle against those who would diminish their cause and perpetuate the Userite aristocracy.

Aren't there normally fewer aristocrats than everyone else? Aren't there about 9 GCRs that hold most of the power in the game over thousands of UCRs? And doesn't the NPO look down on those dirty common userites while holding lots of power? And proudly holding that power?

Please explain to me what you mean because I don't know.

[Neo Kervoskia]

Once a Francoist, always a Francoist. No matter how many twists or turns, the path leads back to the Feederite struggle against those who would diminish their cause and perpetuate the Userite aristocracy.

Aren't there normally fewer aristocrats than everyone else? Aren't there about 9 GCRs that hold most of the power in the game over thousands of UCRs? And doesn't the NPO look down on those dirty common userites while holding lots of power? And proudly holding that power?

Please explain to me what you mean because I don't know.

UCRs have founders and regional controls, GCRs do not. These natural protections allow them to infiltrate the Feeders and subject them to relentless recruitment campaigns and other humiliations. That is how they turn the Feeders into their own feudal domains. The Feeders are limited in their influence. They cannot venture far without the threat of continued Userite infiltration because of their natural vulnerabilities.

[Ramaeus]

UCRs have founders and regional controls, GCRs do not.

GCR's don't have regional controls?

[The Lead Predator]

UCRs have founders and regional controls, GCRs do not.

GCR's don't have regional controls?

Of course they don't, that's why Stu hasn't banjected anyone yet.

[The South Polish Union]

UCRs have founders and regional controls, GCRs do not.

GCR's don't have regional controls?

kind of a shocking discovery for someone on your position to make, isnt it?

[Neo Kervoskia]

A founder can eject and ban without fear of losing influence. They can lock down their regions and go on the offensive while their region is safe behind its walls. GCRs are not afforded these protections.

[Great Brigantia]

A founder can eject and ban without fear of losing influence. They can lock down their regions and go on the offensive while their region is safe behind its walls. GCRs are not afforded these protections.

You do realize that Krulltopia has, in effect, used the NPO endorsement cap and the influence he has accumulated to lock down The Pacific and go on the offensive in Lazarus, while The Pacific is pretty much safe behind its walls -- right?

I guess we're all userites now.

You're better than this, NK.

[Luxembourg]

I must say this is quite the sight to see. It seems like it was only yesterday when AMOM, Feux and I were plotting to take Balder for the NPO. Which sadly did not end successfully. It's quite nice to see you've been successful in establishing a following in Lazarus.

[RiderSyl]

perpetuate the Userite aristocracy.

How any Francoist can keep a straight face speaking such nonsense?

[Jean Pierre Trudeau]

perpetuate the Userite aristocracy.

How any Francoist can keep a straight face speaking such nonsense?

If you spout the same bullshit long enough, you actually start to beleive it.

[Southern Bellz]

Again, this is the tune you're singing now, but the complete opposite of 2013. You don't actually believe this, or you didn't actually believe what you were saying then, one or the other. You just say whatever suits you given the circumstances. Why anyone would buy into that kind of opportunism, I have no idea.

Once a Francoist, always a Francoist. No matter how many twists or turns, the path leads back to the Feederite struggle against those who would diminish their cause and perpetuate the Userite aristocracy.

Lmfao

[Canton Empire]

Werewolves of the Flame recognizes the New Lazarene Order as the only legitimate ruling body of Lazarus.

As do I

[Kazmr]

Revolutionaries of the Terrorist Underground Movement Reminisce over their Two Days in Lazarus

Triumphal cheers were briefly heard from the underneath the Emerald City emanating from one of the many holes which have become the residence of the literal 'underground'. Apparently one of the many leaders of the movement gave an impromptu speech which those interrogated afterwards called 'inspired' and 'bursting with heartwarming nostalgia'. The contents of the oratory are not entirely known, although The Gazette has gathered that it revolved around reminiscences from so-called 'better days': a week ago.

"You people simply don't understand why we love our region so much!" One prisoner declared angrily after the fact. "In fact, I remember when red used to fly over the region! I visited it once on my way home! What a shame to find it green instead when I decided to move here yesterday! That color would never belong in Lazarus! Such injustice!"

One anecdote wistfully recalled having heard bedtime tales such as 'The Sheep and the Tiger' growing up in their home region. Another, spontaneously offered by one of the members of the tiny 'crowd', supposedly claimed the time 'Funky' posted on the regional message board was their favorite memory of the region

A survey of terrorists caught before they could flee the arrival of the Praetorian Guard found that the average length of residency in Lazarus was five days. It is suspected that many were smuggled clandestinely over the border from the unstable provinces of the Rejected Realms with the help of its warlord, Unibot, and radical ex-Communist agitator Funkadelia in order to stir up dissent in the otherwise orderly Emerald City. A spokesman from the Guard declined to comment on the specifics of the matter, but noted that the terrorists seem to already be getting bored and are dwindling in number.

"I'm sure they'll miss the comforts of their couches back home soon. Hopefully they can get back to their own message boards."

[Drakezia]

Marvelous, truly!

[Valrifell]

Man, I gotta say, the NPO's propaganda machine is becoming one of my favorite propaganda machines. Probably right behind TRT.

[Yao]

It's funny because it's true.

[Lazarene Gazette]

TRIVIA CHALLENGE: DATE THE QUOTES!

Judging by their content, can you guess when the following two posts were made?

The answer to this trivia challenge is in the spoilers.

Q. #1

Your Chairman just amended your constitution without a single vote being cast by anyone else.

Q. #2

The days of the irrational, dictatorial regime in Lazarus are numbered. Your words ring hollow and are laughable to anyone who has been paying attention.

The Osiris Fraternal Order is committed to returning Lazarus to her people. The regime that is occupying Lazarus is interested only in maintaining power for their own selfish ambitions and aims, and those of interregional cosmopolitans. We'll see who ends up on the right side of history.

During Funkadelia's delegacy, this fall.

BONUS QUESTION: Who ended up on the right side of history?

Until next time!

— Your friends at the Lazarene Gazette

[Topid]

Okay sorry Cormac, but that's pretty funny.

[North East Somerset]

BONUS QUESTION: Who ended up on the right side of history?

Cormac is on every side of history.

[Pergamon]

For once, NES made my day. Thanks!!

[Great Brigantia]

Those quotes were, of course, from statements made on behalf of the Osiris Fraternal Order, in my capacity as Pharaoh of Osiris. It was not my opinion alone, but a statement on behalf of an entire regional community that I was elected to represent.

Some of us actually do what our regional communities democratically vote for us to do, instead of whatever we want.

But I will take the focus on me as a sign that what I'm currently doing is bothering the NPO/NLO, and continue.

[Lazarene Gazette]

Some of us actually do what our regional communities democratically vote for us to do, instead of whatever we want.

In Lazarus, the dictatorship determines how much democracy you need. Currently, that is absolutely none.

What a farce.

[Valrifell]

Some of us actually do what our regional communities democratically vote for us to do, instead of whatever we want.

In Lazarus, the dictatorship determines how much democracy you need. Currently, that is absolutely none.

What a farce.

Shortest. Article. Ever.

[Great Brigantia]

Some of us actually do what our regional communities democratically vote for us to do, instead of whatever we want.

In Lazarus, the dictatorship determines how much democracy you need. Currently, that is absolutely none.

What a farce.

The farce is that you are taking quotes in which I am critical of dictatorship and somehow trying to portray my opposition to the NPO/NLO as hypocritical. Even if I did believe the PRL was a dictatorship, the NPO/NLO is a far worse dictatorship and the PRL community, unlike the NPO/NLO, is committed to democratic reform.

You don't have a leg to stand on here.

In other news, now that the NPO/NLO regime has broken its silence since last we heard from AMOM declaring himself "Emperor" -- any news on why he is not listed in the WFE, when he will be, and when we can expect him to move beyond a paltry 44 endorsements? The "Emperor" has no endos!

[Yao]

What a farce.

Shortest. Article. Ever.

The power of less = more, comrade!