The Black Riders - The Elite Cavalry of NationStates

by **Baghdad Bob** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:40 pm

Kemmy's and Cora's horses grazing native weeds on the steppes of Hardenia

Major Update, April 4th

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! The Black Riders started a rabid and wide scale assault to the Tagfields till the end of the update (from 1:21 into The Update), without saddles up to date. Dear Horses grazed a total of 4 meadows of nativedoms (with hit accuracy 50%). MLP was Huggled succesfully at the end of free riding.

The riders had fun in this model example of Ad Hoc Scrap Raid under command of the sleepy Shogun.

Into the Meadows the following horses:
Marengo of Shogun
Snezzy of Kemintiri of Kemet

Meadows: 4

Hardenia
My Little Pony
Paxxtonia
The new lati stan Order

by **Tim Stark** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:12 am

Wow, I wish I could achieve such a high number of tags. How do you do it? :clap:

by **RiderSyl** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:23 am

My Little Pony counts as like 100 regions when we hit it, so really they did pretty good.

by **Feuer Ritter** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:25 am

Tim Stark wrote:Wow, I wish I could achieve such a high number of tags. How do you do it?

Dear Tim, they were like you back when raiding along TBR....without proper tools

by **Tim Stark** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:29 am

Feuer Ritter wrote:
Tim Stark wrote:Wow, I wish I could achieve such a high number of tags. How do you do it?

Dear Tim, they were like you back when raiding along TBR....without proper tools

And we still usually hit at least 20. I do of course compliment them for not being the usual TBR standard of scripts upon more scripts rather than any actual work.

by **Gest** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:36 am

Tim Stark wrote:Wow, I wish I could achieve such a high number of tags. How do you do it?

First step is you get two people with a pulse online at update. A task Osiris' Legion has to exert itself to achieve, Pharaoh Tim.

by **Kemintiri of Kemet** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 12:43 am

Gest wrote:
Tim Stark wrote:Wow, I wish I could achieve such a high number of tags. How do you do it?

First step is you get two people with a pulse online at update. A task Osiris' Legion has to exert itself to achieve, Pharaoh Tim.

I'm a Cainite. I don't have a pulse. Ask Zaolat.

by **Shogun** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:52 am

@GS: Adjust!

@Tim: Traitor!

@Kem: Privilege ride with you and see the Multiverse! As it is, how it work. :kiss:

by **Zaolat** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:59 pm

Kemintiri of Kemet wrote:
Gest wrote:
First step is you get two people with a pulse online at update. A task Osiris' Legion has to exert itself to achieve, Pharaoh Tim.

I'm a Cainite. I don't have a pulse. Ask Zaolat.

Ha.

To be fair though Gest , Festavo is doing his best with what he has and Tim gives him for the most part free reign.

by **Kyuji** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 3:01 pm

Yada yad , Kyujis den was invaded again , etc

by **Tim Stark** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:33 pm

Gest wrote:
Tim Stark wrote:Wow, I wish I could achieve such a high number of tags. How do you do it?

First step is you get two people with a pulse online at update. A task Osiris' Legion has to exert itself to achieve, Pharaoh Tim.

We do operations, but prefer to be a bit more relevant than nightly graffiti. Sorry that Osiris doesn't subscribe to TBR's brand of purism.

by **Gest** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:44 pm

Tim Stark wrote:
Gest wrote:
First step is you get two people with a pulse online at update. A task Osiris' Legion has to exert itself to achieve, Pharaoh Tim.

We do operations, but prefer to be a bit more relevant than nightly graffiti. Sorry that Osiris doesn't subscribe to TBR's brand of purism.

Your last two commanders got their posts because they had pulses, a rarity in your legion. Something tells me an army that's that hard up isn't relevant by any standard.

by **Drop Your Pants** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 5:55 pm

I get the feeling Gest doesn't like Festavo

by **Revall** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:43 pm

Drop Your Pants wrote:I get the feeling Gest doesn't like Festavo

Nah that's Feuer, Gest is fine with Fest.

by **Kemintiri of Kemet** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:20 pm

Revall wrote:
Drop Your Pants wrote:I get the feeling Gest doesn't like Festavo

Nah that's Feuer, Gest is fine with Fest.

Gest + Fest = Gestavo

by **Ambroscus Koth** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:39 am

Drop Your Pants wrote:I get the feeling Gest doesn't like Festavo

He doesn't like Tim. Like, really doesn't like Tim.

by **Vandoosa** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:26 am

***Important message from Government of The Black Riders***

Vandoosa: Hello! And keep away from The Black Riders!!
*defenders doodle on their papers while the movie plays. Vandoosa addresses the audience.*
Vandoosa: How are you today? Mm, I see. Yes. I'm inside my fortified totalitarian city-state. Hello, I'm Vandoosa!
Random Native: you raided us.. you meany face Black Riders!!
*Vandoosa has native hugged and the slapped for interrupting.*
Random Native: Ow! But also.. I wuv you!
Vandoosa: Mm. Unacceptable.
*The film switches to a view of a native in chains.*
Vandoosa: Things have never been better here at The Black Riders!
*A native is in stocks and one draws in the sand with the back of a hoe.*
Vandoosa: I have never been more cute!
*A chain gang drudges by.*
Vandoosa: And since the expulsion of native WA delegate...
*A Vandoosan faerie dressed like WA delegate stands on a ledge.*
Vandoosa: We have reached peak societal obediency.
*The faerie delegate is pushed off with a stick.*
Vandoosa: Law, order...
*A native smashes a Symbol of Defenderism with a mallet.*
Vandoosa: Symbol of Defenderism-smashing!
*"We've have it all" appears onscreen.*
Vandoosa: We've have it all!
*Defenders continue to do what they do during updates*
Vandoosa: Mm, the pleasure. Smash another! Ooh, who is this?
*points to a frowning native who tries crawling away. Vandoosa pick her up.*
Vandoosa: *speaking for the Native~ I'm one of my subjects! I'm being punished for dissent.. Dissent will not be tolerated!. But that's okay! ~Turns her upside down and smiles similarly*

ooh! a rare sight of hidden back streets of Vandoosa homeland of Iwaku region.. Its not like a black market or anything.. Baka!

YAY! We squeaked at a lot of regions! Raid commanded by Hired Contractor with faeries and Kemis of many names! Also known as:
Hired Contractor
Vandoosa
Kemintiri of Kemet

Hits: 42

1000 Islands
400 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Regions
Aaru
All Republicg Region
Alone Nations
Annexia
Apollo
Arctridus
Art Supplies
Central Democracy Conglomerate
Chieloka
Crucius
Dominion of the Nazi Regime
El Gran Imperio Mexicano
Free People
Habla Castellana
Isola di Ariano
Kura Rock
Kzinti
Larthinian Enslaved Nations Army
Onyster
Royal Catholic Alliance
Stari Ulcinj
Sveti Nikola Island
Tellus
The achievement republic empire
The Better Empires of the World
The Communist Internationale
The delicate delegacy
The Established World Union
The flying menace
The KAG Empire
The Loominarty
The Nations of Rebuild
The Reddit Alliance
The Union of Supreme Dictatorship
The WWW
Totally Independent Territory States
Tyuleniy Archipelago
Western empire
YY2 Active K Gamma
YY9 Active Q Alpha

Delegates hit: 1

The delicate delegacy 1 endorsements 26 days

Noone tried to stop us.. We where quite late in the update but Hired Contractor saved the day!

In conclusion I have no access to TBR raid report Bob thing and must post as my own cute self and I ate your delegate goodbye! *"Hewwo" appears over and over on screen*

by **Kemintiri of Kemet** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:39 am

Vandoosa wrote:400 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 Regions

+ 41 Regions
= 4000 000 000 000 000 000 000 041 Regions
= NEW RECORD! :bow:

by **New Crazy131** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 12:37 pm

Kyuji wrote:Yada yad , Kyujis den was invaded again , etc

Have you made delegate non executive yet.

by **Baghdad Bob** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:28 pm

^The Black Riders on the field^

All beers gone.
Defenders in chasing us like there is no tomorrow.
Update was frustrating.
Our troops fell down after RL issues showed up.
ARGH...
I hope bar is open after this report is done...

Following riders raided:
COMMANDING, Major / State Alchemist Edward Elric
Support, Marshal Bob Moran
Pointman|Support, Captain Victor Savage
Pointman|Support, Corporal Talidania
Pointman|Support, Corporal Kemintiri of Kemet

Regions Raided During Update:

All hail me
Arialis
Aumm
Bacon
Battleon
Bigger Isis
Celestial Galaxy
Christian Democracy
Conquest of time
Dark Lobster
Fourchan international
III
Illuminati 2015
Libertarian Countries United
Little Canada
New Black Riders
Northern Land of Vikings
Pirates
Santa Cruz
Sons 0f Anarchy
Steam Nations
the Allied Powers of the north
The Archipelago of Refugees
The Creed
The Dank Meme Potato Creators
The Drybone Desert
The Kingdom of North America
The Klondike Alliance
The North Piedmont
The Prayer Room
The Realm of Westeros
Trost
Union of Aristocratic Empires
Warzone Arkansas
Winterhelm

by **Vandoosa** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:39 am

Warzone Arkansas? Hey that is my region! TBR are mean to Mini Haley!

by **Drop Your Pants** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:59 am

4 really bored defenders took to the fields today and did absolutely nothing because TBR were hiding in their stables to afraid to venture out.

by **Valrifell** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:01 pm

Drop Your Pants wrote:4 really bored defenders took to the fields today and did absolutely nothing because TBR were hiding in their stables to afraid to venture out.

In their defense, horses are high maintenance creatures.

by **Baghdad Bob** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:31 pm

Major Update, April 8 2015

While originally intended to be a training run for two newcomers, these riders decided to go beyond that and destroy 61 regions, while destroying the few defenders that went in their way.

The riders:

Hired Contractor
Bob Moran
In Gentem Et De Libris Scientiam
Naturwissenschaften
Shogun

Hits: 61

A Gentlemens Dictatorship
A World Power
Ada Bojana
Alliance of Southern American States
Alternate United Kingdom
Arapuca do BrasilBall Nation States
Ayden
Batkachnyy Island
brother bands
Chimichangas for All
Chistoy Banki
Classnea
Crusaders of the Matriarch
Dank Pacific
El Espagnol
Ellipsis
Evil Always Win
FEGIT TOPE E UH
Freedom
Freiheit Land
Gilligans Island
Great Beringia
Heaven and Hell
International Committee of Prosperity
Islamic Regional Defense Force
Kyujis Den
La Realisme
Lastovo
Manitoba
maxtopia
my little pony
Onryx
Orth
Santa Cruz
Southwest
Splendiferous Unanimity
Stars of Thinking Differently
stor nordiska imperium
Svinoy
THAT area of the world
The American Alliance
The Art Deco and Streamline Federation
The Burning Sands of Rutilans Ignis
The Collective of Floating Islands
The Colonial Holdings of The Eastlands
The Compleo Empire
The International United States
The Kush Colonies
The nations of empirlism
THE NIGHT SIDE
The republic empire of midgets
The UAC
The United Delegation of the World
The United Empire
The United New Nations of the World
Tychrome
United States of America USA
Urantia
Violation of the Cause
Wheatley Lavatories Region
womenempire

Delegates hit: 6

A Gentlemens Dictatorship 1 endorsements 7 days
my little pony 1 endorsements N days
Santa Cruz 1 endorsements 1 days
The United Empire 1 endorsements N days
Tychrome 1 endorsements N days
Violation of the Cause 1 endorsements 9 days

by **RiderSyl** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:59 am

One hell of a ride. Well done, Riders.

The Black Riders - The Elite Cavalry of NationStates

Major April 4th. Report by Cora [Reporting Protocol breach]

Majoneses, April 6th 2015 By: Wraith

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