The UIAF's new handbook?
Minor Update Report - 12/04/2013 - Unnamed sources across Nationstates were today wondering if the Emperor in Chief, the Kaiser of Somewhere or Other and Lord-God of the Ondersphere, Onder-Kelkia would try to 'give peace a chance in his war on the FRUDL organisations following an appalling performance at today's minor.
The United Imperial Armed Forces stumbled into at least 6 regions, boldly taking two, The Mandalorian Brotherhood and Oh who cares-istan. They missed or failed four, including what appears to be an attempt on a foundered region by what we assume to be the mightiest of UIAF forces, a single unnamed soldier. This colossus of warfare has yet to be identified.
Speculation began immediately followed the calamitous update that Onder might take a further step back from his wars with the FRA and the UDL, due to what appears to be a shortage of competent soldiers. The absence of Charles Cerebella, moonlighting as delegate of Balder, seems to have taken all the precious momentum that the Ondersphere once had - self described 'conquerors of The Rejected Realms'.
Onder was unable to be reached for comment, but one possibly aligned raider asked this reporter 'not to mock him'.
Where do the forces of Onderism go from here? Keep up with the ONN's War Watch to find out.