The Pacific Liberation Movement Recruitment Center

[The Pacific Liberator]

This is the center for recruitment for the pacific liberation movement (TPLM), a movement to liberate the region the pacific of it's dictator, krulltopia.

more info to come

[Milograd]

Your futile efforts at forwarding a counterrevolutionary agenda in the Pacific shall fall as hard as the hundreds that have preceded it. You have neither the support nor ability to make any meaningful or significant impact in the Pacific — it also doesn't help that the Pacific is a fortress that has stood tall for nearly a decade. You should turn back now before you waste any more time.

[The North Polish Union]

I'll join if you'll give me my sandwich

[The Pacific Liberator]

I'll join if you'll give me my sandwich

uh, sure.

[The Pacific Liberator]

Your futile efforts at forwarding a counterrevolutionary agenda in the Pacific shall fall as hard as the hundreds that have preceded it. You have neither the support nor ability to make any meaningful or significant impact in the Pacific — it also doesn't help that the Pacific is a fortress that has stood tall for nearly a decade. You should turn back now before you waste any more time.

I do not care. I will lead a resistance force to overthrow krulltopia.

[Milograd]

I'm not sure why you're hiding behind a puppet, Natan.

[Karpathos]

Resistance is futile

[The Pacific Liberator]

I'm not sure why you're hiding behind a puppet, Natan.

I am not hiding behind a puppet, go ahead, tell everybody. (not sure how you found out my identity) I simply created this puppet as a puppet to use to create and hold the TPLM. what, I am just going to leave my region and create a new one, and then leave it to go back to my old one, and leave the new one defenseless? i don't think so.

[Feux]

I'll join if you'll give me my sandwich

I'm not sure why you're hiding behind a puppet, Natan.

I am not hiding behind a puppet, go ahead, tell everybody. (not sure how you found out my identity) I simply created this puppet as a puppet to use to create and hold the TPLM. what, I am just going to leave my region and create a new one, and then leave it to go back to my old one, and leave the new one defenseless? i don't think so.

You are just a treat.

[The Pacific Liberator]

I'll join if you'll give me my sandwich

I am not hiding behind a puppet, go ahead, tell everybody. (not sure how you found out my identity) I simply created this puppet as a puppet to use to create and hold the TPLM. what, I am just going to leave my region and create a new one, and then leave it to go back to my old one, and leave the new one defenseless? i don't think so.

You are just a treat.

I am serious.

[Feux]

You are just a treat.

I am serious.

Oh, I know you are Natan. Not the first time I've read your Anti-Pacific opinions.

[The Pacific Liberator]

I am serious.

Oh, I know you are Natan. Not the first time I've read your Anti-Pacific opinions.

uh, I am pretty sure these are my first anti- pacific opinions.

[Cerian Quilor]

I am serious.

Oh, I know you are Natan. Not the first time I've read your Anti-Pacific opinions.

Where are the rest of them? I could use a good laugh.

[Common-Sense Politics]

*giggles*

[The Pacific Liberator]

Oh, I know you are Natan. Not the first time I've read your Anti-Pacific opinions.

Where are the rest of them? I could use a good laugh.

there are no others. this is the first time I have shown opposition to the pacific's regime.

[Topid]

If you remove Krulltopia who would you replace him with?

[The Pacific Liberator]

If you remove Krulltopia who would you replace him with?

that is confidential. I do not need krulltopia's regime banning him/her before our plans can be carried out. all i can tell you is that it is not me or any of my puppets.

[Blue Wolf II]

I'm always amused that these "overthrow The Pacific" moments seemingly always claim that they are "Defenders".

[Topid]

If you remove Krulltopia who would you replace him with?

that is confidential. I do not need krulltopia's regime banning him/her before our plans can be carried out. all i can tell you is that it is not me or any of my puppets.

Ah, I see. Whelp, I can confidently tell you no one will buy that you actually have someone then.

[Mallorea and Riva]

How many years would you have to be delegate in order to accumulate enough influence just to eject Krulltopia?

[Gavin Novawk]

You go, gurlfren.

This could be hilarious.

[The Pacific Liberator]

that is confidential. I do not need krulltopia's regime banning him/her before our plans can be carried out. all i can tell you is that it is not me or any of my puppets.

Ah, I see. Whelp, I can confidently tell you no one will buy that you actually have someone then.

well, as I said that is confidential. I cannot reveal the name, lest krulltopia ban him/her before I can carry out the plans. what do you take me for, a fool?

[Topid]

Ah, I see. Whelp, I can confidently tell you no one will buy that you actually have someone then.

well, as I said that is confidential. I cannot reveal the name, lest krulltopia ban him/her before I can carry out the plans. what do you take me for, a fool?

Yes.

But you seem to be implying you have someone in the region who has enough influence to help you, because you would lose the usefulness of the person if he was banned. That is definitely a false statement, there are a very small number of nations in the region with any amount of influence.

[Tim-Opolis]

How many years would you have to be delegate in order to accumulate enough influence just to eject Krulltopia?

I through a few of my Spiritus worker drones into a sealed room to do research. The returned with the answer of "too many".


Well this was a fun read. Best of luck, Natan, in your 'crusade' against Krull. I must say, Antariel's effort was still the most amusing one in recent history.

[Tim-Opolis]

Ah, I see. Whelp, I can confidently tell you no one will buy that you actually have someone then.

well, as I said that is confidential. I cannot reveal the name, lest krulltopia ban him/her before I can carry out the plans. what do you take me for, a fool?

Something tells me that you don't have one of the Senators/Long-Term Natives on your side, in your attempt. If one of them really did want to take down Krulltopia's regime, they would have jumped on with one of the more organized/experience attempts..or would have just organized their own. Unless you'd like to somehow imply, Natan, that you managed to get a long-standing member of The Pacific to support your unorganized/fairly weak effort to take down the fortress known as the Krulltopian Regime. Which is..you know.. just a bit unlikely.