Silly and/or Illegal GA Proposals. zOMG!

[Kryozerkia]

Satanic Satanism

Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Bonga Wanga

Description: i propose that all people tell their true feelings to the Holy Empire of Satanic Satanism because he is so evil. he worships the devil and is constantly trying to spread his evil. so lets fill his telegram inbox with how we really feel

This is not the Security Council.

Spamming is against the rules.
This proposal attempts incitement to spamming.
Therefore this proposal is itself illegal.

Right?

Indeed. The prop has been removed (and torched). The user has also been wanted for encouraging others to break the rules.

[The divided]

Description: WA General Assembly Resolution #76: Standardised Passport Act (Category: Political Stability; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The General Assembly of the World Assembly,

WHEREAS the Standardized Passport Act calls for the creation of the “Global Emigration, Security, Travel And Passport Organization”;

NOTING that the acronym of this organization is “GESTAPO”, and Gestapo comes from the German words for “secret police organization”;

FURTHER NOTING that this is not a mere coincidence, because the author of the Standardized Passport Act, Cobdenia, originally called for the establishment of the “Standardized World Assembly Safe-conduct for Travel and International Control Association (SWASTICA)”, an organization of unelected bureaucrats with tremendous power over the laws and persons of sovereign nations, as GESTAPO does now;

FURTHER NOTING that the community of Nation States recognizes the Swastika as a symbol of hate with direct ties to the Nazi ideology;

UNDERSTANDING that Security Council Resolution #3, “Condemn Nazi Europe,” explicitly states that the Nazi ideology is “one of hate,” that Nazi beliefs are “a danger to a large range of minorities and cultures,” and that such “intolerance” should be discouraged;

BELIEVING that this resolution empowers GESTAPO to gather information pertaining to individual passports without limit, thus creating an unreasonably high potential for abuse and discriminatory enforcement;

APPALED that a member of the World Assembly would propose that all nations of the World Assembly be policed by and subject to oppression by an organization called GESTAPO, which is not responsible to the sovereign nations with which it interferes;

AFFIRMING that the sovereign nations of the World Assembly and Nation States condemn the practice and wish to uphold the principles of liberty, freedom, and justice which are essential to all nations;

HEREBY repeals the Standardized Passport Act.

So many problems with this one, I shudder to think.

[Philimbesi]

Yea, we took care of that one already.

[Almaniania]

Yea, we took care of that one already.

Hey I have an idea? Instead of making fun of others, why don't you go get a life?

Don't be jerks. I hope someday someone laughs a your proposal.

[Linux and the X]

Yea, we took care of that one already.

Hey I have an idea? Instead of making fun of others, why don't you go get a life?

Who's making fun?

Don't be jerks. I hope someday someone laughs a your proposal.

Unlikely, since most of us have our proposals reviewed before posting them.

[Sionis Prioratus]

Global Warming Advance
A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental

Industry Affected: All Businesses

Proposed by: Hope Endures

Description: Asserting that Global Warming is a threat.

Believing that if we do not act now, great danger will result.

Noting: that the icecaps are melting and the earth is getting warmer.

HAILING for the government to help advance the cause.

IMPRESSED that there are those who are with us.

ASTOUNDED at the opponents who wish to halt our march against global warming.

HEREBY Requests that the WA help with this important advance.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 54 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days, 11 hours

No operative clauses; RL references; mini-blog.

[Grays Harbor]

Yea, we took care of that one already.

Hey I have an idea? Instead of making fun of others, why don't you go get a life?

Don't be jerks. I hope someday someone laughs a your proposal.

Submit something worthwhile, and we won't laugh and point.

[The Amazing Wasteland]

Yea, we took care of that one already.

Hey I have an idea? Instead of making fun of others, why don't you go get a life?

Don't be jerks. I hope someday someone laughs a your proposal.

You fail to see the point of this thread.

[The Emmerian Unions]

Global Warming Advance
A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental

Industry Affected: All Businesses

Proposed by: Hope Endures

Description: Asserting that Global Warming is a threat.

Believing that if we do not act now, great danger will result.

Noting: that the icecaps are melting and the earth is getting warmer.

HAILING for the government to help advance the cause.

IMPRESSED that there are those who are with us.

ASTOUNDED at the opponents who wish to halt our march against global warming.

HEREBY Requests that the WA help with this important advance.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 54 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days, 11 hours

No operative clauses; RL references; mini-blog.

I like it's name. Makes it seem that they want to ADVANCE Global Warming!

[Blitzkrenia]

Strong war against drugs
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.


Category: Recreational Drug Use

Decision: Promote

Proposed by: Austria-Ungheria

Description: With this proposal we suggest to create a world organism which have the power to vigilate and act worldwide in order to eliminate the drugs buisiness..it ould take any solution it wants when discover that a nation support the drugs traffic or encourage it.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 54 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days, 7 hours

[Grays Harbor]

Strong war against drugs
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.


Category: Recreational Drug Use

Decision: Promote

Proposed by: Austria-Ungheria

Description: With this proposal we suggest to create a world organism which have the power to vigilate and act worldwide in order to eliminate the drugs buisiness..it ould take any solution it wants when discover that a nation support the drugs traffic or encourage it.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 54 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days, 7 hours

world organism?

vigilate?

eliminate the drug business through a proposal which has as its category "promotes recreational drug use"?

make much sense, not?

sheesh

[Bears Armed]

Strong war against drugs
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.


Category: Recreational Drug Use

Decision: Promote

Proposed by: Austria-Ungheria

Description: With this proposal we suggest to create a world organism which have the power to vigilate and act worldwide in order to eliminate the drugs buisiness..it ould take any solution it wants when discover that a nation support the drugs traffic or encourage it.

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 54 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days, 7 hours

world organism?

vigilate?

eliminate the drug business through a proposal which has as its category "promotes recreational drug use"?

make much sense, not?

sheesh

Illegal for, apart from the misclassification, trying to create a WA police force?

[Philimbesi]

Hey I have an idea? Instead of making fun of others, why don't you go get a life?

Don't be jerks. I hope someday someone laughs a your proposal.

I have a life, a good one, and this is a hobby it in. I've got an idea for you, instead of applying your own sarcastic outlook on my comments why don't you take them at face value, I was trying to keep the thread from getting filled with a topic we had already discussed and taken care of.

Further people have laughed at several of my early proposals. They ended up in this thread, and instead of getting twisted out of shape over it... I learned from it.

[Kryozerkia]

Illegal for, apart from the misclassification, trying to create a WA police force?

I'm surprised someone could get anything from that.

[Bears Armed]

Illegal for, apart from the misclassification, trying to create a WA police force?

I'm surprised someone could get anything from that.

Well, I did only say "trying"...

[Kryozerkia]

Illegal for, apart from the misclassification, trying to create a WA police force?

I'm surprised someone could get anything from that.

Well, I did only say "trying"...

I must've missed that bit.

[Mousebumples]

Description: With this proposal we suggest to create a world organism which have the power to vigilate and act worldwide in order to eliminate the drugs buisiness..it ould take any solution it wants when discover that a nation support the drugs traffic or encourage it.

world organism?

vigilate?

eliminate the drug business through a proposal which has as its category "promotes recreational drug use"?

Illegal for, apart from the misclassification, trying to create a WA police force?

See, now I can't help but wonder whether this new organism would be a being that would take the form of an aforementioned WA police force.

Or, OR! Maybe the organism is going to be like a plague that would destroy all of the drug crops in the NS universe. No drugs for anyone - not if all of the drugs are killed by this vigilaterium!

This one was good - thanks for the LOL's in the morning ...

[Cobdenia]

WA Aviation Counsel

Category: International Security
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Cardinaltroplis


UNDERSTANDING Aircraft have come a long way from the time when they were first constructed

REALIZING The World Assembly has no Aviation Counsel present to protect all WA nations

ALSO REALIZING The World Assembly has no one to pinpoint an official cause of an air accident

ALSO REALIZING without an Aviation Counsel present, there will be no one to watch the major and regional airlines from wrongful practices, endangering the lives of many different people from many different countries

PROPOSING The brand new WA Aviation Counsel

REQUIRING WA Nations' airlines involved in a major accident assist the counsel in finding the cause of an accident

REQUIRING The counsel watches over the practices and procedures of major airlines

REQUIRING The counsel certify and inspect all pilots regularly

REQUIRING The counsel require the latest and safest equipment for all aircraft. Also, if an aircraft is found "Unsafe", The counsel is to ground all aircraft

REQUIRING The WA governments allocate money towards the WA which will dispense the money towards necessary actions the counsel might need to take. For Example, Investigations

BELIEVING By working as a team, the WA and all the nations in it can make air travel the safest, most comfortable, and most efficient mode of travel that any nation has to offer

The Bones exist for a good resolution, but ATM Duplication in parts and contradiction in other parts with International Transport Safety

[Sionis Prioratus]

Ballistic missile reduction
A resolution to slash worldwide military spending.


Category: Global Disarmament

Strength: Mild

Proposed by: Hardenburgh

Description: I HEREBY PROPOSE ; that all nations should pledge to reduce the size of their ballistic missile stockpiles by at least one half of their size; this would include

- Tactical Ballistic missiles
- Short Range Ballistic missiles
- Theatre Ballistic missiles
- Medium-range Ballistic missiles
- Intermediate-range Ballistic missiles
- Intercontinental Ballistic missiles
- Air Launched Ballistic missiles

Submarine Launched Ballistic missiles are not included in this treaty as to reduce their numbers , a by far larger shake up of the world missile forces would be required , HOWEVER this could , and should at some point be dealt with in a separate treaty.

The aim of this proposal is intended to reduce the threat that Nuclear forces around the world pose , and pave the way to eventual COMPLETE NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT.

Although we do not propose a full disarmament in this proposal it is intended to act as a shove in the right direction and as an incentive to the world assembly to act on Nuclear stockpiles around the world

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 54 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days, 8 hours

No operative clauses; opens itself to amendment; contradicts NAPA.

And a special mention for having the word "shove" in it.

[Carbandia]

Not to mention the fact that "I hereby propose" is a fourth wall violation..

I could tell the guy where to shove his proposal, but I think I'll pass.

[Grays Harbor]

Ballistic missile reduction
A resolution to slash worldwide military spending.


Category: Global Disarmament

Strength: Mild

Proposed by: Hardenburgh

Description: I HEREBY PROPOSE ; that all nations should pledge to reduce the size of their ballistic missile stockpiles by at least one half of their size; this would include

- Tactical Ballistic missiles
- Short Range Ballistic missiles
- Theatre Ballistic missiles
- Medium-range Ballistic missiles
- Intermediate-range Ballistic missiles
- Intercontinental Ballistic missiles
- Air Launched Ballistic missiles

Submarine Launched Ballistic missiles are not included in this treaty as to reduce their numbers , a by far larger shake up of the world missile forces would be required , HOWEVER this could , and should at some point be dealt with in a separate treaty.

The aim of this proposal is intended to reduce the threat that Nuclear forces around the world pose , and pave the way to eventual COMPLETE NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT.

Although we do not propose a full disarmament in this proposal it is intended to act as a shove in the right direction and as an incentive to the world assembly to act on Nuclear stockpiles around the world

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 54 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 3 days, 8 hours

No operative clauses; opens itself to amendment; contradicts NAPA.

And a special mention for having the word "shove" in it.

We really would like to reduce our nuclear stockpile. Perhaps we can send them one at a time to Hardenburgh, special delivery. Once each detonates, that reduces the overall total by one! There, problem solved.

[Carbandia]

*snip*

No operative clauses; opens itself to amendment; contradicts NAPA.

And a special mention for having the word "shove" in it.

We really would like to reduce our nuclear stockpile. Perhaps we can send them one at a time to Hardenburgh, special delivery. Once each detonates, that reduces the overall total by one! There, problem solved.

We approve of this idea.

[South Norwega]

The Earth Agreement

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental


Industry Affected: Uranium Mining


Proposed by: FlagDomnico

Description: THEY have destroyed the Uranium
DO you want your children to have Uranium
DO want the earth to be around for YOUR kids
THEY STOLE OUR URANIUM
I hope you will find in you hearts to vote for the The Earth Agreement

What the hell?

[Kryozerkia]

The Earth Agreement

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental


Industry Affected: Uranium Mining


Proposed by: FlagDomnico

Description: THEY have destroyed the Uranium
DO you want your children to have Uranium
DO want the earth to be around for YOUR kids
THEY STOLE OUR URANIUM
I hope you will find in you hearts to vote for the The Earth Agreement

What the hell?

This is a case were "bloody stupid" can be evoked. We can also slap on a good old "format" violation.

[The Republic of Lanos]

The Earth Agreement

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental


Industry Affected: Uranium Mining


Proposed by: FlagDomnico

Description: THEY have destroyed the Uranium
DO you want your children to have Uranium
DO want the earth to be around for YOUR kids
THEY STOLE OUR URANIUM
I hope you will find in you hearts to vote for the The Earth Agreement

What the hell?

This is a case were "bloody stupid" can be evoked. We can also slap on a good old "format" violation.

Also, no amount of listening to Michael Jackson's Earth Song will make us understand what's in that... mess.