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Postby Excidium Planetis » Mon May 23, 2016 12:04 pm

Sciongrad wrote:
Flerfy Lergs wrote:Well what about hunting? The members of my nation hunt to live. If that happens to be cruel, should I prevent my members from seeking the means of survival?

OOC: Hunting is not, ipso facto, cruel or malicious.


What if you are hunting the Most Dangerous Game?
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Postby Mondial Peoples » Mon May 23, 2016 12:36 pm

"The United Socialist States of Mondial Peoples fully endorses this resolution, for the flagrant and pointless abuse of animals has to end. We share our world with these animals, and yet we tyrannize over them. They must be given back their freedom."

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Meat Eating

Postby Joplax » Mon May 23, 2016 12:58 pm

This makes no mention of allowing the slaughter of livestock for food. And from the language of the resolution, it would prohibit it without an amendment. Please vote this down or we'll all have to be vegetarians.

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Animal abuse

Postby M-dog Islands » Mon May 23, 2016 1:49 pm

I believe that animal abuse is one thing and killing animals for food is another.

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Postby Excidium Planetis » Mon May 23, 2016 2:02 pm

M-dog Islands wrote:I believe that animal abuse is one thing and killing animals for food is another.


"Sure. But if you keep a pet, you have to care for it. So no more eating your pet cow."

(Fun fact, my mother once had a pet cow that ended up on the dinner table.)
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Postby I S L E » Mon May 23, 2016 5:09 pm

In light of the current legislation, and the expected legislation to pass, the Community of Investigation, Science, Learning, and Engineering resigns from the World Assembly. Our departments have agreed that the majority of other nations are not yet informed enough to create policies that will lead to progress and world betterment. The Community of ISLE cannot be part of an orginization that willingly subjects their members to technological backwater.

The Community of ISLE will still work towards the advancement of scientific knowledge, but the WA has made clear that it is not an orginization that fosters such endevours.
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Postby Pluoria » Mon May 23, 2016 6:40 pm

Excidium Planetis wrote:
Sciongrad wrote:OOC: Hunting is not, ipso facto, cruel or malicious.


What if you are hunting the Most Dangerous Game?


Considering the fact that the GA has not legislated on cruelty towards humans, I would say you are free to do so.

P.S When do I get an invite? ;)

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Postby Separatist Peoples » Mon May 23, 2016 6:45 pm

Pluoria wrote:
Excidium Planetis wrote:
What if you are hunting the Most Dangerous Game?


Considering the fact that the GA has not legislated on cruelty towards humans, I would say you are free to do so.

P.S When do I get an invite? ;)


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Postby CastAway Island of Wilson » Mon May 23, 2016 8:15 pm

Hunting should be OK, provided the hunted isn't subjected to an agonizing death.

So feel free to hunt and kill the last baby elephant to get its foot for a wastebasket, so long as it isn't caused unnecessary suffering.

But the park ranger who knowingly allows a hunter to attack the baby elephant using razor sharp pincers and then allows her hunting party to tear flesh from the still living baby elephant--that ranger is grossly negligent of international law to allow the reckless endangerment of an animal he is legally obliged to protect.

It would be like throwing a baby to a lion and then after it's eaten alive claiming, "Oh, gee, I had no idea lions could be so dangerous. But it's not the lion's fault, what should we put the lion in jail? Now give me another baby, I made a good faith effort to protect it as any reasonable person/nation would."
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Postby Potted Plants United » Mon May 23, 2016 8:37 pm

A large potted plant in a big plantpot with wheels suddenly comes to life, revealing a large leaf curled up to form a cone, from which a somewhat hissing voice can be heard:

"Due to clauses three to five, we unfortunately have to cast our vote against. We keep stingless bees that have been genetically modified for our purposes of pollination, and which have, in the past, been used by others in a manner that was fully appropriate in our opinion, but which did "purposefully expose" them to physical injury. Furthermore, some of our selves eat them for an extra source of nutrients in ways that certainly do not "promote the health of the animal" nor "avoid suffering", due to the biology of our selves.1

Furthermore, we absolutely refuse to let any "professional veterinary" carer to mess around with our bees. If any should attempt that, we will view that as an attempt to steal our trade secrets on genetic modification, and trying to interfere with any of our selves consuming them as food, as a breach of our national sovereignity, and will react accordingly."


1 OOC: Think of how pitcher plants, Venus flytraps and sundew plants eat insects (and sometimes larger prey). It is not a gentle death.
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Postby Excidium Planetis » Tue May 24, 2016 12:20 am

Potted Plants United wrote:Furthermore, some of our selves eat them for an extra source of nutrients in ways that certainly do not "promote the health of the animal" nor "avoid suffering", due to the biology of our selves.

1 OOC: Think of how pitcher plants, Venus flytraps and sundew plants eat insects (and sometimes larger prey). It is not a gentle death.


"An interesting, and perfectly valid, interpretation. I had only just considered it. Because the resolution does not state for what purpose people keeping animals are keeping them for, people keeping animals for slaughter must 'promote the health of the animal[s]'... and slaughter doesn't really promote the animal's health. I guess those people concerned about being forced to be vegan were right, after all."

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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Tue May 24, 2016 1:19 am

Excidium Planetis wrote:
Potted Plants United wrote:Furthermore, some of our selves eat them for an extra source of nutrients in ways that certainly do not "promote the health of the animal" nor "avoid suffering", due to the biology of our selves.

1 OOC: Think of how pitcher plants, Venus flytraps and sundew plants eat insects (and sometimes larger prey). It is not a gentle death.

"An interesting, and perfectly valid, interpretation. I had only just considered it. Because the resolution does not state for what purpose people keeping animals are keeping them for, people keeping animals for slaughter must 'promote the health of the animal[s]'... and slaughter doesn't really promote the animal's health. I guess those people concerned about being forced to be vegan were right, after all."

Schultz continues. "Wait, let me guess: I'm making another ridiculous argument again, right?"

I entirely concur with this argumentation. I see it as a self-contradiction, honestly.

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Postby Lysandrion » Tue May 24, 2016 2:57 am

CastAway Island of Wilson wrote:Hunting should be OK, provided the hunted isn't subjected to an agonizing death.

So feel free to hunt and kill the last baby elephant to get its foot for a wastebasket, so long as it isn't caused unnecessary suffering.

But the park ranger who knowingly allows a hunter to attack the baby elephant using razor sharp pincers and then allows her hunting party to tear flesh from the still living baby elephant--that ranger is grossly negligent of international law to allow the reckless endangerment of an animal he is legally obliged to protect.

It would be like throwing a baby to a lion and then after it's eaten alive claiming, "Oh, gee, I had no idea lions could be so dangerous. But it's not the lion's fault, what should we put the lion in jail? Now give me another baby, I made a good faith effort to protect it as any reasonable person/nation would."


Please let me ponder on that for a second, Ambassador. First you try to convince us that we need to ruin natural foodchains and prevent carnivores from hunting their prey in order to comply with the resolution (which has been exposed as blatantly absurd during previous discussion) and now you claim that this resolution will fail to prevent humans from hunting animals? (though surprisingly, you almost got the point here, because not every method of hunting should be viewed as cruel and hunting for food or population control is not malicious in purpose - contrary to hunting for sport or trophies)

Can you see a contradiction?

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Postby Separatist Peoples » Tue May 24, 2016 4:52 am

CastAway Island of Wilson wrote:Hunting should be OK, provided the hunted isn't subjected to an agonizing death.

So feel free to hunt and kill the last baby elephant to get its foot for a wastebasket, so long as it isn't caused unnecessary suffering.

But the park ranger who knowingly allows a hunter to attack the baby elephant using razor sharp pincers and then allows her hunting party to tear flesh from the still living baby elephant--that ranger is grossly negligent of international law to allow the reckless endangerment of an animal he is legally obliged to protect.

It would be like throwing a baby to a lion and then after it's eaten alive claiming, "Oh, gee, I had no idea lions could be so dangerous. But it's not the lion's fault, what should we put the lion in jail? Now give me another baby, I made a good faith effort to protect it as any reasonable person/nation would."



"Hunting endangered species is illegal according to two extant resolutions, not counting this one. I'm not going to touch the rest of that, because you've been told over and over that this isn't the case. Your understanding of "good faith" interpretations is poor at best."

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Postby Imperium Anglorum » Tue May 24, 2016 6:30 am

Separatist Peoples wrote:
CastAway Island of Wilson wrote:Hunting should be OK, provided the hunted isn't subjected to an agonizing death.

So feel free to hunt and kill the last baby elephant to get its foot for a wastebasket, so long as it isn't caused unnecessary suffering.

But the park ranger who knowingly allows a hunter to attack the baby elephant using razor sharp pincers and then allows her hunting party to tear flesh from the still living baby elephant--that ranger is grossly negligent of international law to allow the reckless endangerment of an animal he is legally obliged to protect.

It would be like throwing a baby to a lion and then after it's eaten alive claiming, "Oh, gee, I had no idea lions could be so dangerous. But it's not the lion's fault, what should we put the lion in jail? Now give me another baby, I made a good faith effort to protect it as any reasonable person/nation would."

"Hunting endangered species is illegal according to two extant resolutions, not counting this one. I'm not going to touch the rest of that, because you've been told over and over that this isn't the case. Your understanding of "good faith" interpretations is poor at best."

OOC: I actually interpreted the above as sarcasm.

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Postby The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper » Tue May 24, 2016 6:33 am

ARI: We're sorry, but the understanding of this resolution has reached abysmal levels.

Firstly, the resolution defines animals as "non-sapient, sentient beings capable of experiencing stress, fear, and pain". That would not only exclude the dominant sapient species, in our case, humans, it would also exclude the lowest orders of species, such as spiders, ants, flies, and the aforementioned sea cucumbers, which are incapable of being stressed out. Yes, those of you who use pesticides needn't worry about the pain and suffering of your pests. Unless the bugs on your planet are sapient, in which case you really ought to be able to negotiate with them.

Secondly, the notion that this resolution would outlaw wild bears hunting fish or, as a better example, stray kittens playing with mice before slowly killing them, is utterly ridiculous. Laws do not apply directly to wildlife. For cryin' out loud, does anyone, as a matter of course, put a tiger or a lion on trial for assault and battery if it were to slash someone? The burden does not fall on the dominant sapient species to regulate what wild animals do to other wild animals to survive, just to ensure prey does not suffer cruelly, and nothing in this resolution makes it so.

As far as hunting, yes, in some cultures, hunting is necessary to survive. However, we do agree that under this resolution some methods can be considered cruel. Take, for example, a leg-hold trap. Unnecessarily cruel, indeed, when there are other more humane alternatives, like, erm, cage traps. (Ahume whispers in his ear.) Really? Ewww. How is that even-- (more whispers.) Hmm. I guess so. Okay, even body-gripping traps kill their prey quickly, and would still be acceptable-- (he shudders) --excuse me, would still be acceptable under this resolution since there is minimal suffering. Same goes with the livestock industry. Yes, this resolution applies, if only to ensure that animals are properly cared for and not crammed into overcrowded cages with fecal matter coming up to their bellies prior to a humane slaughter. (another shudder) Sorry, even that's kind of icky to us pacifists, who fortunately have learned how to grow meat on trees.

(Wad Ahume rolls his eyes and shakes his head.)

Anyway, we initially voted against due to the fact that there are a few minor flaws in this resolution, but now, we've switched our vote in favor, just to see how loudly some of you will howl about having to save flies from Uranus flytraps. (Ahume whispers.) Venus. Sorry.
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Postby Araraukar » Tue May 24, 2016 7:26 am

(OOC note: I'm sure there are about a million typos in this post, please don't nitpick on those.)

The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper wrote:Firstly, the resolution defines animals as "non-sapient, sentient beings capable of experiencing stress, fear, and pain". That would not only exclude the dominant sapient species, in our case, humans, it would also exclude the lowest orders of species, such as spiders, ants, flies, and the aforementioned sea cucumbers, which are incapable of being stressed out.

OOC: As I ranted before somewhere faaaaar back in this thread, the more and more these things are being looked into, the more it becomes apparent that many creatures we think don't have minds to talk about, are able to feel pain, stress and, arguably, fear. I say "arguably", because what else is fear but an instinctive reaction to a stressful stimulus? Or a learned reaction mimicking that?

Many people here (Finland) are scared to death of snakes, despite the most dangerous snake in continental Finland has a bite comparable to that of two wasps stinging you at once. If you're not allergic (or very, very young), it'll hurt, but you'll be fine. Why do they fear snakes? Instinctual? Perhaps. Learned? Definitely. Can it be unlearned? Most likely not completely, depending on if it's a phobia or just learning from the reactions of others when a child, that this is something dangerous and scary.

Bees can certainly feel stress (it's been tested by artificially creating stressful situations and seeing if their behaviour changes, and it does - bees were even found to be pessimists; after subjecting them to a bad experince, a good experience and a neutral one, they reacted to the neutral one as thought it was a bad experience :P), and they can learn to be stressed by stimuli they don't instinctively stress about.

Pain? Well, being parasitized by mites certainly causes them discomfort, so I wouldn't rule out it being actual pain.

And fear? There again is the barrier of whether a fear reaction is just an instinct (like how cats fear snakes) or if it's learned (like for most people), or if it's a mixture of both. They can be taught to "fear" (which they show as avoidance and stress behaviours) certain things they don't normally avoid, in carefully controlled situations, so again, that's up to you. (I personally think that when I step on the small black ants on the pavement - they're an invader species, so I kill them when I can - and they scurry away, trying to avoid the mere shadow caused by my shoe, that they do indeed feel fear, as they don't avoid a shadow caused by something else further up. And yes, I've done some testing, and no I don't use a magnifier glass to burn them, it's ineffective.)

Social animals in general, be they big or small, are better at expressing their stress, fear and pain, and just because we can't understand the "language" of all species yet, doesn't mean they weren't capable of the same basic responses that a newborn human baby is. (Just think, newborn babies basically either are happy and quiet, or stressed/fearful/in pain/uncomfortable and cry. And it wasn't all that long ago that very young babies were thought to be incapable of emotions and indeed physical discomfort, because they were unable to express the varying states of emotions in a language we adults would understand. These days, with brain imaging and eye movement tracking, we know that they're capable of the exact same range of emotions, stress and pain as older children and adults.)

tl;dr: It's not too far-fetched at all to think that bees might be able to "feel" stress, pain and fear.

For cryin' out loud, does anyone, as a matter of course, put a tiger or a lion on trial for assault and battery if it were to slash someone?

OOC: You don't have to go back more than about one century to find that the answer would've been "yes". The owner would likely have been the one to pay fines or go to jail, mind you. :P

The burden does not fall on the dominant sapient species to regulate what wild animals do to other wild animals to survive, just to ensure prey does not suffer cruelly, and nothing in this resolution makes it so.

IC: Even if those "wild animals" were sapient themselves? (OOC: Think orcas, for example, which kill both sentient (fish, seals) and sapient (other whales, some pinnipeds probably count for this too) creatures.)

Same goes with the livestock industry. Yes, this resolution applies, if only to ensure that animals are properly cared for and not crammed into overcrowded cages with fecal matter coming up to their bellies prior to a humane slaughter.

That's not quite what the resolution says, though: "4. Requires that any person who keeps an animal to provide that animal with reasonable and appropriate care necessary to promote the health of the animal and avoid suffering and disease;". That's entirely separate from the cruelty outlawing in clause 1. Food animals certainly will work better as food if they themselves are healthy - and sorry Wads, but if you eat plants where you don't kill the whole plant in one go, you're actually ripping apart a sentient creature, or so the greenery keeps telling me - but is the animal's health ultimately promoted and suffering avoided, if it's being raised to be killed, however humanely?

Sorry, even that's kind of icky to us pacifists, who fortunately have learned how to grow meat on trees.

OOC: Funny you should say that...

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Postby The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper » Tue May 24, 2016 8:15 am

OOC: Only addressing the IC parts or else I'll be here all day.

Araraukar wrote:
Wrapper wrote:The burden does not fall on the dominant sapient species to regulate what wild animals do to other wild animals to survive, just to ensure prey does not suffer cruelly, and nothing in this resolution makes it so.

IC: Even if those "wild animals" were sapient themselves?

ARI: Well, like we said, the preamble defines animals as non-sapient. Sapient beings in the wild, therefore, are not animals. (Ahume whispers in his ear; Ari looks at him momentarily.) But that's what it says. (more whispers) Erm.... Never mind, Ambassador, how about we avoid going down that yellow brick road for now, shall we?

Araraukar wrote:
Wrapper wrote:Same goes with the livestock industry. Yes, this resolution applies, if only to ensure that animals are properly cared for and not crammed into overcrowded cages with fecal matter coming up to their bellies prior to a humane slaughter.

That's not quite what the resolution says, though: "4. Requires that any person who keeps an animal to provide that animal with reasonable and appropriate care necessary to promote the health of the animal and avoid suffering and disease;". That's entirely separate from the cruelty outlawing in clause 1. Food animals certainly will work better as food if they themselves are healthy...

ARI: Right, we get that. What we're saying is, keepers of livestock have to fulfill both requirements -- ensure their animals get reasonable and appropriate care under clause 4, and avoid killing them in a cruel manner under clause 1. Neither should be an undue burden.

Araraukar wrote:...and sorry Wads, but if you eat plants where you don't kill the whole plant in one go, you're actually ripping apart a sentient creature, or so the greenery keeps telling me...

ARI and AHUME: What?

Araraukar wrote:but is the animal's health ultimately promoted and suffering avoided, if it's being raised to be killed, however humanely?

(Ari, looking dumbfounded, shrugs.)

AHUME: Yes, its health is ultimately promoted and suffering avoided. We do the same for our all life, don't we? Provide all with as comfortable and healthy an existence as possible, until their time is up. Ultimately, virtually all lifeforms die in one manner or another. Whether their destiny is food for humankind, food for natural predators or scavengers, or food for underground maggots, they're provided for as well as possible, and that includes humanely taking their lives as warranted. You do allow euthanasia in your nation, don't you?

ARI: Now what would euthanizing their elderly have to do with--

AHUME: Of their pets, their animals, not their elderly.

ARI: Ah. Sorry, carry on.

AHUME: (opens his mouth and closes it) Never mind, I've lost my train of thought.

ARI: Oh, thank goodness. And was that "maggots" thing really necessary?
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Postby Araraukar » Tue May 24, 2016 8:55 am

The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper wrote:
Araraukar wrote:...and sorry Wads, but if you eat plants where you don't kill the whole plant in one go, you're actually ripping apart a sentient creature, or so the greenery keeps telling me...

ARI and AHUME: What?

The higher order of plants - think houseplants, trees, vegetables, fruiting plants - are sentient and respond to tissue damage similarly to animals, the only difference is that their timescale in doing so is slower and generally speaking1 less easily detected by us animals. Other plants can detect one of their own in distress via airborne natural chemicals2, and some signals3 cross species quite easily.

So if you, say, tear off just a couple of leaves off of a lettuce, you're essentially ripping out a couple of bodyparts, with which it does both respiration and energy production. A bit like if you picked a fish out of water, ripped out some gill leaves, or whatever the thin layers are called, and put it back in the water to re-grow them.

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1 For one of the exceptions, look up mimosa leaves in action when a plant-eating insect lands on it.

2 Acacia trees can warn each other of when giraffes come along to feed, emitting a chemical that puts other acacias on alert, and gives them time to release/produce (can't remember which) bad-tasting and possibly poisonous chemicals that the giraffes don't like eating. The first alarm is raised by the tree that first gets munched on, and every acacia downwind of it knows that giraffes are out for dinner.

3 Check this out. It's why in stores putting non-potted flowers next to the fruit section is a bad idea.

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Postby Wallenburg » Tue May 24, 2016 9:15 am

Preventing Animal Abuse was passed 14,994 votes to 3,777.


I voted against, of course, but congratulations anyway.
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Postby Separatist Peoples » Tue May 24, 2016 9:16 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Preventing Animal Abuse was passed 14,994 votes to 3,777.


I voted against, of course, but congratulations anyway.

"Impressive margin. We'll see if it can be reversed or not. Its getting increasingly hard to tell in advance."

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Europe and Oceania
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Founded: Mar 07, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Europe and Oceania » Tue May 24, 2016 9:19 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Preventing Animal Abuse was passed 14,994 votes to 3,777.


I voted against, of course, but congratulations anyway.


I voted for it.
"For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either" --Blaise Pascal

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Araraukar
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Founded: May 14, 2007
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Araraukar » Tue May 24, 2016 9:30 am

Wallenburg wrote:
Preventing Animal Abuse was passed 14,994 votes to 3,777.

I voted against, of course, but congratulations anyway.

Seconded.
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Bears Armed
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Tue May 24, 2016 9:39 am

Separatist Peoples wrote:"Hunting endangered species is illegal according to two extant resolutions, not counting this one."

"And one of those resolutions also protects nations' right to decide about the hunting of animals from non-endangered stocks..."
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The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper » Tue May 24, 2016 9:42 am

Araraukar wrote:
The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper wrote:ARI and AHUME: What?

The higher order of plants - think houseplants, trees, vegetables, fruiting plants - are sentient and respond to tissue damage similarly to animals, the only difference is that their timescale in doing so is slower and generally speaking1 less easily detected by us animals. Other plants can detect one of their own in distress via airborne natural chemicals2, and some signals3 cross species quite easily.

So if you, say, tear off just a couple of leaves off of a lettuce, you're essentially ripping out a couple of bodyparts, with which it does both respiration and energy production. A bit like if you picked a fish out of water, ripped out some gill leaves, or whatever the thin layers are called, and put it back in the water to re-grow them.


ARI: Well, then. If we ever want to draft a proposal on Preventing Plant Abuse, we'll know who to call. Come, Ahume. (He exits.)

AHUME: (whispers to Janis) You think that's bad, you should see how the plants on Luna II react when we try to pick them. Just sayin'. (He exits.)
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