[PASSED] Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny

[Unibot]

Pascal's aide handed him a speakerphone, as Wager stood up once again to address Arororugul in the Airship.

This is reasonable. Chemical weapons are beneficial to human society and I can't imagine why anyone would not ridicule a ban on them.

and suggesting that the nation should increase its fossil-fuel emission rates by 1,000 percent in a year,

Again, reasonable within the scope of the ill-conceived resolution referenced here. The loophole was in plain sight and available for all to use. The Kennyites simply pointed it out and made certain everyone was aware of it.

In summary, be careful what you consider "unreasonable".

"Indeed, when a forest grows too wild, a fire is necessary to purge it of its overgrowth. But ridiculing a ban on them -- now that is just wrong, what would be accomplished by ridiculing them publicaly!? Clearly, the right thing to do was not to ridicule it, as thats hardly constructive as one cannot sell biological weapons as commodities otherwise... but instead repeal the sinful and draconian legislation under the false pretenses of 'poor grammar', bribe delegates, and replace it with a flimsy disarmament proposal that hinders nothing for the sake of humanity!"

Pascal paused, "Unreasonable is to strangle your citizens, business-people and yourself with fossil-fuels in the air! Unreasonable is to file lawsuits against abortionists when they could just have them killed at birth to stop this heredity inclination to abortion and sin! Unreasonable is to curtail same-sex marriage legislation when they should just filibuster same-sex marriage legislation with big lavish, and distracting parades of heterosexual sober, miserable couples in well-covered, banal clothing as they dance to funeral tunes!"

[Sedgistan]

Cedric woke up with a start, looking around. He'd been fast asleep in his chair, oblivious to the chaos going on in the chamber. He stretched, and looked around him, noting Hiriaurtung Arororugul flying around the ceiling in his giant blimp and a young man holding a detonator and shouting at the shocked delegates. None of this surprised him, and Cedric was about to go back to sleep when he spotted an individual screaming at what appeared to be a salmon.

Getting up, he muttered under his breath.

What is it with these damn people and their fish?

Grabbing his emergency fish tank (which he carried around whenever Pascal was in town), he rushed towards him.

[Unibot]

The ambassador of Killeverythingforkicks looked over at Cedric, who was carrying a fishtank. The insecure ambassador blinked in response, slowly putting his salmon-colored cellphone back in his backpocket.

Whispering to Cedric, in a 'manly' voice "What are you planning to do to this terrorist guy? Drown him!?"

Pascal overheard the conversation, interrupting the two of them with a loud whisper across the floor, "Guys, I've got a plan..."

[Apaduckadagwengo]

I strongly support Omigodtheykilledkenny and believe that any condemnations against him should be taken away at the very instant, this should be seen as ridiculous and I find it terrible that a country, who just happens to be a bit 'odd'(I strongly disagree with that statement and would rather like to follow in the footsteps of Omigodtheykilledkenny) can be condemned for their thoughts, especially as you raise his 'hatred towards dolphins' up, people can have their own point of view and you're not one to judge them.

Omigodtheykilledkenny I hope you prosper in the following years and no further allogations are put against you.

Kindest regards, Primeminister E.West of The Rogue Nation of Apaduckadagwengo.

[Unibot]

I strongly support Omigodtheykilledkenny and believe that any condemnations against him should be taken away at the very instant, this should be seen as ridiculous and I find it terrible that a country, who just happens to be a bit 'odd'(I strongly disagree with that statement and would rather like to follow in the footsteps of Omigodtheykilledkenny) can be condemned for their thoughts, especially as you raise his 'hatred towards dolphins' up, people can have their own point of view and you're not one to judge them.

Omigodtheykilledkenny I hope you prosper in the following years and no further allogations are put against you.

Pascal whispered in despair.. "Ssssh... quiet. The Kennyite ambassador might blow us up!"

Wager shakily pointed to the man holding the detonator.

[New Rockport]

The Federal Republic of New Rockport must oppose this condemnation, as my country's government often resorts to creative means to comply with the letter of World Assembly resolutions in ways that do not threaten our citizens' liberty and our national values. If such creativity can be the basis of a condemnation, then a condemnation of New Rockport might not be far behind.

While my government opposes the condemnation that is currently at vote, we might be persuadable to support a condemnation of Omigodtheykilledkenny for another reason. The current national happenings report from Omigodtheykilledkenny states, as of 19 hours ago, that "following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour." Now, we all know that national happenings reports are often exaggerated, and therefore cannot be taken at face value. However, if there is any truth to this particular report, then my country would be willing to lend its support to a condemnation of Omigodtheykilledkenny, or of any other nation in which slavery is tolerated.

-Maurice Woods
Ambassador to the Security Council
Federal Republic of New Rockport

Not wanting to stick around for the explosion, or pie fight, or whatever is about to go down, Mr. Woods casts his vote and then quickly leaves the Security Council chamber, stopping by 0rville's House of Popcorn on his way back to the office.

[The Floor Kippers]

Kevin eyes the The Kennyite ambassador with great Fear but holds on to his composure
"As The Ambasedor of New Rockport said, any nation That condones slavery deserves condemnation so I Give you, Pascale, The support of the Prime minister of the UK of the FK"

[The Berdache]

As a newly created nation, The Republic of The Berdache, while having read this post in it's entirety and all linked pages, refuse to vote either way. We will Abstain on this Resolution.



The Junior Ambassador for The Berdache

'Trust in the Balance'

[Philimbesi]

Nigels' dementia ridden, addle-minded, mildly narcoleptic, more probably drunk father in law, Herb stood up behind the delegation podium, "Condom Kenny..." he said "good idea we don't want any more of them running around here do we!" He slowly reached for the vote FOR button, but then his eyes going hazy he tripped and fell on the AGAINST button.

[Ardchoilleans]

Walter Arbuthnot eyed the would-be terrorist contemptuously. "We see before us a pitiable example of the depths to which Kennyite oppression can drive a man," he observed. "However, I cannot blame that lamentable nation for his incompetence, which seems to me so well-documented that we may well ignore his damp squib and turn to the matter in hand." He licked his lips.

"The Condemnation of Omigodtheykilledkenny is something that has been visible through the mists of history even before Condemnations reared their hydra heads," he said. "No nation has striven so consistently for the opprobrium that the international community has so generously delivered. When you want a psychotic dictator or two, who d'ya call? Kenny! When there's a virtuous cetacean enjoying a blameless life and you feel the urge to disrupt it, who d'ya call? Kenny! When there's a nit to be picked, a hole to be looped and a deceased equine to be beaten, who d'ya call? Kenny! Se-duction, re-duction, indoctrination, annihilation, kidnapping, bad rapping, for the very model of a model Rouge Nation, who d'ya call? WHO D'YA CALL? Kenny! Kenny! KENNY!"

Moved by his emotion, Walter passionately adjusted his tie.

"There are some who might think that Ardchoille might extend a little understanding in this case," he continued. "After all, ours is, at last count, arguably the only diplomat whom the Kennyites' insane leader has not seduced, abused, compromised, bribed or driven completely loco, nor does he appear to hold against her the fact that she's actually already dead. The Kennyites' sole attempt to invade our territory was settled most amicably, even before the greatly appreciated intervention of Bahgum, and I personally reject the pressure from the theological quarters of our government to denounce individual Kennyites as deflowerers of maidens and suborners of innocence. It is my opinion that the domestic activities of specific diplomats, however morally reprehensible, should not be taken as a reflection of their nation's political gravitas." He coughed, and sipped temperately at a glass of water.

"No, it is not what the Kennyites have done, or will do. It is the way that they do it! Carefree, insouciant, disrespectful, sneaky, underhanded, rich, powerful, rated at one time as the stupidest people within reach of Gnomish surveys, nationalistic to a fault, obsessed with Thessadorian assets to the exclusion of all others (despite the existence of many another equally well endowed nation) and, dammit, utterly, totally, completely inconsistent!

"You just don't know where you are with Kennyites! They'll bless you as soon as stab you! They'll be kind to struggling young nations! They'll come up with grandfatherly advice on the knottiest proposal, make their vast research resources available to all comers, perform public service without pay or praise, stand up for their twisted ideals, sneak in lashings of civil rights, hold quite decent parties and even buy drinks for members of the Secretariat! What kind of example of Overwhelming Evil is this for desperate dictatorships seeking a role model? How can a Rogue Nation hope to graduate to Rouge with this kind of behaviour constantly before their eyes?

"Gentlebeings, it is my sad and solemn duty to urge you to take up your dead trout, cast them into the ballot box marked "For" and give Omigodtheykilledkenny the jolly good condemnation that nation has so long, and so richly, deserved."

-- Walter Arbuthnot, Engineer Primus of the Hermeneutical Order of the Shattered Fourth Rampart; Security Council delegate, Ardchoille.

[Diatraba]

euh...chers ambassadeurs honourés - porquoi est-ce qu'on voulait condamner cette nation?

Err..honoured ambassadors. Why do we want to condemn this nation???

[The Floor Kippers]

For Numerous reasons streaching from slavery to 1st degree Dolphin Murder to dogding the system.

[The Palentine]

Some of the ambassadors here were in for a shock, there seemed to be a change at the Palentine Delegation. A youngish woman, wearing a black leather jumpsuit/bodysuit, was sitting in the good but unwholesome senator's chair. Some wondered to themselves,
"Did the good but unwholesome senator get a sex change in a drunken fit?"
Other more familiar with the AO(or were Joshi Puroresu fans) recognized the lady as Her Imperial Hottness, Empress Jhessan Spaulding. She was getting ready to speak in defense of the Kennyites when the silence was broken by....

...this time by a familiar booming voice at the back of the chamber, where an easily recognizable young man, sporting an odd bulge beneath his garments and holding a small device in his right hand, has once again appeared:

"I am a servant of the Lord God!" he bellows. "The God of Abraham, the God if Isaac, the God of Jacob, the God of kicking some serious infidel ass and taking names! Fuck yeah!"

Empress Jhessan saw the stunned faces of the ambassadors and quickly realized that the menfolk was just going and wet themselves while the idiot attempred to detonate himself again. Sighing Jhessan unzipped the front of her jumpsuit(alll the better to distract Susa's attention), and picked up a folding steel chair. She made her way up to the Xt-Tap jihadist, and stood in front of him, giving him a come hither smile. As Susa's gaze went down to the Imperial Cleavage, she quickly brought the chair up, and nailed him in the head with a resounding and sickening thwack!. Susa collapsed into unconsciousness, and Jhessan dropped the chair(which now had a large face-like indentation in the seat), zipped up her jumpsuit and made her way back to her seat while muttering about the pansies who let a woman take care of business. Taking only a moment to regroup her thoughts, she smiled to the stunned throng and said,

"We of the Palentine must oppose this Condemnation in the most strongest of possible terms. The great nation of Ohmigodtheykilledkenny has since its founding, been a leader in the Festering snakepit, and international affairs.....speaking about those affairs, If I ever get my hands on Fernada's Cobdenia tramp, she's going to wish that she was never born. Anyway, the Kennyites were in the forefront of international security, and National soverignty. As a matter of fact, the only thing that needs condemned in that great Nation is the silicone skank, Vice President Antigone Morgan. THe Kennyites have also made compliance-gnome hunting a fun and family friendly regional activity. Furthermore the Kennyites are lead by a truly great leader, President Manuelo Fernanda. Sure some here might call him an oversexed juvenile thug, I must disagree. Manny has many good qualities, like his manly and dreamy muscles, his boxer trained stamina..."At this point, Her Hottness starts to go into his good qualities in great graphic detail. For the sake of decency and good taste I must refrain from saying more on the subject. sorry about the inconvenience.

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

And so the standoff continued, with the Kennyites' maniacal ambassador not moving, menacingly brandishing his detonator and feeding off the chaos he had produced; the General floating near the roof in his dirigible, eagerly awaiting the destruction; Pascal bravely standing firm at his nation's box, refusing to budge and muttering something about a "plan"; Sammy, looking thoroughly humiliated at the spectacle while his aids scrambled to loot valuables fleeing delegations had left behind -- and Commander Chiang, the director of the Kennyites' security detail, sitting serenely in the box of a neighboring delegation, leafing through a magazine and looking bored. It was only when others began to notice that she had been doing nothing to diffuse the situation that she suddenly looked up. "Oh. Oh, Susa! Don't blow up the Security Council!" she pleaded with a mocking tone. "That would be a real tragedy," she added sarcastically as she returned to her magazine.

Throughout the ordeal, most of the delegates had retreated with a panic to the corridor. Some continued to stream in to hurriedly cast their votes and then get the hell out of there. Among them were a few especially defiant diplomats who insisted on delivering prepared remarks for the debate, despite the terrorist threatening to blow them up to prevent the SC's first Condemnation of a nation. Among them was the infamous Jack Riley, the sometime Kennyite ambassador to the UN and now undersecretary of state for political affairs, who breezed down the center aisle and seized the microphone in the Kennyites' delegation box.

Sammy lifted his head from his hand, startled at his deputy's brazenness. "Jack, what the hell are you doing here?" he demanded.

"Quiet Sammy, you'll ruin it!" Riley replied out of the corner of his mouth, then cleared his throat to speak:

Ladies and gentlemen of the Security Council, it gives me great delight to appear before you today to speak on our nation's possible Condemnation by this esteemed body. At this time I would like to convey the thanks of my government to the many children across the NS world who have written in to express their support for our nation and our people during the this trying time, and if there are no objections, I would like to read some of those letters into the record:

OMG They Condemned Kenny! (are trying anyway)

¦þ

Did you see what they did on you in the world assembly? Why did they do it to you??

I'm voting most definitely against your condemnation, I wish you luck in continuing on with your nation, good luck.

hey there. bullshit galore on the WA front. theyre condemning u for exercising ur sovereignity. pack of asses. u hav my supprt

Mikeswill voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny".

BTW: Someone proposed a Commend Mikeswill resolution.

M

Now ladies and gentlemen, I think it's important to note that even though this Condemnation appears to be passing by record margins, there still exists in the international community a solid base of support for our efforts, and I would like it also noted for the record that our supporters also include such giants of the WA as Krankor and Greys Harbor, and--

It is at this point that Empress Jhessan suddenly clobbers the Kennyite ambassador and returns briskly to her seat to deliver her semi-pornographic rant in support of the President of the Federal Republic.

Riley nudges Sammy and points back to the fallen jihadi, sputtering and groaning on the floor. "Check it out, Sammy!" he whispers excitedly. "She just did the same thing she did to you a few years back, only with a chair!"

[Tzorsland]

The Master walks into the chamber and up to the podium. “Ladies and gentlemen; I think, by now, you should know the relationship that the nation of Tzorsland and the nation of Omigodtheykilledkenny (pause) have. Now I will admit that some of this has to do with the fact that I just don’t like to say more than five syllables at a time without pausing at least once in the middle. Never the less, before we announce our official vote, I will yield the floor to a former member of this body. The nation of Retired Werepenguins is a charter member of the Tzorsland Puppet Federation and a former member of the region to which Omigodtheykilledkenny (pause) (I really hate saying that) founded. So without further ado, I now yield the floor to First Gentleman Flash Blonde and his former aide Red Hot Blonde. With the exception of the fact that one of their ancestors were cloned from the same person, they have no relationship to each other.”
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Flash Blonde enters the chamber with a dozen Emperor Penguins. He is followed by Red Hot Blonde who enters with a dozen Adelie Penguins. Flash and his penguins go to the podium while Red Hot remains behind at the entrance.

“Ladies and gentlemen of this august body,” Flash began. “You know I love saying that, ‘this august body,’ especially when it’s not really the month of August. But I digress. I rise in condemnation of the condemnation of the nation of Omigod, as many of our people tend to call the nation. With me are the twelve first generation members of the Retired Werepenguins White Cape Association, former First Navigators of my great nation. They have asked to speak to you on behalf of Omigod (pause) theykilledkenny. They have decided to appear before you as penguins for dramatic effect. Unfortunately, the WA doesn’t officially accept Emperor Penguin as an official language so I will have to translate for them.”

Strange sounds and clicks come from the penguins. “Members of the World Assembly,” Flash translated. “The White Cape Association of Retired Werepenguins have decided to come to you to speak on behalf of the great nation of Omigod, a nation that can be rightly described as the ‘Father of Retired Werepenguins.’ Many years ago, well it seems that they were many, the First generation werepenguin officers of the mighty Tzorsland navy, braved the cold, the currents, the dangerous fury of potentially exploding native females in order to establish relations with the local penguins, and let me be clear, we’re talking sex here. Good old fashioned dig your toes into my … I’m not saying that!”

More strange sounds and clicks from the penguins. “I don’t care if the foul mouthed dolphins would say something fouler. We need some decorum in this chamber. Remember, I’m a married man!”

The penguins turned to each other and chatted a while. Then they turned to Flash and chatted some more. “Yes, that is better. To make a long story short, the result of these brief encounters of friendly relations was the second generation of werepenguins. Therefore we the members of The White Cape Association of Retired Werepenguins cannot stress our appreciation to this great nation. They must be commended, not condemned. They are a proud inspiration to us all. I now yield to my assistant Red Hot.”

With that they leave, followed by Flash Blonde. As they leave it is noticeable that one of the penguins has a limp. From the peanut gallery someone shouts “thank god he’s gone,” and the assembly suddenly goes into tremendous applause.

[float=right]...[/float]Red Hot blonde and the Adelie Penguins follow. “Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with some of my former assistants, members of the Sweet Adelies Diplomatic Corps, in order to voice our support of the wonderful nation of Ohmigodtheykilledkenny. The members of the Sweet Adelies Diplomatic Corps went to great lengths to become friendly with the World Assembly staff members, oddly known as “gnomes” for a reason that totally escapes me. As a result they are very familiar with all the many things that this nation under consideration has done to workers of the World Assembly; things that can curl your feathers. I’m talking about things that most civilized nations would consider war crimes and crimes against humanity!”

Red Hot pauses for a few seconds as gasps echo the chamber. “Then let us be clear here. For what reason are we condemning? Is it because they managed to think of it first? Is it because they actually implemented what we all secretly desire? Those filthy obnoxious gnomes with their god damned polls and their attempts to force their will upon us all, disguised within poorly written resolutions that in my nation would not let you pass the third grade, never mind getting a proper high school diploma. No indeed, we should be throwing a fricking party, with sushi, and sashimi, and live krill, with a special table serving slow roasted tourist and Unibot should pay for it all! Who is with me?”

As she started to leave she turned to the Palentine delegation. “Oh Susa, if you really want to go out with a bang, I can help you learn how to really explode, again and again and again. Come to my room and bring lots of sushi. Oh, I see your still sleeping. Empress Jhessan, can you let him know about my offer once you remove his barely functioning explosive device and wake him up? Thanks. Come on ladies, it’s time to head on over to the bar.”

“Oh yea, we yield the floor now.”

[Jey]

For. Why the hell not?

[Unibot]

Pascal -- completely ignorant of the Tzorland diplomat's rant about penguins -- leaped into action as he watched (he took his time with the 'watching' part) Empress Jhessan smack the terrorist in the face with a piece of furniture.

The Unibotian leaping through the air off an aimless ambassador's desk, grabbed onto the twisted cotton skyhook hanging from the ceiling as he dangled precariously. His body weight sank the rope, and Pascal could hear the sounds of the gears from above, twisting and turning.

Pascal smiled and shouted out to Sasa like an action star who spoke broken English, "Welcome to the Security Council, Mothafucker !"

As the ambassador let go of the rope, a cavity in the ceiling released a flood of invisible insects which landed on Sasa with a remarkable precision, and began to bite... they began to bite unimaginably hard.

Pascal as he stepped away from the scene, smiled and whispered over to Cedric, "And you told me the Formicator was a waste of eduards!"

[Sionis Prioratus]

The Federal Republic of New Rockport must oppose this condemnation, as my country's government often resorts to creative means to comply with the letter of World Assembly resolutions in ways that do not threaten our citizens' liberty and our national values. If such creativity can be the basis of a condemnation, then a condemnation of New Rockport might not be far behind.

While my government opposes the condemnation that is currently at vote, we might be persuadable to support a condemnation of Omigodtheykilledkenny for another reason. The current national happenings report from Omigodtheykilledkenny states, as of 19 hours ago, that "following new legislation in Omigodtheykilledkenny, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour." Now, we all know that national happenings reports are often exaggerated, and therefore cannot be taken at face value. However, if there is any truth to this particular report, then my country would be willing to lend its support to a condemnation of Omigodtheykilledkenny, or of any other nation in which slavery is tolerated.

-Maurice Woods
Ambassador to the Security Council
Federal Republic of New Rockport

Not wanting to stick around for the explosion, or pie fight, or whatever is about to go down, Mr. Woods casts his vote and then quickly leaves the Security Council chamber, stopping by 0rville's House of Popcorn on his way back to the office.

*Condemns New Rockport*

[Omigodtheykilledkenny]

The mood of the Security Council seemed to have shifted dramatically since the start of the debate some hours ago. The suicide bomber had been, for the moment it appeared, taken out of commission, and was now flailed hopelessly across the floor; the strange rant of the Tzorslanders -- partly in penguinese -- had ended; Empress Jhessan was done telling disturbing sex stories about her and the Kennyite president; and some dude named "Sasa" had been inexplicably consumed by a swarm of angry insects. The foolish antics so typical of the WA had finally taken a respite, and the Council was ready to settle in for some serious debate once again.

But leave it to a Kennyite to spoil the moment.

For right then, a muscular Latino in street clothes loudly and drunkenly stumbled into the chamber, the Thessadorian Ambassador on one arm, the Cobdenian ambassador on the other, and wielding a half-full bottle of tequila over the shoulder of the Cobdenian (who was nude except for her DCRC sash). "Who's here to party?!" the man demanded in a slur, and his female companions giggled with girlish glee. They nearly tripped over the Kennyite ambassador, still reeling in pain on the floor, a fantastic bump having formed on his forehead.

"Susa!" the man exclaimed in recognition. "How's it hanging, man?"

"I am wounded in the service of the Lord!" Susa replied, clutching the bump on his head. "I have failed to deliver His justice to the servants of evil!"

"Whoa! Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning!" the newcomer commented sardonically, and his companions giggled again. They ambled down the aisle to the Kennyite box, where Sammy and Riley, recognizing the visitor, instantly stood to greet him.

"Mr. President, we weren't expecting you here," Sammy told him.

"Eh, I saw the broadcast and noticed there was a serious hot chick shortage at this party," the president said. "So I brought a couple along!"

"It's a party," repeated Sammy, slightly stunned. "Mr. President, it's a Condemnation."

"Stop," Fernanda ordered. "You're both right!"

And just then, to booming dance music from the sound system, Stripper Commandos came streaming into the chamber, stopping in the aisles to entertain the weary delegations who remained. Their attire was somewhat less militaristic than usual, but few complaints were heard.

Meanwhile, the president and his two ambassador friends strolled to the neighboring Palentine delegation, where they noted the change in staff for the evening.

"Empress!" said the president. "I wasn't expecting to see you here!" And he began to hum Chef's "Simultaneous Lovin'."


[OOC: the side-by-side comparison of the votes is interesting. The GA resolution has already logged more votes than this one, even though the SC had a day's head start.]

[Enn]

Stephanie suddenly heard the beeping of her phone. A text message? Here? Everyone knew she was working. Then she saw who it was from.

"Delegates, Ambassadors and Gentle-beings, I must announce a special presence here. For the first vote of the New Triumvirate of Enn concerning the Condemnation of an individual nation, Her Excellency Yssandra, First Lady Faren, Lady of Enn and Lantar, Triumvir of Enn," she drew in breath again. The full list of titles really did go on for a while. "Lady Faren will now address the Security Council."

Yssandra entered. She'd been here before once, to cast Enn's first vote in the SC. While the cubby house looked unchanged for the most part, there was a disconcertingly futuristic monorail pushing through one of the walls. She cleared her throat.

"The World Assembly Security Council meets tonight to consider the deeds of a nation Enn has long had diplomatic ties to. The Triumvirate has discussed this matter at great length, as has the People's Assembly. However, the final decision is my own, as head of Enn's foreign and diplomatic services.
"First, we must consider the deeds ascribed to Omigodtheykilledkenny. Are they true? Yes, they are. Can there truly be doubt?
"Are they condemnable actions, though? This is a far more complicated matter. As Enn's representative to this body has indicated, Dolphins are a true menace, and Kenny's hatred of them is hardly disturbing. And Enn has made use of the Creative Solutions Agency in the past, to deal with particularly troublesome resolutions passed by the General Assembly (but more so by its unnamed predecessor).
"Also to be considered is the outcome. Should this nation's name be held up as among the truly dreadful, similar to Macedon and NAZI EUROPE? Can this nation truly be considered to be the opposite to the SC-deemed paragons of virtue, such as Kandarin? Will nations seek to avoid Kenny? Will others seek closer alliances? Will this cause a spread of rougeness around the world?
"After considering this, I then came upon another matter of value to this. Shits and giggles.
"Kenny old chum, I'm voting FOR. But I'm authorising a full case of finest Ennish Shandies to be delivered to your WA Ambassador's Office, and another to your President's office. For celebration, or for commiseration, anything that boosts Enn's export industry."

Lady Faren left the chamber cubby house chamber, with a devilish grin upon her face.

[New Rockport]

*Condemns New Rockport*

OOC: Sure, go for it. Not that I particularly want to be condemned, but campaigning against it might be a fun challenge.

IC: Mr. Woods returns to the Security Council chamber

It is a sad day when creativity in the defense of liberty is condemnable. After we condemn all the member states which resort to creative interpretations to comply with World Assembly resolutions, we can then start condemning countries that avoid compliance by declaring their World Assembly missions to be separate nations. Then maybe we can condemn the member states that introduce legislation on behalf of such nations. Your Imperial Majesty would be well advised not to throw around hasty suggestions of condemnations, lest someone should find a reason to condemn Your Imperial Majesty's country.

-Maurice Woods
Ambassador to the Security Council
Federal Republic of New Rockport

[New Rockport]

Kevin eyes the The Kennyite ambassador with great Fear but holds on to his composure
"As The Ambasedor of New Rockport said, any nation That condones slavery deserves condemnation so I Give you, Pascale, The support of the Prime minister of the UK of the FK"

As I stated before, National Happenings reports are often exaggerated and should not be taken at face value. A condemnation should be based on stronger evidence than just a National Happenings report.

-Maurice Woods
Ambassador to the Security Council
Federal Republic of New Rockport

[Sionis Prioratus]

*Condemns New Rockport*

OOC: Sure, go for it. Not that I particularly want to be condemned, but campaigning against it might be a fun challenge.

IC: Mr. Woods returns to the Security Council chamber

It is a sad day when creativity in the defense of liberty is condemnable. After we condemn all the member states which resort to creative interpretations to comply with World Assembly resolutions, we can then start condemning countries that avoid compliance by declaring their World Assembly missions to be separate nations. Then maybe we can condemn the member states that introduce legislation on behalf of such nations. Your Imperial Majesty would be well advised not to throw around hasty suggestions of condemnations, lest someone should find a reason to condemn Your Imperial Majesty's country.

It has already been done before, Your Excellency (:

Condemn Sionis Prioratus

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Sionis Prioratus
Proposed by: Tzorsland

Description: WHEREAS The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus actively campaigned against the proposed resolution “Primary Education Act” merely because they had proposed “A Promotion of Basic Education” and that proposal would have not some up for consideration had the former resolution passed.

WHEREAS it’s not even The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus’s proposal in the first place, but The Development Arrested of Unibot’s who also campaigned against the proposed resolution but never had the audacity to actually gloat about it in the forums;

WHEREAS The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus invoked the image of Lady Gaga in the forums;

RESOLVED that the WA condemn The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus.

Yeah, the Lady Gaga reference...

I love that Sionis Prioratus is one of the Delegates who approved this one.

[Unibot]

*Condemns New Rockport*

OOC: Sure, go for it. Not that I particularly want to be condemned, but campaigning against it might be a fun challenge.

IC: Mr. Woods returns to the Security Council chamber

It is a sad day when creativity in the defense of liberty is condemnable. After we condemn all the member states which resort to creative interpretations to comply with World Assembly resolutions, we can then start condemning countries that avoid compliance by declaring their World Assembly missions to be separate nations. Then maybe we can condemn the member states that introduce legislation on behalf of such nations. Your Imperial Majesty would be well advised not to throw around hasty suggestions of condemnations, lest someone should find a reason to condemn Your Imperial Majesty's country.

-Maurice Woods
Ambassador to the Security Council
Federal Republic of New Rockport

Where were you when "Condemn Unibot"s were all the rage?

[The Eternal Kawaii]

Strange sounds and clicks come from the penguins. “Members of the World Assembly,” Flash translated. “The White Cape Association of Retired Werepenguins have decided to come to you to speak on behalf of the great nation of Omigod, a nation that can be rightly described as the ‘Father of Retired Werepenguins.’ Many years ago, well it seems that they were many, the First generation werepenguin officers of the mighty Tzorsland navy, braved the cold, the currents, the dangerous fury of potentially exploding native females in order to establish relations with the local penguins, and let me be clear, we’re talking sex here. Good old fashioned dig your toes into my … I’m not saying that!”

More strange sounds and clicks from the penguins. “I don’t care if the foul mouthed dolphins would say something fouler. We need some decorum in this chamber. Remember, I’m a married man!”

The penguins turned to each other and chatted a while. Then they turned to Flash and chatted some more. “Yes, that is better. To make a long story short, the result of these brief encounters of friendly relations was the second generation of werepenguins. Therefore we the members of The White Cape Association of Retired Werepenguins cannot stress our appreciation to this great nation. They must be commended, not condemned. They are a proud inspiration to us all. I now yield to my assistant Red Hot.”

With that they leave, followed by Flash Blonde. As they leave it is noticeable that one of the penguins has a limp. From the peanut gallery someone shouts “thank god he’s gone,” and the assembly suddenly goes into tremendous applause.

Red Hot blonde and the Adelie Penguins follow. “Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with some of my former assistants, members of the Sweet Adelies Diplomatic Corps, in order to voice our support of the wonderful nation of Ohmigodtheykilledkenny. The members of the Sweet Adelies Diplomatic Corps went to great lengths to become friendly with the World Assembly staff members, oddly known as “gnomes” for a reason that totally escapes me. As a result they are very familiar with all the many things that this nation under consideration has done to workers of the World Assembly; things that can curl your feathers. I’m talking about things that most civilized nations would consider war crimes and crimes against humanity!”

Red Hot pauses for a few seconds as gasps echo the chamber. “Then let us be clear here. For what reason are we condemning? Is it because they managed to think of it first? Is it because they actually implemented what we all secretly desire? Those filthy obnoxious gnomes with their god damned polls and their attempts to force their will upon us all, disguised within poorly written resolutions that in my nation would not let you pass the third grade, never mind getting a proper high school diploma. No indeed, we should be throwing a fricking party, with sushi, and sashimi, and live krill, with a special table serving slow roasted tourist and Unibot should pay for it all! Who is with me?”

The First Secretary of the WA Nunciate of the Diaspora Church of the Eternal Kawaii fumed at the Master's translated endorsement of Kennyite/Werepenguin relations. Taking the podium shortly afterward, she stated,

"In the Name of the Eternal Kawaii, may the Cute One be praised

"We note the distinguished penguin representatives to this institution, and concede their long friendship with the Kennyites. But what this body may not realize is the purpose for which the Kennyites befriended our penguin friends. May I call your attention to the screen above me."

At this point, one of the Kawaiian delegation flipped a switch, and the large movie screen behind the podium flashed to life with a picturesque view, one not seen in years--Sanrio City, the former capital of the Otaku Church of the Eternal Kawaii, in the days before the coming of Lord Gojira. The picture panned about, the movie reel showing Kawaiians going about their daily affairs, enjoying the beauty of the scenery about them.

The camera angle tilted up, showing the clear blue sky, which suddenly broke out in small dark spots. Objects were floating downward from the sky, landing gently on the buildings and among the streets of Sanrio City. Penguins. Paratrooping penguins, to be precise. Their arrival sparked consternation among the Kawaiians, not knowing what to make of this strange phenomenon.

That consternation turned to panic as one by one, the penguins began exploding, going off like small bombs, wrecking havok wherever they had landed. The film reel ended with a scene of mass hysteria, flaming buildings and Kawaiians running screaming in the streets.

"This, ladies and gentlemen, was a bare five years ago, when our nation was subject to an unprovoked attack by the forces of Omigodtheykilledkenny. Further, an attack carried out with biological weaponry--genetically engineered exploding penguins! Such is the result of Kennyite friendship with our flightless feathered friends.

"To this day the war criminals who perpetuated this act of barbarity remain unpunished, indeed, many hold high state office there. We demand the WA uphold the principles it has stood for, and rightfully condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny!"