Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.
--Unknown

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
--Unknown

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
-- Steven Wright.

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree"
-- Lisa Bryant