I sexually identify as a self-propelled artillery. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rolling over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person becoming a 240mm gun on traks is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm a having a mechanic install deplated uranium plans, 30mm coaxial machine guns, and a 240mm gun on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Tyulpan" and respect my right to kill from far away and kill on command. If you can't accept me you are a tankphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.