"Upon waking, the dinosaur was still there".
-Augusto Monterroso's seven-word story 'El Dinosaurio'

Political Compass Results: Economic Left/Right 7.88, Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.67.
OK Cupid Politics Test Results: Economic Conservative (76% Permissive), Social Liberal (66% Permissive).

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