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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Mama Nana's Bistro: Do the 'Waka Waka' dance!

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:41 pm

Image

Banner courtesy of Esternial!


Come in, order your favorite foods, be served and enjoy a pleasant conversation.


Come on in through our gates, and enjoy the Traditional Japanese architecture:

Enjoy the traditional interior:

Floor plan:


NO THREAD ADVERTISING ALLOWED.

Ok... I didn't want to do this but after what happened last night, it's inevitable. Starting with myself, and all the way down to each and every one of you, you have a problem at home (of any kind), don't bring it to the bistro. Anyone disregarding this will be asked to leave.


NOTICE: First topic of order to be remembered by all: Let us RP here, converse, in a bistro related context. Fighting is not permitted. Outside drama (someone cussed at you in another thread, someone burned your imaginary friend Burt, etc.) is not permitted. When Mama Nana is not here, Maineiacs, Imperial--japan, Auremena, Esternial, Northern Felaria and Old Erisia have the final say. If any of them asks you to leave because you fail to follow the rules, you are to leave. Spamming is not welcome. Flaming and baiting is not welcome. If you have the overwhelming need to bad mouth other nationalities, do not do it in the bistro. If your intentions are to troll, you're not welcome here. Harassing the patrons of the bistro is also a big no no. No cybering or sexual play will be tolerated. Ignore the spammers. If anything comes up, ignore it and report it to Moderation. Do not feed trolls by replying to what they post. Don't like the bistro, don't bitch and stop posting. Problem solved. If you have any problems following these simple rules, the bistro is definitively not for you. Go to another thread.






Our staff is composed of:

Kitchen staff:
Unilisia- Head Chef
South Asia Minor - Banzai Submarine Comestible Technician
Auremena - Sushi Chef & Owner of Aural Vampire Gothic Nightclub
Saurisia/Dinosaurian - German Dish Kaiser
Niur - Fine Sea Food Supplier
Baron lords- Pizza Dude
Eliasonia- Master BBQer

Spirits staff:
Aeternus Audentia- Bartender
Chaos master - Sniper (In loving memory of the Mistress of the 'bye-ni'.)
Chaos Crescent - Stand-in Bartender

Bistro staff:
Maineiacs - Manager
Imperial--japan- Assistant Manager
Israeon- Supply Manager
Conoga - Maitre
BranchLandia - Karaoke poobah
Goober Kingdom - Waiter
Unicario - Waitress
Saxony Silvia - Waitress
Old Erisia - Underground Stuff Sales Manager
United Districts of 1- Valet
Mushet - Gondolier (not stereotypical, mind you)
New high charity 24 - Secretary and Assistant security
Esternial - Security, Armed Bartender & Advertisement Designer
St George of England - Bouncer & Bow master
Gidgetisms - Hostess
Manahakatouki - Janitor
Italy - Janitor
United Dependencies - Health inspector and minute analyst
Wewtlandem - PR representative
Chatkasatan - Resident Nurse
Menassa - Resident Doctor
Stannge - Monorail Cat
Arcad - Shaman of Haruhiism
Umbra Ac Silentium - Mama Nana's Pet
Nightkill the Emperor - Jack of all trades
Tetraca- Cat familiar
New Lovable Weirdos- Bogus Accountant

Entertainment staff:
Resident Jew Fister- Zeppy (Respect his holy and righteous pimpin' hand. May he be strong when he slaps that ho)
Hathradic States- Heavy Metal-er and Thrasher
North Russian Empire- Resident Free Spirit (it's free)
The Voltania - Chippendale dancer with a pessimistic outlook on life (In memoriam, since he hasn't been on for ages.)
Old Erisia - High priced ho (the fabulous bitch can multitask!)
Lackadaisical2 - Resident drunk
Bergnovinaia - Pianist
American Capitalists - Resident Wannabe Writer
Weltmachtistan - Juke Box Hero (R.I.P.)
Keelpeel - One Man show (You'll be missed, friend. :()
St George of England's Package - He deserves a spot here. He has entertained the F7 ladies, and some of the guys, since a shot of it was posted in the Pic Thread.
Concordeia - Bistro's Guitarrist
Aquilinia - Jazz Trumpeter
Frenca - Resident Violinist
The Deep Vault- Machine handler
The Mont- Bassist
Winnian Islands- Chanteuse
Great Valencia- Mad Scientist and Evil Mastermind


Available Menus to choose from: ask Conoga, the Maitre.


Amenities:

BRAND NEW!: Alcohol Mist Cube. Now inhale your alcohol, while you dance, for a set fee of $15.00 and have fun.


BRAND NEW!: Game room, for our faithful patrons. Every game console available- Wii, PS, PSII, PSIII, Xbox, Xbox 360. And for the nostalgic- ATARI and NINTENDO (original). Also, play with the Original Gameboy, Nintendo DS, DS Lite, DSi, and DSXLarge, and PSP. Come in and have some fun!!! Thanks to Aeternum Audentia for donating his Super Genintari to the bistro's game room!



We now offer a cafe area with computer terminals (the best computers in the market now) where people can connect to the internet. Wi-Fi service is available for those who bring their laptops. Come on in and enjoy Mama Nana's connection to the World Wide Web!


Now offering spontaneous KARAOKE AFTERNOONS! Everyday, by BranchLandia!


Tuesday Nights, CATNIP PARTY, here, at Mama Nana's Bistro. Come and have fun!


Get your unique T-Shirt at United District of 1's kiosk!


Enjoy the best whiskey and ale vintages too. Brought to you by Saint George of England!


For the rowdiest of you, there's NRE's and Essty's Bar. So go there and FIGHT!


Providing catering 'a la carte' for F7IA.


Bistro's security by Karak Grund's F7 Security.


。◕‿◕。
Last edited by Nanatsu no Tsuki on Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:05 pm, edited 16 times in total.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Heartless, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', & a d*ck.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:42 pm

Wasn't my fault.
*drinks*
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:43 pm

North Wiedna wrote:Wasn't my fault.
*drinks*

I know. I read the thread in Moderation.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Heartless, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', & a d*ck.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:44 pm

Yay! It's back!
*Hugs Nana*
And I want it to stay!
*Begins crying*
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:44 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Wasn't my fault.
*drinks*

I know. I read the thread in Moderation.

:3
Now where's CC, I need a refill...
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.

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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:44 pm

It sure got out of hand.
*Sighs and starts reading*
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:45 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:It sure got out of hand.
*Sighs and starts reading*

Yes, it did. I read the last pages.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Heartless, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', & a d*ck.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:46 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:It sure got out of hand.
*Sighs and starts reading*

Speak of the devil.
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.

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Zeppy
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:46 pm

Saurisisia wrote:Yay! It's back!
*Hugs Nana*
And I want it to stay!
*Begins crying*

Want to stay?

You won't even last a week with your sexually repressed self.

Either way, wat happened to the old thread? >_<

Do I really want to know? O.o
Last edited by Zeppy on Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:47 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:Yay! It's back!
*Hugs Nana*
And I want it to stay!
*Begins crying*

Want to stay?

You won't even last a week with your sexually repressed self.

Either way, wat happened to the old thread? >_<

Do I really want to know? O.o

Anarchy w/o you.
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.

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Frenca
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Postby Frenca » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:47 pm

I didn't do anything! *cries*
The Great Kingdom of Frenca and the Protectorates of The Kingdom of Auatris, The Kingdom of France-Bourbon, and The Kingdom of France and Bourbon
Factbook 1: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40250 New Factbook!: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=69302
Old Embassies: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=37051 Embassies: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=44956
My villa. Resting in the archives.
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.44

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:47 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:Yay! It's back!
*Hugs Nana*
And I want it to stay!
*Begins crying*

Want to stay?

You won't even last a week with your sexually repressed self.

Either way, wat happened to the old thread? >_<

Do I really want to know? O.o

What usually happens. Flaming. *sigh*
Anyway, for those of you that are here, welcome back.

I feel like I am going to regret opening this thread again.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Heartless, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', & a d*ck.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Postby Lobrystan » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:47 pm

Greetings, if you have any fried chicken, then Sister, I would like to order that.


Lobrystan has been conquered by The Brotherhood of Ninja's


My appearences

A bachelor looking for a wife

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Lyndiana
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Postby Lyndiana » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:48 pm

*rolls in*
'lo, all.
Nana, you husband is being kind of a jerk.
Hathradic States wrote:
Conoga wrote:In some parts of 40's America, Johnson is slang for the M1941 Johnson rifle.

"Private Johnson! Stop shoving your Johnson into the barrel of your Johnson!"

February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
Colonies: Bashir
Premier: Alex Flynn
Eldest son of the Premier: Patrick Flynn (Next in line)
Younger son: Field Marshal David Flynn (Currently deployed)

Wenn ist das Nunstuck geht und slotermeyer? Ja! Ba yerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gespuhrt!

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Postby Zhenghou » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:48 pm

*hugs and Kisses Nana* :hug: :kiss:

Nana Sama! did you get my telegram
Emperor of Zhenghou: Wao tze

League of Monarchist States Stuff
Zhenghou: Founder and Lord Protector
Link http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=95492

Hetalia Allies
America
France
Italy

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:48 pm

Lobrystan wrote:Greetings, if you have any fried chicken, then Sister, I would like to order that.

*takes down order*
Coming right up.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Heartless, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', & a d*ck.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:48 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:Yay! It's back!
*Hugs Nana*
And I want it to stay!
*Begins crying*

Want to stay?

You won't even last a week with your sexually repressed self.

Either way, wat happened to the old thread? >_<

Do I really want to know? O.o

I try! I try! I just can't resist it, though!
*Sucks thumb while moaning*
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Founded: Feb 10, 2008
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:49 pm

Lyndiana wrote:*rolls in*
'lo, all.
Nana, you husband is being kind of a jerk.

Whatever he does in his own threads is not my problem.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Heartless, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', & a d*ck.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Postby Frenca » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:49 pm

*texts friend*
The Great Kingdom of Frenca and the Protectorates of The Kingdom of Auatris, The Kingdom of France-Bourbon, and The Kingdom of France and Bourbon
Factbook 1: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40250 New Factbook!: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=69302
Old Embassies: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=37051 Embassies: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=44956
My villa. Resting in the archives.
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.44

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Lyndiana
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Postby Lyndiana » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Lyndiana wrote:*rolls in*
'lo, all.
Nana, you husband is being kind of a jerk.

Whatever he does in his own threads is not my problem.

Are you ever going to stop remaking the Bistro?
Hathradic States wrote:
Conoga wrote:In some parts of 40's America, Johnson is slang for the M1941 Johnson rifle.

"Private Johnson! Stop shoving your Johnson into the barrel of your Johnson!"

February 17, 2011: Never Forget.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you remember the old F7.
Colonies: Bashir
Premier: Alex Flynn
Eldest son of the Premier: Patrick Flynn (Next in line)
Younger son: Field Marshal David Flynn (Currently deployed)

Wenn ist das Nunstuck geht und slotermeyer? Ja! Ba yerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gespuhrt!

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Frenca
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Postby Frenca » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Also, Zhenghou created 2 threads that were Bistro rip-offs (no offense Zhenghou).
The Great Kingdom of Frenca and the Protectorates of The Kingdom of Auatris, The Kingdom of France-Bourbon, and The Kingdom of France and Bourbon
Factbook 1: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=40250 New Factbook!: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=69302
Old Embassies: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=37051 Embassies: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=44956
My villa. Resting in the archives.
Economic Left/Right: 0.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.44

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Founded: Feb 10, 2008
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Lyndiana wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Whatever he does in his own threads is not my problem.

Are you ever going to stop remaking the Bistro?

It is that important?
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Heartless, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', & a d*ck.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Lobrystan
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Postby Lobrystan » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Lobrystan wrote:Greetings, if you have any fried chicken, then Sister, I would like to order that.

*takes down order*
Coming right up.

God Bless you Sister.

*Reads Bible*


Lobrystan has been conquered by The Brotherhood of Ninja's


My appearences

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Postby Transnapastain » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 pm

*Comes in panting*

You....moved...again...

*slumps into a booth* I....have got to....stop walking to the Bistro....I get there....and its gone again...

Water, please? And some of that chicken?

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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Want to stay?

You won't even last a week with your sexually repressed self.

Either way, wat happened to the old thread? >_<

Do I really want to know? O.o

I try! I try! I just can't resist it, though!
*Sucks thumb while moaning*

I don't think you try to resist. Mind just my opinion.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
Timeline
I am your delusion.
Galactic Economic and Security Organization Member?

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