The Stuffed Taxidermists Goverment are sad to announce that our grand leader, Zolt Retuka, has passed on. We would ask that all Goverments keep this infroamtion top secret, as our citizens are yet to find out of his passing. He passed when he was inspecting our newest Crusher in a Scrap Yard in Thaplace City, accidenatlly slipping into the Crusher. Every Leader in the world (except for enemy nations) can attend his funeral when it is organised. At his funeral, his son, Friedrich Retuka, will take over as leader. He will be crowned at the funeral. We plan to release this sensitive information to the public when Friedrich returns from his Marine Regiment stationed Overseas.
Thank you,
Winstell Jyongo,
First Minister of Stuffed Taxidermists
In the Dictatorial Palace, everything had gone wrong. Everybody was rushing around to their repective businesses, not making eye contact with anyone else. Friedrich would return soon, and then he himslef would address the public about his fathers death. Winstell Jyongo was in a panic. 'How could this happen?' he said 'How could he die in a Scrap Crusher? A Scrap Crusher??!!' He was close to tear. Not only had Zolt been his leader, he had also been Young Winstell's mento and friend. 'YOU BETTER MAKE HIS FUNERAL REPRESENT WHO HE TRULY WAS!!!' he shouted at his aide, full knowing he was being unfair. he couldn't take anyomore. He collapsed onto his desk chair and started sobbing uncontrollably. This was a big event.



