Falkenberg - Austerbeck Pact [MT ; PMT]

[Leistung]

THEFALKENBERG-AUSTERBECKPACT

Current Roster:
Ostehoek
Leistung
Oseato, sometimes

Espernet IRC: #you need to talk to us, you come talk to us like bros

This link leads to an RP | This link does "not"

"No; the simple idea of it is to snub those pretentious maxims of his, which he worked up with a great show of originality out of truisms that had become wearisome platitudes as early as the dispersion from Babel. "

[+] The First Rule of the Falkenberg-Austerbeck Pact: You do not talk about the Falkenberg-Austerbeck Pact.

• Penalties? We kick you out of the mf pact, bro.

[+] The Second Rule of the Falkenberg-Austerbeck Pact: You do not talk about the Falkenberg-Austerbeck Pact.

• 'Nuff has been said here.

[+] The Third Rule of the Falkenberg-Austerbeck Pact: You are necessitated to conserve your fellow members' eudaemonia with all the puissance thou possesseth.

• Thesaurus: optional.
• jk you're going to need a thesaurus bro.

[+] The Fourth Rule of the Falkenberg-Austerbeck Pact: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

• No, I think we have to go all out.
• I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
• The futility of said situation doth boggle my mind verily, but if all hath done his duty to the Pact, I have the fullest confidence that our devotion will win out.

Ostehoek, place brofist here for acceptance of the terms of this agreement.

[Ostehoek]

This really brotivated me to show my brovotion for this totally rad and binding pact in the form of mutual brofistication.

*Brofist*

[Leistung]

great, ha Os, do you remember that time on IRC? you know the one I mean, AMIRITE bro

[Ostehoek]

great, ha Os, do you remember that time on IRC? you know the one I mean, AMIRITE.

URRITE. Could haven't put it better myself.

Btw: Teach me how to duckie

HOPE

[Leistung]

lemme tell you something, if he keeps his QBR up there's no stopping him.

what I'd like to know is why the Giants literally don't just win every game though am I right or am I right?

[Ostehoek]

Word; Giants gonna ROLL this weekend 'gainst Vick and dem Eagles.

Better question though: ELI MANNING AMIRITE?

[Leistung]

you're an asshole, that's not going to happen. ELI FTW THO.

btw though bro, I was thinking -- do you think we should have an off-site forum to discuss random OOC blatherings and alliance business, or should we just like idk, put everything on our II thread so that we bump it back up to the top and p much spam the fuck out of the forum with every post?! because I think that true bros would just keep on truckin and put everything here!!!

[Ostehoek]

True Bros don't care about spam, bro. Plus, where else are we going to discuss the brotastic beat down of the red menace?

[02:30:27] <Leistung> <Leistung> wait, no
[02:30:28] <Leistung> bro
[02:30:30] <Leistung> remember when I said that bro?

LOLZ

[Leistung]

bro you know what we might want to do? just like, let's let in whoever we want -- that should be our admissions policy.

LOL but yea man I remember that.

Leistung> or no, modern african history
<Os> or I might try to force add
<Leistung> say it's a degree requirement

just in case you forgot we were in uni bro. fuckin montreal 4life. vive le quebec libre.

[Leistung]

bro double post I know, but hear me out:

i say we devote a few of our posts here to like random obligatory racist remarks like it's nbd and also some tasteful references to rape because obv. that's what classy bros do. ALL IN FAVOR?

[Oudland]

what in the fuck is goin on here? Whatever it is, its pretty goddamn fantastic.

[Ostehoek]

Radio Free Quebec checkin' in bro. My policy would be if dey tight wit Duckie and Quebec, they're probs bro enough.

But yeah bro, totes hear you on that racist thing, because you know there's probs nothing quite as defining of a bro as bigotry and violence towards women, amirite.

[Leistung]

bro you know what else? it'd be like mad tight (like the pussy i bang?) if we talked about football for a few posts just to like lighten the mood. because that's what II is all about bro.

FOOTBALL MOTHERFUCKER CAN YOU PLAY IT

[Solar Communes]

viewtopic.php?f=5&t=72530

Imma an OB(Original Bro) and if you wanna become an OB too you go SMS all the way. Just waiting for mah SMS to bring speesh wallpapers thnen i can finish off and paint all mah stuff with the OB's flag

[Leistung]

bro, the fuck are u doing here? even though we have no indication in our title or p much anywhere else, it should be assumed that you're not welcome here unless you're me.

and bro idt your me

[Ostehoek]

Yo bro, football is life at VT

SO I HURD DA U IS BACK

THEN I CHECKED THE STANDINGS AND THEY ARE! 3 GAMES BACK OF MY HOKIES!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Leistung]

bro you know whats so chill about us chilling? its that we dont feel the need for OOC tags or like to open an OOC thread because we're so wasted on natty light right now that

bro im sorry if i get emotional right now its just that like idk we need to brohug more i think

I vote YES to dem bitches tho

football

[Ostehoek]

urrite bro, roll hard frat hard party hard bro.

OOC tags are totally for non-bros, bro. I mean, this is already clearly an alliance and what not bro so why bother discussing srs bsns like NS when we've already given our position in da 1st post.



Bros gonna bro, son.

[Stoklomolvi]

u guys suck this frat sucks

i bet u guys dont no wat rushing is

[Leistung]

YES OH LORD JESUS YES OH I JUST YESSSS

oh sorry bro but you know how it is. just remembered the mcgill-queens hockey match man. we fucking tanked those gaels like it was our job.

OH WAIT IT IS OUR JOB.

can I get a vote for a brofist -- all in favor say YES

[Ostehoek]

job? more like Bro..b.

PRobs beat um just like this alliance will beat broklomolvi. Liaoism is definitely not bro.

[Stoklomolvi]

Liaoism is more bro than la republik de le lesitongues and le republik de les ostehoek combined

liaoist stoklomolvi is best stoklomolvi

[Leistung]

stok how bout you just pack up and leave before I trash you aight?

bam.

sorta like how my bro manning fucking TRASHED BRADY'S ASS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS GURL

[Ostehoek]

Liaoism is more bro than la republik de le lesitongues and le republik de les ostehoek combined

liaoist stoklomolvi is best stoklomolvi

I'm so bro they call me mr. brotatohead, mf.

Yo brady gonna be looking REAL FOOLISH after manning is done with him.

[Leistung]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ana-6CJ-GI

bro a random link to something ftw