A day in the life of your soldier.

[UCDF]

Well, It's pretty self-explanatory.


You can do videos pictures, or info.

[UCDF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoP5KWLAA3o

[Khazyan]

PLease clarify. At home? in another country? During a war?

[New CaliforniaRepublic]

It usually involved patrols into the Wasteland, battling the various hostile factions in the area and defending the Republic's ideals.

[Sorgan]

Depends on what station you are assigned to and where. Alpha station in the Bannar sector is hell been waken up everyday by raiding tribals while Beta station Emperus region is all paper work, which isn't much better then being stabbed to death by tribals.

[Satirius]

6:30 AM: Wake up
6:45 AM: Roll call
6:50 AM: Breakfast on board Ratel 90
7:30 AM: Relieve night shift at convenient copse of trees
7:37 AM: Say you thought something moved over there
7:40 AM: Mbeyanchi 82mm mortar shell land harmlessly one hundred meters from copse
7:41 AM: 24 Valkiri rockets launched, annihilates mortar pit and then two hundred meters of Communist trench
7:45 AM: Counterattack by three BMP-2 infantry fighting vehicles, repulsed by Ratel 90 and Verutum fire
8:00 AM: Ratel 90 counter-counter attacks, eliminates enemy flamethrower section
12:00 PM: Lunch
12:20 PM: Say you thought something moved, for real this time
1:12 PM: Holy fuck look it's a tank
1:13 PM: Wait never mind, it went back over the hill
2:00 PM: Smoke weed
2:20 PM: Waste a motherfucker with the sniper while you were so fucking stoned, brag
2:22 PM: Go on a tangent about how you met this libertarian whalefur once
2:23 PM: FUCKING NIPS
2:24 PM: FUCKING SLANTEYE BASTARDS FUCK
2:25 PM: FUCK
3:03 PM: decide to make a periscope for the sniper rifle
3:04 PM: desert post to steal from quartermaster
3:05 PM: 7.92 K bullet whizzes by
3:07 PM: return with wood, mirror from BMP wreck, souvenir K-43
4:16 PM: decide that the sniper won't do it, make periscope for Walther
5:00 PM: Dinner
5:55 PM: Finish periscope
5:58 PM: Test periscope rifle by resting behind a rock, shooting a poor commie's ration of canned peaches
6:02 PM: Compensatory three-minute volley of enemy machine-gun fire, be yelled at by squadmates for being a dick
7:30 PM: Night shift arrives
8:00 PM: Arrive back on base, start doing gear maintenance
8:30 PM: Debriefing
9:00 PM: Sentry duty
11:00 PM: sleep

[Saurisia]

Daily Schedule of Average Male Dinosaur Soldier

6:30 Wake up
6:40 Roll Call
6:50 Breakfast
7:30 Goes to assigned post
7:45 Complains is bored
7:50 Hits on female Dino soldiers assigned to same post
12:00 Lunch
1:00 Post-lunch break
1:30 Goes back to assigned post
5:00 Goes back to camp/base
6:30 Dinner
7:30 Playtime
9:00 Goes on date with female soldier of same species
9:30 Sleeps with said female soldier
11:00 Goes to sleep

Daily Schedule of Average Female Dinosaur Soldier

6:30 Wake up
6:40 Roll Call
6:50 Breakfast
7:30 Goes to assigned post
7:45 Complains is bored
7:50 Hits on male Dino soldiers assigned to same post
12:00 Lunch
1:00 Post-lunch break
1:30 Goes back to assigned post
5:00 Goes back to camp/base
6:30 Dinner
7:30 Playtime
9:00 Goes on date with Male soldier of same species
9:30 Sleeps with said Male soldier
11:00 Goes to sleep

Daily Schedule of Average Reptilian soldier

6:30 Wake up
6:40 Roll Call
6:50 Breakfast
7:30 Goes to assigned post
7:50 Be repulsed by Dino female and male soldiers hitting on each other
12:00 Lunch
1:00 Post-lunch break
1:30 Goes back to assigned post
5:00 Goes back to camp/base
6:30 Dinner
7:30 Playtime
10:30 Goes back to tent
11:00 Goes to sleep

Daily Schedule of Average Human soldier

6:30 Wake up
6:40 Roll Call
6:50 Breakfast
7:30 Goes to assigned post
7:35 Complains about being bored
7:50 Gag from male and female Dino soldiers hitting on each other
12:00 Lunch
1:00 Post-lunch break
1:30 Goes back to assigned post
5:00 Goes back to camp/base
6:30 Dinner
7:30 Playtime
10:30 Goes back to tent
11:00 Goes to sleep

[Goram]

6:30 AM: Wake up
6:45 AM: Roll call
6:50 AM: Breakfast on board Ratel 90
7:30 AM: Relieve night shift at convenient copse of trees
7:37 AM: Say you thought something moved over there
7:40 AM: Mbeyanchi 82mm mortar shell land harmlessly one hundred meters from copse
7:41 AM: 24 Valkiri rockets launched, annihilates mortar pit and then two hundred meters of Communist trench
7:45 AM: Counterattack by three BMP-2 infantry fighting vehicles, repulsed by Ratel 90 and Verutum fire
8:00 AM: Ratel 90 counter-counter attacks, eliminates enemy flamethrower section
12:00 PM: Lunch
12:20 PM: Say you thought something moved, for real this time
1:12 PM: Holy fuck look it's a tank
1:13 PM: Wait never mind, it went back over the hill
2:00 PM: Smoke weed
2:20 PM: Waste a motherfucker with the sniper while you were so fucking stoned, brag
2:22 PM: Go on a tangent about how you met this libertarian whalefur once
2:23 PM: FUCKING NIPS
2:24 PM: FUCKING SLANTEYE BASTARDS FUCK
2:25 PM: FUCK
3:03 PM: decide to make a periscope for the sniper rifle
3:04 PM: desert post to steal from quartermaster
3:05 PM: 7.92 K bullet whizzes by
3:07 PM: return with wood, mirror from BMP wreck, souvenir K-43
4:16 PM: decide that the sniper won't do it, make periscope for Walther
5:00 PM: Dinner
5:55 PM: Finish periscope
5:58 PM: Test periscope rifle by resting behind a rock, shooting a poor commie's ration of canned peaches
6:02 PM: Compensatory three-minute volley of enemy machine-gun fire, be yelled at by squadmates for being a dick
7:30 PM: Night shift arrives
8:00 PM: Arrive back on base, start doing gear maintenance
8:30 PM: Debriefing
9:00 PM: Sentry duty
11:00 PM: sleep

You sir, have style.

[Satirius]

6:30 AM: Wake up
6:45 AM: Roll call
6:50 AM: Breakfast on board Ratel 90
7:30 AM: Relieve night shift at convenient copse of trees
7:37 AM: Say you thought something moved over there
7:40 AM: Mbeyanchi 82mm mortar shell land harmlessly one hundred meters from copse
7:41 AM: 24 Valkiri rockets launched, annihilates mortar pit and then two hundred meters of Communist trench
7:45 AM: Counterattack by three BMP-2 infantry fighting vehicles, repulsed by Ratel 90 and Verutum fire
8:00 AM: Ratel 90 counter-counter attacks, eliminates enemy flamethrower section
12:00 PM: Lunch
12:20 PM: Say you thought something moved, for real this time
1:12 PM: Holy fuck look it's a tank
1:13 PM: Wait never mind, it went back over the hill
2:00 PM: Smoke weed
2:20 PM: Waste a motherfucker with the sniper while you were so fucking stoned, brag
2:22 PM: Go on a tangent about how you met this libertarian whalefur once
2:23 PM: FUCKING NIPS
2:24 PM: FUCKING SLANTEYE BASTARDS FUCK
2:25 PM: FUCK
3:03 PM: decide to make a periscope for the sniper rifle
3:04 PM: desert post to steal from quartermaster
3:05 PM: 7.92 K bullet whizzes by
3:07 PM: return with wood, mirror from BMP wreck, souvenir K-43
4:16 PM: decide that the sniper won't do it, make periscope for Walther
5:00 PM: Dinner
5:55 PM: Finish periscope
5:58 PM: Test periscope rifle by resting behind a rock, shooting a poor commie's ration of canned peaches
6:02 PM: Compensatory three-minute volley of enemy machine-gun fire, be yelled at by squadmates for being a dick
7:30 PM: Night shift arrives
8:00 PM: Arrive back on base, start doing gear maintenance
8:30 PM: Debriefing
9:00 PM: Sentry duty
11:00 PM: sleep

You sir, have style.

2PM to 2:25 is not really original content fyi

[Sungai Pusat]

Well, pretty much this as the probable average day in the life of a soldier here.

5.00 am: Wakes up
5.05 am: Prepares for the march.
5.15 am: Marches till 6am.
6.00 am: Marches back again.
6.45 am: Stops to shower.
6.50 am: Prepares for the day.
7.00 am: Eats breakfast.
7.30 am: Starts military training.
12.30 pm: Stops training and starts another march.
1.00 pm: Marches back.
1.30 pm: Eats lunch.
2.00 pm: Starts learning military tactics and the newest technologies.
5.00 pm: Stats marching a full round.
6.00 pm: Dinner.
6.30 pm: Showers, again.
6.45 pm: Starts more military training.
9.45 pm: Stops and starts preparing for sleep.
10.00 pm: Time to sleep for the next day.

For some soldiers though, they will sleep in the day and do security in the night. But for some companies, they instead hire security to take over.

An average soldier's reccount:
"When I came in to be a soldier, I did not really know what was going to happen to me for the next year I paid for being there. But I felt that it was not so bad. They carefully plan out the timings for everything to ensure we do not become exausted most of the times, as they know if we are and a war happens at that time, we'll be too tired to fight."

[Phonencia]

6:00am woken up by DIs with cattle prods, cold shower, get dressed
6:15am extreme calisthenics
6:45am 3 mile jog to "Playground"
7:00am run the obstacle course known as the playground
7:30am massive breakfast, last trainee goes hungry
8:00am shooting practive
8:45am more training begins (ie, helicopter rappels)
9:15am Tactical instruction
9:50am mile jog
12:00pm massive super lunch time
12:40pm break time
1:30pm more firearms training
2:00pm onwards, free time
7:00pm dinner
10:00pm minimum bedtime (cadets can't go to sleep before this time)


New nick's left me cackling insanely.

[L3 Communications]

You sir, have style.

2PM to 2:25 is not really original content fyi

izi?

[Sungai Pusat]

2PM to 2:25 is not really original content fyi

izi?

What does izi mean?

[Satirius]

2PM to 2:25 is not really original content fyi

izi?

:3

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

Light Infantry
0900-0901 hours: Wake up, take a piss.
0901-0930 hours: Shower
0930-1000 hours: Get dressed eat breakfast.
1000-1100 hours: Smoke some weed.
1100-1200 hours: Piss off the Imperial Army soldiers by getting drunk, smoking weed, and having unprotected sex with the local women in front of them.
1200-1230 hours: Shoot some rabbits, use the rabbits as bait to shoot some foxes, use the foxes as bait to shoot some locals.
1230-1231 hours: Do acid.
1231-1250 hours: Watch a horror movie while on acid and freak out running out of the base.
1250-1300 hours: Attempt to kill local fauna while on acid.
1300-1330 hours: Lunch.
1330-1500 hours: Visit a local village, have unprotected sex, find out several months later that you got Chlamydia from said unprotected sex.
1500-1700 hours: Attack an enemy force that you outnumber 10 to 1 and suffer 50% casualties.
1700-1710 hours: Teabag dead soldiers for the hell of it.
1710-2300 hours: Play video games, do acid, drink, and buy a bullet proof vest that can protect against light cannon fire because it is fucking awesome and never wear it again because it weighs over 100 kilograms and each plate is over 200mm thick.
2300 hours: Go to bed.

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

izi?

:3

It did sound a lot like Izi.

[Very Conservative]

They get up at 05:00 am. There is inspection are their rooms enough clean (if someone's is not he is given a whipping). Then they all go through trainings. They train the whole day accept when they go to lunch (02:00-03:00 pm) and supper (08:00-09:00 pm). From 09:00 pm to 11:00 pm they do the last training before they go to sleep.

[CWCnation]

Common schedule for a CWCnation soldier in CWCnation.

Daytime Soldiers:
7:00AM: Wake up and recieve all orders on what is needing to be done for the day.
8:00AM: Eat breakfast.
9:00AM: Gather all supplies and group up with their squad at their patrolling areas.
12:00PM: Eat lunch.
1:00PM: Try to execute all orders that were given at 7:00AM and keep eyes open for any troublemakers. Sometimes when there is no trouble, the troops will chat or play games to pass the time. If there is trouble, then some of the nearby squads will rush to the area and assist in eliminating any problem with extreme prejudice.
4:00PM: Work is over and the soldiers will go back to the bases.
6:00PM: Dinner time.
7:00PM: Troops will relax, talk about their day with their friends, watch TV programmes, and sometimes socialize with their family members if they are present as 7:00PM to 9:00PM is also visiting hours where anyone well trusted can enter the bases.
9:00PM to 12:00AM: The soldiers will proceed to their own private quarters and rest until morning.

Nighttime Soldiers
7:00PM: Soldiers will wake up, eat anything available, and meet with the daytime soldiers. This is the only time that the nightime soldiers can meet other people.
9:00PM: Soldiers will recieve all orders on what is needing to be done for the night.
10:00PM: The troops pack up all the things they will need such as food, water, weapons, etc, and proceed to their work areas. All nighttime soldiers work alone, unless if they happen to have a girlfriend or wife who is in the military, in which case they are allowed to work with them.
11:00PM: After this hour the soldiers try to execute all orders that were given to them at 7:00PM. Orders usually include sneaking into homes for anything that appears as wrong, such as drugs, alcohol, weapons, etc. Orders may also include killing people if they have direct orders to do so or if there is evidence of wrongdoing in a person's home.
4:00AM: All soldiers are to head back to base.
6:00 AM: The soldiers are expected to be sleeping at this time.

[Thurask]

0600-Reveille
0615-Breakfast (field ration)
0645-Commencement of duties
0645-1230-Following orders
1230-Lunch (field ration)
1245-1830-More orders
1830-Dinner (field ration)
1845-2145-More orders
2145-Return to base
2245-Lights out

[L3 Communications]

4:00 am: Get tossed out of bed by an angry sergeant, get yelled at for five minutes, scramble around for Kel-Tec RFB, have breakfast with squadmates.

4:05 am: Get on board MICV and try to nap while driving.

4:20 am: Get slapped awake just as you're falling asleep and dismount from MICV to continue to first objective.

4:30 am: Reach first objective just outside a heavily fortified trench line. Await new orders. Take piss in the meantime and probably try to get away with masturbating when the sergeant isn't looking.

4:33 am: Conduct night assault operation against fortified enemy perimeter with several 120mm and 81mm mortars. Follow up with a salvo from a 155mm battery just to be safe.

4:50 am: Penetrate first line defences, support flanks with MICVs while armoured forces engage hostile T-72 and T-55Ms. Get bored when enemy infantry start surrendering in droves and decide to take another piss because of all the alcohol drank last night.

5:10 am: Board MICV for another combat march to a second line, supported by newly arrived ATACMS and SADARM rockets from MLRS units. Wake the enemy with a half hour barrage of 155mm GPS-guided shells. Smoke while watching enemy soldiers crawl out of collapsed bunkers through the MICV gunner's TIS.

5:40 am: Conduct assault on secondary trench line, proceed to support flanks against actual, hostile soldiers who are fighting back. Get into a grapple fight with an enemy soldier when they finally decide to conduct a bayonet charge after running out of ammunition; since their munitions had been hit by a 155mm shell ten minutes earlier. Wait for friend to show up and shoot enemy in the back with FAL. Have another smoke.

6:10 am: Another smoke. Watch sunrise.

6:45 am: Board MICV, rest for another two hours as you wait for the remainder of the division to pull up and refuel/resupply.

8:45 am: Get whacked by the back of the head by a Bible thrown from the chaplain for sleeping on duty. Conduct patrol for another hour after that as penance.

9:49 am: Finish patrol, four minutes behind schedule. Get chewed out for pissing while on patrol, and not maintaining litter discipline for throwing a cigarette butt in the desert. Silently plot how to kill the sergeant while he sleeps, then board MICV for a two hour drive to the tertiary objective and first river crossing.

11:32 am: Deploy with the rest of your mech. platoon after coming in contact with hostile armour teams roughly thirty miles from tertiary objective. Use CLU + Javelin missile tube. Laugh as you watch tank crews bail of their burning T-55s since they can't see you through the sandstorm due to their active IR systems. Piss on a burning, dying soldier for the hell of the it.

11:48 am: Deploy with mech. company for assault on tertiary objective. Disrupt enemy tea time with 155mm, 120mm, and 81mm shells, and 30mm autocannon fire. Destroy another T-55M with the Javelin. Start worrying about Javelin supplies since you're now down to two tubes and the MICV hasn't fired a single TOW. Plan on letting the MICV kill enemy tanks from now on since you want to save the Javelin for popping MAD IIIs and IVs.

12:22 am: Kick surrendering enemy commander in the testicles. Piss on his chest while he's down. Have lunch, consisting of MREs that look vaguely like dog food and taste like salt. Piss more since your salt intake has increased. Rest for another two hours while the division catches up.

12:30 am: Notice the unit chaplain is watching you like a paedophile watches kindergarteners at playtime. Play cards to pass time, then go into the MICV to masturbate.

1:10 pm: Get caught by the MICV gunner masturbating to furry porn. Scream like a girl and hide your manparts with your laptop until the gunner leaves. Resume masturbating.

1:28 pm: Finish masturbation. Place extra tube sock back inside your rucksack with your spare helmet covers. Go outside to piss, smoke, and have a couple six packs of beer with the rest of the platoon while waiting for new orders.

3:21 pm: Board MICV to proceed to quaternary objective and set up a supply base about 240 miles inside enemy territory.

6:29 pm: Finish setting up supply base and tents. Go inside tent to masturbate some more with laptop. Scream entirely new obscenities when you find out that the MICV commander has locked you out of the vehicle's wireless access point.

7:57 pm: Division has finished resupplying it's assets, but is low on fuel and ATACMS missiles. Assist combat engineers in constructing a new airstrip for field resupply via C-130.

8:00 pm: Smoke while starting up a D9 combat bulldozer to lay down a flat area for the C-130s to land. Watch sunset.

11:32 pm: Finish construction of airstrip with bulldozer. Proceed to imagine how much damage you could do the base with said bulldozer while backing it onto the HET truck. Mutter obscenities under breath as you're ordered to conduct a nighttime patrol due to possible increased enemy operations in the area.

12:22 pm: Come under fire by enemy mixed armour-mech. infantry platoon. Become genuinely scared for your life and nearly piss yourself, while returning fire. Use last two Javelins to pop a couple T-80Us. Thank the non-existent Yahweh for your luck, then bag a couple burning tankers as they bail out of their vehicles.

12:28 pm: Firefight ends. Take note of minor casualties on your side, with one wounded machine gunner, and a routed enemy mechanised company on the other. Piss on burning tanker who is somehow still alive after being on fire for a good two minutes. Giggle to yourself and kick him in the face, then scream like a girl when your boot goes into his face. Realise he was already dead, and the only reason he was moving was because his tendons were shrinking due to the heat. Smoke to relieve stress.

1:40 am: Have nightmares about that tanker since you kinda fainted after pulling your foot out of his face, wake up with water being sprinkled on your face; which you thought was someone pissing on you. Try to strangle whoever sprinkled water on your face, only to find out they were actually pissing on you. Get laughed at by the rest of your platoon. Feel miserable.

1:55 am: Take your anger out on small desert animals. Skin a desert mouse alive with your M9 bayonet. Cook said mouse with Esbit stove and eat whole.

1:56 am: Get man points from the rest of your squad for eating an intestinal worm infected rat in one bite. Puke your guts up. Get laughed at some more, and lose your previous man points. Watch as rest of the company eats B-rations. Get sick, puke more, then wash your mouth out with your canteen water and go eat.

2:30 am: Wash in the showers with the rest of the guys. Towel slap each other and make gay jokes.

2:45 am: Get forced out of the shower when the division supply unit switches the water to ice cold to save energy. Run out naked and screaming into the rest of the camp, who proceed to laugh horrendously. Feel slightly better that it's not just you being horribly humiliated. Plot to kill the division water treatment unit.

2:50 am: Get dressed and dry. Shiver uncontrollably on your cot, then go piss since you just took a cold shower.

3:20 am: Realise you can't sleep. Try to get on Gelbooru to access furry porn. Silently squeal with joy when you realise you've been unblocked by the MICV commander, who probably felt bad since he got caught masturbating five minutes after you did. Masturbate.

3:30 am: Piss due to masturbation. Sleep.

4:00 am: Back to top.

[Hodari]

6:50AM: Wake Up.
7:00AM: Morning Briefing
7:30AM: Breakfast
7:50AM: Daily Marching Begins
8:50AM: Daily Marching Ends
9:00AM: Daily Base Patrol begins
10:00AM: Daily Patrol Ends
10:10AM: Daily Training Begins
12:00PM: Lunch
1:00PM: Soldiers will be given this time to complete all other assigned tasks given during the morning briefing.
5:00PM: The soldiers work day begins to come to a complete end.
6:00PM: The soldiers get their free time.
8:00PM: Dinner time.
9:00PM: More recreational freetime.
11:00AM: Time to go to bed.

[Phonencia]

4:00 am: Get tossed out of bed by an angry sergeant, get yelled at for five minutes, scramble around for Kel-Tec RFB, have breakfast with squadmates.

4:05 am: Get on board MICV and try to nap while driving.

4:20 am: Get slapped awake just as you're falling asleep and dismount from MICV to continue to first objective.

4:30 am: Reach first objective just outside a heavily fortified trench line. Await new orders. Take piss in the meantime and probably try to get away with masturbating when the sergeant isn't looking.

4:33 am: Conduct night assault operation against fortified enemy perimeter with several 120mm and 81mm mortars. Follow up with a salvo from a 155mm battery just to be safe.

4:50 am: Penetrate first line defences, support flanks with MICVs while armoured forces engage hostile T-72 and T-55Ms. Get bored when enemy infantry start surrendering in droves and decide to take another piss because of all the alcohol drank last night.

5:10 am: Board MICV for another combat march to a second line, supported by newly arrived ATACMS and SADARM rockets from MLRS units. Wake the enemy with a half hour barrage of 155mm GPS-guided shells. Smoke while watching enemy soldiers crawl out of collapsed bunkers through the MICV gunner's TIS.

5:40 am: Conduct assault on secondary trench line, proceed to support flanks against actual, hostile soldiers who are fighting back. Get into a grapple fight with an enemy soldier when they finally decide to conduct a bayonet charge after running out of ammunition; since their munitions had been hit by a 155mm shell ten minutes earlier. Wait for friend to show up and shoot enemy in the back with FAL. Have another smoke.

6:10 am: Another smoke. Watch sunrise.

6:45 am: Board MICV, rest for another two hours as you wait for the remainder of the division to pull up and refuel/resupply.

8:45 am: Get whacked by the back of the head by a Bible thrown from the chaplain for sleeping on duty. Conduct patrol for another hour after that as penance.

9:49 am: Finish patrol, four minutes behind schedule. Get chewed out for pissing while on patrol, and not maintaining litter discipline for throwing a cigarette butt in the desert. Silently plot how to kill the sergeant while he sleeps, then board MICV for a two hour drive to the tertiary objective and first river crossing.

11:32 am: Deploy with the rest of your mech. platoon after coming in contact with hostile armour teams roughly thirty miles from tertiary objective. Use CLU + Javelin missile tube. Laugh as you watch tank crews bail of their burning T-55s since they can't see you through the sandstorm due to their active IR systems. Piss on a burning, dying soldier for the hell of the it.

11:48 am: Deploy with mech. company for assault on tertiary objective. Disrupt enemy tea time with 155mm, 120mm, and 81mm shells, and 30mm autocannon fire. Destroy another T-55M with the Javelin. Start worrying about Javelin supplies since you're now down to two tubes and the MICV hasn't fired a single TOW. Plan on letting the MICV kill enemy tanks from now on since you want to save the Javelin for popping MAD IIIs and IVs.

12:22 am: Kick surrendering enemy commander in the testicles. Piss on his chest while he's down. Have lunch, consisting of MREs that look vaguely like dog food and taste like salt. Piss more since your salt intake has increased. Rest for another two hours while the division catches up.

12:30 am: Notice the unit chaplain is watching you like a paedophile watches kindergarteners at playtime. Play cards to pass time, then go into the MICV to masturbate.

1:10 pm: Get caught by the MICV gunner masturbating to furry porn. Scream like a girl and hide your manparts with your laptop until the gunner leaves. Resume masturbating.

1:28 pm: Finish masturbation. Place extra tube sock back inside your rucksack with your spare helmet covers. Go outside to piss, smoke, and have a couple six packs of beer with the rest of the platoon while waiting for new orders.

3:21 pm: Board MICV to proceed to quaternary objective and set up a supply base about 240 miles inside enemy territory.

6:29 pm: Finish setting up supply base and tents. Go inside tent to masturbate some more with laptop. Scream entirely new obscenities when you find out that the MICV commander has locked you out of the vehicle's wireless access point.

7:57 pm: Division has finished resupplying it's assets, but is low on fuel and ATACMS missiles. Assist combat engineers in constructing a new airstrip for field resupply via C-130.

8:00 pm: Smoke while starting up a D9 combat bulldozer to lay down a flat area for the C-130s to land. Watch sunset.

11:32 pm: Finish construction of airstrip with bulldozer. Proceed to imagine how much damage you could do the base with said bulldozer while backing it onto the HET truck. Mutter obscenities under breath as you're ordered to conduct a nighttime patrol due to possible increased enemy operations in the area.

12:22 pm: Come under fire by enemy mixed armour-mech. infantry platoon. Become genuinely scared for your life and nearly piss yourself, while returning fire. Use last two Javelins to pop a couple T-80Us. Thank the non-existent Yahweh for your luck, then bag a couple burning tankers as they bail out of their vehicles.

12:28 pm: Firefight ends. Take note of minor casualties on your side, with one wounded machine gunner, and a routed enemy mechanised company on the other. Piss on burning tanker who is somehow still alive after being on fire for a good two minutes. Giggle to yourself and kick him in the face, then scream like a girl when your boot goes into his face. Realise he was already dead, and the only reason he was moving was because his tendons were shrinking due to the heat. Smoke to relieve stress.

1:40 am: Have nightmares about that tanker since you kinda fainted after pulling your foot out of his face, wake up with water being sprinkled on your face; which you thought was someone pissing on you. Try to strangle whoever sprinkled water on your face, only to find out they were actually pissing on you. Get laughed at by the rest of your platoon. Feel miserable.

1:55 am: Take your anger out on small desert animals. Skin a desert mouse alive with your M9 bayonet. Cook said mouse with Esbit stove and eat whole.

1:56 am: Get man points from the rest of your squad for eating an intestinal worm infected rat in one bite. Puke your guts up. Get laughed at some more, and lose your previous man points. Watch as rest of the company eats B-rations. Get sick, puke more, then wash your mouth out with your canteen water and go eat.

2:30 am: Wash in the showers with the rest of the guys. Towel slap each other and make gay jokes.

2:45 am: Get forced out of the shower when the division supply unit switches the water to ice cold to save energy. Run out naked and screaming into the rest of the camp, who proceed to laugh horrendously. Feel slightly better that it's not just you being horribly humiliated. Plot to kill the division water treatment unit.

2:50 am: Get dressed and dry. Shiver uncontrollably on your cot, then go piss since you just took a cold shower.

3:20 am: Realise you can't sleep. Try to get on Gelbooru to access furry porn. Silently squeal with joy when you realise you've been unblocked by the MICV commander, who probably felt bad since he got caught masturbating five minutes after you did. Masturbate.

3:30 am: Piss due to masturbation. Sleep.

4:22 am: Get up. Brush teeth, shit, take a piss, and grab your rifle to do morning night patrol; which itself sounds somewhat like an oxymoron.

4:28 am: Mutter about how you gotta fucking masturbate, much to the agreement of your squadmates. Continue patrol. See giant white speck in the distance in NVG monocle. Get the fuck down and try to see what the hell it is.

TO BE CONTINUED!

I worship your awesomeness. next ill do a child commando schedule.





6:00AM get awoken by DI, complain, roll over and go back to sleep
6:00AM get beaten with Cattle Prod by DI until awake.
6:01AM get zapped with cattle prod into the shower
6:02AM shower while being zapped profusely by DI with cattle prod
6:03AM shout surprisingly mature obscenities at DI
6:03AM get beaten with live cattle prod for using swear words
6:04AM get beaten with live cattle prod MORE for swearing at the Drill Instructor
6:08AM get zapped until you are dressed in fatigues
6:10AM do 100 pushups
6:20AM get zapped for stopping to vomit, run around the barracks twice, do 200 pushups
6:40AM do 100 situps
6:50AM do 100 Lunges
7:10AM do 100 jumping jacks
7:30AM get beaten with live cattle prod for stopping to vomit your guts out
7:34AM run four laps around barracks do 200 Jumping Jacks
7:50AM vomit profusely
7:51AM vomit more
7:52AM OH GOD IT HURTS SO MU-BWAAAAAAAAH!
8:00AM finish vomiting
8:01AM run three miles to school
8:30AM learn entire history of roman empire
8:40AM get zapped with Cattle Prod for missing a question
9:00AM run to obstacle course
9:15AM OH GOD! I'M GOING TO DIE ON THIS COURSE!!
9:16AM get zapped with cattle prod for stopping to cry
9:17AM run obstacle course
9:30AM get yelled at and beaten for not finishing sooner
9:45AM Watch as everyone else eats a breakfast fit for an emperor
9:50AM pass out from hunger
10:00AM get zapped awake by DI
10:00AM to 3:00PM firearms practice, attempt to shoot DI, miss terribly, get beaten for missing the shot
3:05PM collapse from exhaustion
3:05PM get zapped onto your feet by DI with cattle prod
3:10PM board APC, try to rest inside,
3:11PM get yelled at by DI for trying to rest
3:11PM do 50 pushups on floor of APC
3:20PM Vomit onto floor of APC
3:20PM get forced to drink Vomit by DI, get zapped by DI until you barf it back up,
3:21PM drink regurgitated vomit
3:23PM Re-vomit vomited vomit
3:30PM hop off APC, squad excerise
3:32PM begin exercise, get shot at by paint guns
3:34PM get hit by paint gun,
3:35PM OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD! I THINK I'M BLEEDING!
3:36PM get zapped by DI with Cattle prod for whining
3:37PM get zapped again for getting shot
3:38PM get zapped some more for provoking DI's Zapification
3:45PM run back to barracks
3:50PM free time
5:00PM run laps around base repeatedly
5:30PM vomit profusely
6:00PM eat dinner so huge you puke again
6:30PM I'M STILL SO HUNGRY!!! slurp vomit because of hunger
7:00PM go to bed
7:20PM frickin rats
7:30PM THE RATS ARE EVERYWHERE!
7:45PM THE RATS ARE EATING MY EYEBALLS!!! OH GOD!!!
7:50PM get zapped awake by DI for screaming in pain, doesn't this freak ever sleep?
7:50PM run laps around base some more
8:00PM get zapped with cattle prod by DI some more
8:01PM doesn't this guy have a hobby?
8:06PM pass out on floor in pool of vomit


the next morning
6:00AM get zapped awake by DI for laying in vomit
6:01AM eat Vomit for fun


watcha think?

[Fatatatutti]

On a long patrol, the first troopers are up before daylight to start breakfast. The night sentries come in to try to get a few minutes sleep before the march.

After breakfast, the main body moves out leaving a detail behind to remove any traces of the camp. When they catch up, they act as a rear guard.

There are usually two morning breaks and then lunch, then two afternoon breaks. On a routine march, the unit will halt at the predetermined daily objective and make camp. On a forced march, they'll continue until dark.

Supper is the main meal of the day, with all members pooling their MREs to make some concoction like perogie-chili lasagna. The evening is spent, if there is any light left, by cleaning and reparing equipment, reading, etc.

-- Gen. Castro-Stalina, 99th Air Cavalry Brigade

[Solyhniya]

6:00 am: Wake up
6:10 am: Roll call
6:30 am: Breakfast
6:32 am: Mess hall gets hit by covert Habajani mortar team
6:33 am: Die

[Tokyoni]

Something like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7LCHidREY

At least in Choseon. xD