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by Osanyia » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:09 pm
Auman wrote:Osanyia is quickly building his street cred. Street cred and IRON backing. Please welcome the space Vietcong to Nationstates, gentlemen.
Auman wrote:I think we can all agree that the Osanyians are going to face the wrath of God. Even if the galaxy burns for it.
by New Dornalia » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:01 pm
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by Orthodox Gnosticism » Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:55 am
New Dornalia wrote:
*cuts to an image of Jock Stabler calling his mom, screaming, "No, mom. She was a woman. Yes, she's lovely. Her names Patty--what? Mom, her vagina is not shaped like an antelope!" before gasping and smiling at the camera*
"Fuck. Not again."
*cleans himself up*
*opening music*
"Hello, I'm Jock Stabler, from HoloNet News's Los Angeles Bureau with our Dispatches From Earth. Here are the stories, from this fabled little planet."
EARTH POLITICAL NEWS
"Apparently, the rumors are true. John F. Kennedy, legendary Earth political figure and assassination victim, has been spotted in Boston, living under the pseudonym Jeff Kay.
The ex-President was apparently discovered working as an employee at Boston Public Library. While writing a book called "Our Difficult World," Mr. Kennedy was discovered by two Harvard journalism students attempting to expose Irish Mob corruption in public services. What they got instead, was a blast from the past.
*cuts to a shaggy looking kid in a Che t-shirt.*
"Yeah, dude. I was jsut trying to interview a source about potential bribery in the basement, when all of a sudden this dude bumps into me and asks, 'Eh? What is this?' in a long Cape Cod voice. We talk about chowder, he's friendly enough, he tells us what we need to know, and then all of a sudden, it hits me. This fucker's JFK!"
Mr. Kennedy was then, in a bizarre series of events, hired by the Colonial Department of State. As he went to Logan Airport to head to Caprica City, he had this to say.
"I must say, your century is a...very strange century. But one which is beset by the same problems that afflicted my time, and afflict all humans through time. I, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, will do his utmost to better all humankind. For as Benjamin Franklin once said, 'We shall all hang together, or hang separately.' This especially goes for my once-rival Richard Nixon. Dick, I want you to remember. Forgive one's enemies, but, remember their names. And I remember Dick very well. I say this because Dick's out there, apparently part of some...Huntarian? Was it? Yeah, Huntarian Empire. If he wants to talk, we should talk. It's been too long."
Mr. Kennedy then proceeded to walk to a waiting car, where several nubile young women were invited to a "serious policy discussion" with Mr. Kennedy. I hope it goes well.
And now, our sponsors.
*cuts to a commercial with an old man walking in a destitute neighborhood.*
"A child is born daily in these slums. Every year, they die due to crime, disease, hunger....you look at this, and it seems you can do nothing."
*The man confronts you.*
"Or can you?"
*cuts to scene of a pile of Goryunov SGM Heavy Machineguns, AKs, Picon pistols, Rocket Launchers, Sten SMGs, ZF-1s and whatnot being handed to to young children*
"Here, at Galactic Firearms Crisis Fund, we here provide firearms to needy children. For just six cents a day, a young child can get the protection he needs."
*cuts to a picture of a kid killing a giant crocodile with the old man nearby.*
"For just six cents a day, he can feed his family."
*cuts to a picture of a kid hitting a robber with the butt of his gun as a little girl cries, with the old man nearby*
"Protect his sister."
*cuts to a kid reenacting the warehouse assault scene from Hard Boiled, shooting up everyone inside with a shotgun that explodes spectacularly as people fly all over the place.*
"Kill the people who murdered his family out of cold blood. You know they deserved it."
*cuts back to the old man who smiles, with a gaggle of kids behind him.*
"So donate now! Remember, just six cents a day can adopt a child and pay for his cleaning supplies and bullets. Six cents a day can save his life. It's not too much on you, and a lot off his shoulders. Or hers. Either way, you can't go wrong giving a kid a chance. Right?"
*The kids in the background raise a gnarly assortment of guns. One even is inside of an AT-AT. They all shout:*
"RIGHT!"
*cuts to title card*
"call 1-900-GUNFUND now."
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