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Konradium
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Fate Of My Citizen In Your Nation?

Postby Konradium » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:20 am

Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.
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Geckoni
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Postby Geckoni » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:21 am

This fad is gonna last a while, I can tell already.
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Bromford
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Bromford » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:26 am

After arriving in Bromford, Mr Swift is kicked in the face for being such an overachieving jerk. While washing his face in an airport bathroom he catches the eye of a flight attendant and has a fifteen minute fling.

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Lackadaisical2
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:27 am

Geckoni wrote:This fad is gonna last a while, I can tell already.

I was thinking of doing my own too... :blush:
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Konradium
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Postby Konradium » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:28 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Geckoni wrote:This fad is gonna last a while, I can tell already.

I was thinking of doing my own too... :blush:


Go for it!
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Lackadaisical2
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:34 am

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.

You just completely contradicted yourself... The boy is sickly underweight, a democratic socialist is in no way supportive of the establishment(not here anyway) and the rest is somewhat frowned upon by the citizenry here.

anyway...

Swift is allowed in based on his use of the English language and already stellar achievements, not to mention assured income, which is of course... untaxed here. Swift has an uneventful, but productive year in Lackadaisical.
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Konradium
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Postby Konradium » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:39 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.

You just completely contradicted yourself... The boy is sickly underweight, a democratic socialist is in no way supportive of the establishment(not here anyway) and the rest is somewhat frowned upon by the citizenry here.

anyway...

Swift is allowed in based on his use of the English language and already stellar achievements, not to mention assured income, which is of course... untaxed here. Swift has an uneventful, but productive year in Lackadaisical.



I agree, he is sickly underweight (I don't work in pounds so I guessed).
He supports the establishment... which in our nation is Democratic Socialist, on it's way to being Socialist, his support is for this progress.
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Sciox
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Postby Sciox » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:41 am

He offered a place at the prestigous Reach University, half of which is paid for by a music scholarship. One night he gets drunk and is photographed in a rather compromising position by the Sciox Iintelligence Service. The SIS promise never to leak the photos into the public eye in return for information he learned from his father. After he gives SIS the information he is trapped, he will be both ruined publicly and branded as a traitor should he ever choose to disobey his new overlords. After he completes his studies he is sent home with orders to begin moving into a career in politics and to place listening devices in his father's office.

I hope he lives up to his classmate's expectations.
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Lackadaisical2
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:42 am

Konradium wrote:I agree, he is sickly underweight (I don't work in pounds so I guessed).

Try something like 170-190 lbs, maybe more if hes particularly muscular/fat.
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Warhaven
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Postby Warhaven » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:45 am

After arriving in the bureaucracy, he finds himself almost overwhelmed by the profound amount of paperwork and assorted data required to leave Skywatch.

With his identification papers in hand, he finds himself drawn to Kessingale University, where he is allowed to use the library, where he finds every scrap of information he could possibly ever want to know for any reason at all for his studies.

His skepticisim leads to a bit of trouble when he comes face to faces with a three headed mage troll. Spending three days with his entire body switched inside out to where all the organs are on the outside, and everything normally outside is inside removes any magic related skepticisim still lingering in his mind.

His high-school vote comes true, when by sheer chance, Bureaucratic law makes Francis uncontested ruler of the entire Bureaucracy for a week, meaning not only does he rule one world, but several worlds, in several dimensions, as well as assorted starbases. Profits in the bureaucracy rise twenty-five percent during his weeklong reign.

About half-way through his year, he meets a an Elf by the name of Conrad, and the pair have a wonderful relationship for the rest of his stay.

At the end of his stay, Francis's athiesm gets put to its ultimate test when he meets Kajeenith, one of the two gods of The Bureaucracy, due solely to Kajeenith's almost fiendish delight in meeting Athiests and attempting to break them of Athiesm.


Afterwards Francis goes home, accompanied by Conrad, with a recording contract worth millions of Darnoks to make music for The Bureaucracy.

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Der Teutoniker
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:52 am

The dwarves of Der Teutoniker do not look terribly kindly on humans. Almost their entire human population consist of farmers on the plains near the Dwarven mountain halls.

Additionally, the dwarves would not at all appreciate the political ambition of this mere human. If he keeps his nose out of the political system, it's possible he could do just fine.
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Castleclose
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Postby Castleclose » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:55 am

He'd be fine. Probably no real change to his day to day life.
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Siuts
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Postby Siuts » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:58 am

He would be welcomed at the border like any other foreigner; with a stamp in his passport, followed by smile from the border patrol officer who utters the words: "Welcome to Suits, enjoy your stay". He'd be then ushered to the changing rooms, while being offered a choice to take off all of his clothes. 99.23% of Suits' population is nudist. Your young friend would stand out in the crowd if he wore cloths.
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Kyuria
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Postby Kyuria » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:03 am

One of three things happens.

First; Someone finds out about his presidency of the Skeptic Society, he is branded and tagged. He is then closely watched for the rest of his life, never allowed an actual job per se,....

Second attempt; By some impossible miracle he worms his way into every day life, and draws huge suspicion. Upon working his way up into any government position, the local loyalist forces would swiftly and silently intercept him at some point. Then he would be hung out side what ever office he was supposed to work in as an example to others.

Third; after being nice and friendly and totally not suspicious, the locals warm up to him. After a while becomes a regular, and is often included in local events. This can often be seen where ever he goes. Eventually, he is accepted as a productive member of society and welcomed to every day life. By the time his last month roles around, he would be offered several prestigious positions, even allowed into government offices with supervision. On his last day, everyone would be sad to see him go, and they send him off with a bang, lots of presents, and a new family that would welcome his return.
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Meridiani Planum
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Postby Meridiani Planum » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:05 am

He would be thought odd for his political views, but his sexual orientation and stance on theism would be perfectly fine. He would have no troubles.
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Knootoss
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Postby Knootoss » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:08 am

Francis Swift would find himself integrating easily into Knootian society, and he would be able to enjoy the gay night life and many sporting activities. There would be boys a-plenty, and he would probably end up with quite a few 'boyfriends' and one night stands. Money makes life easy for him, and he can afford to rent a small but well-decorated apartment in the city centre.

His internship at a Knootian education agency would progress smoothly, with his cosmopolitan colleagues generally helpful in making sure that he finishes his PhD paper (mostly) on time and with a high passing mark. Unfortunately, because his Democratic Socialist ideals shine through in them, his recommendations for improving the egalitarianism in the Knootian education system are mostly ignored.
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Polarex
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Postby Polarex » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:18 am

He would be fine in Polarex. The citizens would think his political views strange and he would be called a "Cocky son of a bitch," because of how he dresses but everything else would be fine. He would be admitted to the University of Technora'al, and have a boring first six months until one day he gets absolutely drunk at a party, throws-up, has sex with a nice girl and gets her pregnant. The father of the girl then goes to the university to kill him, and Francis flees the country the next week.
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Postby Knootoss » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:20 am

Polarex wrote:He would be fine in Polarex. The citizens would think his political views strange and he would be called a "Cocky son of a bitch," because of how he dresses but everything else would be fine. He would be admitted to the University of Technora'al, and have a boring first six months until one day he gets absolutely drunk at a party, throws-up, has sex with a nice girl and gets her pregnant. The father of the girl then goes to the university to kill him, and he flees the country the next week.


OOC: Gay people don't turn straight when they're drunk :<

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Der Teutoniker
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:23 am

Knootoss wrote:OOC: Gay people don't turn straight when they're drunk :<


But, his judgement could be impaired, and he could do something he wouldn't normally do. Amiright? I mean, that never happens with drunkeness.
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Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Knootoss
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Postby Knootoss » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:25 am

OOC: With a girl? Surely not!

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Postby Northern Bavungria » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:28 am

so many people have god modded on this. You cant say what someone else character does !
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:30 am

Konradium wrote:Name: Francis Swift
Age: 21
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 132
Hobbies: Blogging, Keeping up-to-date with current events, Politics, Heading his local Skeptic Society, Playing Guitar and piano (both of which he plays for audiences in their thousands), Sailing, Tennis, Squash and Swimming.
Nationality: Konradi
Race: Caucasian
About: He's a high-end achiever in everything that he does, at age 21, he's already halfway through his PhD in Political Studies. In high school, he was voted "Most likely to head a world government". In many ways, he is the perfect citizen, good genes, good looks, good attitude and believes in the establishment.
Political beliefs: Democratic Socialist
Religious beliefs: Atheist
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Relationship Status: Single
Style of dress: Formal casual
Important Information: He receives money from the Kondradium Government, DK2,000 a month (Darnok = Konradium National Currency), and his father his a top-earning government official.
He would like to stay in your nation for 1 year, to do research for his PhD Thesis.

He's going to perform badly unless he gets a job here unless the government gets permission to fund him that money, which will be disliked by the masses.
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Postby Arumdaum » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:35 am

Since he plays tennis and seems to like politics a lot, dressing in formal clothing, and being a perfect citizen, people would probably try to avoid him.... He wouldn't do really well, although the people at the top might like him. But lots of chicks will probably try to talk to him since he's "OMFG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A GAY BEST FRIEND!" That's about it. If he continues to stay here, he'll probably become some pretty successful dude, unless he gets changed by the environment in Arumdaum and the people here.
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Der Teutoniker
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:20 am

Knootoss wrote:OOC: With a girl? Surely not!


Why so sure?
South Lorenya wrote:occasionally we get someone who has a rap sheet longer than Jormungandr

Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Der Teutoniker
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:23 am

Northern Bavungria wrote:so many people have god modded on this. You cant say what someone else character does !


It's describing the likely scenario. This isn't really an RP, so much as a "what if". Not really godmodding.
South Lorenya wrote:occasionally we get someone who has a rap sheet longer than Jormungandr

Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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