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Don't Burn That Koran, demand a Huge Ransom "or Else"!

Postby You-Gi-Owe » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:00 pm

Here's my solution to the whole "International Burn a Koran Day" fiasco:

What is more important to muslims, that their holy book shouldn't be destroyed-disgraced, or their money?

Back in the era of Thomas Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates, the muslims wanted money in exchange for captured American sailors. Jefferson decided to strike the muslims militarily. Radical muslims already capture and kill American targets of opportunity, so I don't think we need to worry about the Saudi navy.

Let's ransom The Koran, or Else!
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Postby Zephie » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:01 pm

OR they can all put on armor and equip themselves with weapons, then battle it out crusades style.
The muslims won I think, well at least that's how it goes in the movie Kingdom of Heaven.
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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:02 pm

Let's ransom the Qur'an? Wha.....I.....

ow...my brain.....

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Postby Abdju » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:03 pm

WTF?

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Postby Brewdomia » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:03 pm

I think we should auction off catholic churches to keep little boys safe.

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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:04 pm

Abdju wrote:WTF?


Apparently he wants to hold the Qur'an, a book that you can buy online and maybe your local bookstore ransom......I don't get it either, but....yea....there ya have it.

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Postby Thevenin » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:04 pm

While we're at it, let's carpet bomb the middle east with ham sandwiches.

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Postby Innis-Gunn » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:04 pm

Brewdomia wrote:I think we should auction off catholic churches to keep little boys safe.


I'm actually kind of behind this one

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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:05 pm

Thevenin wrote:While we're at it, let's carpet bomb the middle east with ham sandwiches.


I am convince that bacon will somehow lead us to world peace. Either that or beer.

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Postby Texina » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:05 pm

Money-wise, I personally would take my money. But a lot of people out there really love there Qu'ran. I say what we do, if you really want to burn it, is you burn them, but don't tell anyone! What they don't know won't hurt them.
It's the absolute truth in this case. If a few radicals want to burn the Koran, be their guest. Just don't do it in front of them muzlims.

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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:06 pm

Innis-Gunn wrote:
Brewdomia wrote:I think we should auction off catholic churches to keep little boys safe.


I'm actually kind of behind this one


It is kind of funny how one of the richest religious organization in the world has a "vow of poverty" for it's priests.

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Postby Ifreann » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:08 pm

I'm sure Islam's collective response will be a polite "Go fuck yourself".
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:08 pm

My concern isn't the Muslims who don't want their holy book burnt by some backwoods attention whoring dipshit and his dipshit supporters tacit or otherwise, it's that I don't want them to burn the Muslim holy book because by association it makes me look like a backwoods attention whoring dipshit.

If you all want to have a fight over whose imaginary friend is the bestest, fine. Just try and leave the rest of us out of it.
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Postby Thevenin » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:08 pm

I got it. We change the official spelling from "Muslim" to "Moslem" They hate that!

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Postby You-Gi-Owe » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:09 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Thevenin wrote:While we're at it, let's carpet bomb the middle east with ham sandwiches.

I am convince that bacon will somehow lead us to world peace. Either that or beer.

How very anti-Islamic of you! Not that I don't enjoy the occassional bacon or beer.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:10 pm

Thevenin wrote:I got it. We change the official spelling from "Muslim" to "Moslem" They hate that!

Oh, and grossly exaggerate a religious dietary practice and pretend it's like garlic to a vampire!
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Postby You-Gi-Owe » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:14 pm

Ifreann wrote:I'm sure Islam's collective response will be a polite "Go fuck yourself".

And I would say that if they don't want to save their books when they could, then they are in part to blame if those books are burnt.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:19 pm

Wilgrove wrote:I am convince that bacon will somehow lead us to world peace. Either that or beer.


I'm convinced that the reason for Islamic aggression towards the west is the lack of beer.
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Postby City of Norfolk » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:24 pm

Zephie wrote:OR they can all put on armor and equip themselves with weapons, then battle it out crusades style.
The muslims won I think, well at least that's how it goes in the movie Kingdom of Heaven.

That was when Chivalry was still alive however. If only warfare could be waged with the same honor these days...

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Postby The Future Kingdom » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:27 pm

Lets blow up Mecca and Medinia LOL

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Postby Sdaeriji » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:27 pm

You-Gi-Owe wrote:Here's my solution to the whole "International Burn a Koran Day" fiasco:

What is more important to muslims, that their holy book shouldn't be destroyed-disgraced, or their money?

Back in the era of Thomas Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates, the muslims wanted money in exchange for captured American sailors. Jefferson decided to strike the muslims militarily. Radical muslims already capture and kill American targets of opportunity, so I don't think we need to worry about the Saudi navy.

Let's ransom The Koran, or Else!


Looks like we can put the word "ransom" on the list of words you've sexually violated in your time here. Soon there won't be a word left in the English language that doesn't know your abusive touch.
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Postby Georgism » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:27 pm

You-Gi-Owe wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I'm sure Islam's collective response will be a polite "Go fuck yourself".

And I would say that if they don't want to save their books when they could, then they are in part to blame if those books are burnt.

Not really, no.
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Postby You-Gi-Owe » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:31 pm

I was listening to an interview of the Imam behind the "ground zero mosque", on the radio.

He was asked if Terry Jones had the right to burn the Koran, the hypocrite actually said that Jones ought to be considerate of others' sensibilities.
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Postby Call to power » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:34 pm

You-Gi-Owe wrote:Back in the era of Thomas Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates, the muslims wanted money in exchange for captured American sailors. Jefferson decided to strike the muslims militarily.


so what your going to do is advocate an idea already proven wrong? I like how your threads have such consistency :)

You-Gi-Owe wrote:Radical muslims already capture and kill American targets of opportunity, so I don't think we need to worry about the Saudi navy.


however what about all those peaceful Muslims, librarians and environmentalists who may take offence to threats...also they wouldn't pay

Thevenin wrote:While we're at it, let's carpet bomb the middle east with ham sandwiches.


its always odd how far Americans have taken this, its like they have never seen a Muslim before or gotten drunk with one

Wilgrove wrote:It is kind of funny how one of the richest religious organization in the world has a "vow of poverty" for it's priests.


only the catholic church made public its financial records so as to pre-emptively call you silly
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:39 pm

You-Gi-Owe wrote:
Ifreann wrote:I'm sure Islam's collective response will be a polite "Go fuck yourself".

And I would say that if they don't want to save their books when they could, then they are in part to blame if those books are burnt.

What a load of horse dick. "Hey guys, let's, like, blackmail Muslims. It's win win, either we get money out of it, or we get to burn the Qu'ran and blame it on them, because they didn't pay us!". Yeah, you got us, chief, we're all fooled.
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