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Lindahltopia (Ancient)
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New coming elves

Postby Lindahltopia (Ancient) » Thu May 14, 2009 7:36 pm

We here in Lindahltopia have found elves. since we are a welcoming nation we welcome these elves. I have brought in a elf to represent the creatures. My nation leaders are now (me the king Grant the green martion,Doop my elf represenative-right hand man,Nickeem the humin represenative.We now have a nation of martions,elves and humes. I am proud to welcome these elves and any other civilizations.

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Re: New coming elves

Postby Crimmond » Thu May 14, 2009 7:46 pm

Uh... good luck with that?
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Re: New coming elves

Postby Cheztope » Thu May 14, 2009 7:50 pm

Haha! yeah, really. WTF? Elves? Let's just stick with humans

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Re: New coming elves

Postby Golugan » Thu May 14, 2009 7:53 pm

This sort of thing belongs in one of the roleplay forums, more likely Nationstates than International Incidents.

As a nation composed entirely of elves, save for a minority of pet humans, I find this reaction as though elves are lesser creatures to be paraded about as amusing.
In the old days, when RP was active, MT nations had elves. I'm going to try to revive quality RP by bringing elves back to MT. Of course, these elves are going to be sociopaths that view humans as animals, but that's the sort of conflict that helps drive a story. Oh, and the child-nappings.

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Re: New coming elves

Postby Vojvodina-Nihon » Thu May 14, 2009 7:53 pm

Elf! It's what's for dinner!

E: Also, there are Vojvodina-Nihonian elves. They consider humans to be a sort of lower animal, in intelligence somewhere between crows and rabbits. They treat other elves as equals, so they might talk to them diplomatically, or they might wage wars of extermination against them. For associating with humans like that, it'd probably be the wars of extermination. Or maybe just ridicule. Depends on who's sending out the carrier ravens that day.
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Re: New coming elves

Postby Golugan » Thu May 14, 2009 8:07 pm

Vojvodina-Nihon wrote:For associating with humans like that, it'd probably be the wars of extermination. Or maybe just ridicule.
For Golugan, it'd be abducting the children so they aren't raised human. Or, if they still consider themselves superior to humans and just coexisting with them, we'd call them sex fiends or morally confused.
In the old days, when RP was active, MT nations had elves. I'm going to try to revive quality RP by bringing elves back to MT. Of course, these elves are going to be sociopaths that view humans as animals, but that's the sort of conflict that helps drive a story. Oh, and the child-nappings.

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Tired Goblins
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Re: New coming elves

Postby Tired Goblins » Thu May 14, 2009 8:09 pm

Although goblins are dominant in my nation, there are also elves. They have often been our allies against the evil humans.

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Assuran
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Re: New coming elves

Postby Assuran » Thu May 14, 2009 8:24 pm

It's a bit unusual to see goblins allied with elves, isn't it? I always thought they'd be more inclined to ally with humans, seeing as they share the same vices.

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Re: New coming elves

Postby Hryvatia » Fri May 15, 2009 9:36 am

This guy reminds me of Squirrelking of Half-Life 2 infamy.
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Re: New coming elves

Postby Ordo Drakul » Sat May 16, 2009 7:35 am

The muri of my nation are trolls, but we have our own elves-plant symbiotes we dine on regularily, though the Black Elves-fungus symbiotes-have an ancient alliance with us and are accorded full citizenship.

However, as we of the muri have a grudging respect for the Elder Races in dealing with the Young Races, we wish your elves luck...


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