Lyrics of the song, Perfect Nation
English
Yuni
Soon, he yelled, "Lā ʼLh ʼLā al-Lh ، Mḩmd Rswl al-Lh Wʻbd al-Mqtdr ، Hw Ābn al-Lh! al-ʼSlām Yʻysh Ţwylā!" Yunikara finally is sovereign.

by Yunikara » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:29 pm

by Osthia » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:48 pm

by Yunikara » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:56 pm

by Osthia » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:07 pm

by Yunikara » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:17 pm

by Ceannairceach » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:17 pm

by Reformed Britannia » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:18 pm


by Iohann » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:20 pm

by Grasmere » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:24 pm
Ah hah hah, lies my friend. What brought the Germans forward to almost pure domination of europe? Their "pathetic" technologies. We base many of our attacks and strategies upon WWII and WWI ways of fighting.
Well congrats then. Your armies will last about an hour in a modern battlefield.

by Mediterreania » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:32 pm

by Yunikara » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:34 pm

by New high charity 24 » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:42 pm

Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.
Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Chocolate Jesus™Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.

by Yunikara » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:26 pm

by Unicario » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:35 pm

by Ceannairceach » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:42 pm
Yunikara wrote:Immediately, they sent an official communique to all nations.
OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE
To: The International Community
From: Emir Abdul-Muqtadir
We separated from Osthia because they were oppressing us. They claimed they have freedom of speech, freedom of religion, etc... In reality, they lied, and actually oppressed our way of life, speech and religion, so we had no choice but to engage in a War of Independence and after 35 years, we won. Recognize our nation and Allah shall pay you. If not, your nation shall be risked with terrorism on your hands and your leader will be sent to Hell by Allah.
Signed,
Abdul-Muqtadir Hamdan
Emir of Yunikara, Son of Allah, Sovereign of the Order of Allah, Glorious Leader, Dear Leader and Protector of Osthia

by Unicario » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:45 pm


by Yunikara » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:52 pm

by Unilisia » Fri Aug 27, 2010 6:58 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Huntertopia » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:05 pm


by Unicario » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:12 pm
Yunikara wrote:Soon, the Emir of Yunikara decided on a top-secret plan called Project Osthian Idiot, to send anthrax letters to those that do not support him and his regime. Soon, letters with "DEATH TO ALL NON-MUSLIMS," were contaminated with anthrax and were sent inside parcels directed to the leaders of every nation, and soon, the first one was shipped out to Markus Lindon, the Grand Chancellor of Ceannairceach complete with Osthian stamps, so when he dies, they would blame Osthia for this anthrax attack and would therefore, switch sides to Yunikara. Outside of the box, a stick-it note said, "Open me."


by Yunikara » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:25 pm

by Unicario » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:28 pm
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