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Saevitian Archipelago
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Manifest Destiny

Postby Saevitian Archipelago » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:03 pm

They're All Dead

It is estimated that there are about three hundred million television sets in the Saevitian Archipelago. This is an awful lot considering the expense of installing receiving stations on some of the smaller islands, and the small scope of the CSSA's private space programs. Therefore, politicians, in their memoirs, and journalists, in their articles, like to claim that an important media event was received by three hundred million television sets, despite the obvious inaccuracy of this. By contrast, Iapetus Varaínn -- Crown Secretary of Defence -- was well aware that only a tiny fraction of those television sets were ever generally tuned to the official government messages channel, and very few of the people looking at those television sets were paying close enough attention to understand the implications.

Thus, when -- at midday on a workday, more or less concurrently with the world hockey tournament and several popular if rather cultish television shows -- he had the message broadcasted, Varaínn had no illusions that Saevitia would be watching with bated breath. In fact, he rather preferred it the other way. The story wasn't broadcasted to the international networks, largely because Varaínn didn't feel they would care, and whatever journalists were interested would be able to dig it up on their own. He had better things to worry about, anyway.

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The island was vast for its population, which had numbered no more than five hundred, most of them occupying immense estates separated from one another by five or ten or fifteen miles. Nevertheless, it maintained in its southern extremity a small agglomeration, perhaps thirty houses, inhabited by eighty individuals; and this cluster, too small to be a village or hamlet, was nonetheless wealthy enough and active enough that the island was practically self-sufficient. There was farmland; there was a port; there was a hydroelectric generator; there was an airfield and a network of roads. The island, Patka, was independent of any nation and thus a tax haven, so in the small town there was a bank wherein millions of dollars were invested secure from the vicissitudes of governmental interference, and the singular warehouse along its harbor's embankment held shipments of drugs and weapons that were illegal in many places where governments hold sway.

The island was within Saevitia's sphere of influence but far outside its territorial waters. Its inhabitants, moreover, were mainly foreigners, wealthy ones from an assortment of different countries.

Five nautical miles off the island there was a destroyer, a pair of destroyer escorts and two troop transports. Docked at the harbor were the six LCACs, having ferried the entire complement of the transports ashore in the early hours of the morning. Through the streets of the municipality the marines patrolled idly, ensuring that no survivors remained in the area before they departed to comb over the forests and valleys for insurrectionists. The day had been short as yet, but eventful, and would become more so before evening.

A Saevitian flag had been raised over the warehouse to indicate the annexation, and within a group of prisoners huddled, awaiting extradition or execution -- whatever suited the commander's whim. Marines, meanwhile, raided the building to destroy everything not permissible within Saevitian borders, as this island now fell within those borders and even members of the military could be slapped with drug possession charges. Occasionally a distant roar became audible and then faded away again as another flight of strike fighters ran CAP.

Technically, there was no international law to ban annexation of random islands; and nobody had claimed this one before, presumably because it sat so close to one of the CSSA's major shipping routes and seizing it could be taken as a threat to Saevitia. The only people who would have reason to complain were the inhabitants of the island. And they couldn't; they were all dead.

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Re: Manifest Destiny

Postby Lucifeles » Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:22 pm

The Hell Princess grinned. "They are all dead, Neiferia?"

Councillor Lady Neiferia Dread, a middle-aged priestess of the Church, was a depressed sociopath; despite this, she was rather intelligent. She sipped her wine, before replying, her rather withered hands holding a few A4 pages. "Yes, Your Infernal Majesty, they are all dead. Get over it; celebrate it, do whatever you like. Isn't that just fantastic?" She shot a stern, angered glance at the Hell Princess, now in hysterics as it was confirmed all the natives of that small little island had been brutally slaughtered by a foreign power.

"Hah! That's fantastic! Brutal but effective; cunning as well. Who are these people, Neiferia?" grinned the Hell Princess, barely containing her laughter for a moment. So mentally destroyed, Neiferia thought before speaking again. "Saevatia, an archipelago ruled by a monarchy; we know little more." She shot another glance at the Hell Princess - Seria Blackfire, that is - as the latter nearly spilt her wine. Nearly.

"Congratulate them for that; that's brilliant, Satan is smiling upon them! Offer a diplomatic meeting, send a communication-"

For the first time in her life, the Hell Princess of the Satanist Kingdom was literally rolling on the floor, laughing hysterically.

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To: Saevatian government.
From: Her Infernal Majesty Hell Princess Seria Blackfire.
Subject: Issue of support: Annexation of Patka.

Dear members of the Saevatian government,

The Satanic Kingdom wishes to pledge its upmost support in regards to your annexation of the island of Patka. National security should be the upmost priority of any nation, and Patka could strike Saevatia at a moment's notice, perhaps destroying one of your nation's military/merchant ships, or attacking your nation in any other way. Patka will undoubtly thrive under your rule; as the rest of your nation does already. We support your actions and hope to establish a current of diplomacy with Saevatia very soon.

Yours Sincerely,
Her Infernal Majesty Hell Princess Seria Blackfire I.

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Re: Manifest Destiny

Postby Saevitian Archipelago » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:50 pm

For Your Eyes Only

The announcement hadn't passed as unnoticed as Varaínn had hoped. It had been a simple and nondescript message, little more than "On this third day of July, year of our lord two thousand and nine, Patka's ours now" -- and yet some foreign journalist had caught it and published a short piece that was scarcely better than op-ed, containing phrases like "blatant act of imperialism" and "who could be next?" and "officials refused to comment". Varaínn's eyes narrowed as he read it, which, to his Permanent Undersecretary, was never a good sign.

At length the Secretary of Defense handed the paper back. "Very interesting, Maior," said he, in a tone that indicated he was not particularly interested. "I am sure, however, that it is far more interesting to conspiracy theorists than to national leaders."

Maior Penders said smoothly: "Of course, sir." He coughed. "Karajan indicates he received a communication regarding the Patka Project, from a foreign government."

"Oh really. What did it say?"

"I'm not sure, sir. His Undersecretary was under the impression it was meant to be considered satirical, and Karajan sent a polite but short letter back. We thank you for your support, if you wish to open more formal diplomatic relations, please contact so-and-so."

"I don't believe it will be of consequence, Maior." Varaínn hooked his thumbs into his belt and stared into space. "None at all."

"You may be right, sir," murmured Penders.

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The first group of ships arrived about a week after the military had. Slicing through the chilly mists they formed immense dull shapes against the dawn, barely visible if the men going ashore turned back to look at them. Civil engineers and scientists and agriculturists and geographers and many others made up this first expedition; their tasks were equally manifold. They were to map the island, test the soil and water, mark sites suitable for farming and building and diverting water. On their heads would be the important decisions: whether the island was flat enough to build canals, as was common throughout the major Saevitian islands, or whether it was mountainous enough to require the building of roads and the importing of cars or of the metals and rubber necessary to build cars; which sites should be developed, which sites should be left alone as nature refuges or parks.

This was also to be the only expedition; the only one consisting entirely of Saevitians. For colonizing an island -- especially one capable of supporting a hundred thousand people, but with the infrastructure in place suitable for only five hundred -- is expensive, and the CSSA has not the cash to spare. Instead it is investing in a substantially cheaper advertising campaign.

For seventy-five percent of the profits, anyone can colonize Patka; hotels, restaurants, houses, schools, hospitals, roads, industry, airlines, whatever comes to mind. For the island has the makings of a great resort town. Both warmed and cooled by a continual stream of air that does not touch upon Saevitia itself, in summer its palm-lined beaches are inviting, in winter its snow-capped mountains suggest ski slopes. The twenty-five percent of the profits that goes to the Saevitian government will be hardly missed with the kinds of opportunities available and the money that can be made. And, when the scent of money's in the air, people don't ask too many questions -- questions like "but who lived there before you annexed it?". After all, that's not important. They aren't important, even though they were wealthy and some of them were business owners or athletes or movie stars; for their money may have been left to charity, their subordinates may have been left in charge, they may have been past their best work anyway. What's important is the future.

The advertisements are discreetly placed, but unmistakable; they are in places one ordinarily doesn't see advertisements, which is why they draw the attention. Some of them are even personal e-mails, the cc field left empty. For your eyes only.

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Re: Manifest Destiny

Postby Allied Governments » Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:56 pm

The Federation would like to build a sweat shop on Pakta, where we shall make the finest lingerie and edible boxers in all the land.
[SHOCKING] Woman dragged by coffee cup into the MANDRILL MAZE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdllAAHq-WA


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