Description: Nearly all of the allies of @@NAME@@, and even some of its adversaries, have transitioned en masse to standardizing the new 5.65x54mm cartridge (called the Fury), a firearm caliber, in their militaries. With @@NAME@@ being left out of the party, still mainly using the 7.26x49mm cartridge (called the Blackfield), your office has been jammed by a magazine of military officials, arms manufacturers, and veterans.
1a: “This is long overdue,” remarks @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, Chief of Staff of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ army, who suspiciously has various connections to the arms manufacturing industry. “We should have begun switching to the Fury a decade ago, but we’ve been clinging onto the Blackfield for the past hundred years! The advantages are undeniable; the Fury is lighter and more compact than the Blackfield, meaning our servicemen can show our enemies more lead while getting less kickback from each shot, and using the same bullets as our allies will make logistics planning a breeze since we'll be able to exchange ammo with each other—or perhaps we could even plunder our enemies!" As he brandishes an assault rifle in the air, he cries, "Authorize the switch to the Fury!"
Effect: Soldiers in joint military bases can often be overheard arguing over who stole their ammunition
1b: “This is long overdue,” remarks @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, Chief of Staff of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ army. “We should have begun switching to the Fury a decade ago, but we’ve been clinging onto the Blackfield for the past hundred years! The advantages are undeniable; the Fury is lighter and more compact than the Blackfield, meaning our servicemen can show our enemies more lead while getting less kickback from each shot, and using the same bullets as our allies will make logistics planning a breeze since we'll be able to exchange ammo with each other—or perhaps we could even plunder our enemies!" As he brandishes an assault rifle in the air, he cries, "Authorize the switch to the Fury!"
Effect: Soldiers in joint military bases can often be overheard arguing over who stole their ammunition
2a: “Having outdated ammunition is the least of our problems!” cries @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, who is even more suspiciously the CEO of Marheed Buren, the largest arms company in @@NAME@@. “Blackacre is already experimenting with AI-guided bullets and undetectable stealth bombers, meanwhile, most of our inventory is old and outdated! How can we call ourselves a modern military when we don't even have access to night vision technologies? Our armed forces are in desperate need of some modernization—sign this contract here. We’ll give you the cutting edge in military tech. Think about it; railgun tanks, augmented supersoldiers touting exoskeletons, and hypersonic bombers...“ He drools at his fantasies, with a drop of his slobber falling onto the paper.
Effect: Military scientists are rumored to use sci-fi literature as inspiration for their next projects
Validity: Must be capitalist
Must have low scientific advancement
2b: “Having outdated ammunition is the least of our problems!” cries @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, the head of the Bureau of Military Science and Arms Manufacturing (BMSAM). “Blackacre is already experimenting with AI-guided bullets and undetectable stealth bombers, meanwhile, most of our inventory is old and outdated! How can we call ourselves a modern military when we don't even have access to night vision technologies? Our armed forces are in desperate need of some modernization—authorize a generous increase in the BMSAM’s budget and we’ll give you the cutting edge in military tech. Think about it; railgun tanks, augmented supersoldiers touting exoskeletons, and hypersonic bombers...“ He drools at his fantasies, with a drop of his slobber falling onto your floor.
Effect: Military scientists are rumored to use sci-fi literature as inspiration for their next projects
Validity: Must be socialist
Must have low scientific advancement
3: “UGH!” loudly groans @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, an infamous @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ ultra-nationalist, conservative, and dishonorably discharged veteran. “Why do we always have to give in to our peer-pressuring ‘allies’ like the United Federation? No... not this time, this time, we won't suck up to them! The Blackfield has been in service by us for a hundred years because it GETS THE JOB DONE! So what if it’s not the most ‘optimal’ or ‘logistically viable’, whatever those fancy words mean? The Blackfield is a part of our national identity—our fathers and grandfathers have used it to defend our homeland. Dismissing it would be erasing a part of our glorious culture and history! Keep the Blackfield and cut military ties with our so-called 'allies', we can't let them keep getting away with meddling with our heritage!"
Effect: The armed forces still use cannons and muskets as they are cited as symbols of national heritage
4: After dismissing everyone from your office, you scour your mailbox and find a letter from your 6-year-old niece. Written next to a unicorn drawing that spans half of the paper, it reads, “DEAR uncle, why do we hav to use guns? my teachers told me that you shouD never be mean and always kinD. why are we bullying other cuntries? And guns are realy scaray. Wee shouD ban all guns and give all the cuntries candy so we wil be kind to every boDy. I will tell Ms. @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ on you ef you Dont!”
Effect: The @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ armed forces is the first military to use obesity as a weapon of war
Validity: Must have public education
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Issue validity: Must have a weak or decent military