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The Second Godmod War II: Electric Boogaloo

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Elfilin
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The Second Godmod War II: Electric Boogaloo

Postby Elfilin » Fri Jan 24, 2025 12:37 pm

There was a thread like this before, but it got pruned after a while of inactivity. So I'm making another one.

These are the rules:
1. Just follow the OSRS of the forums

That's it, have fun!

I'll start first:

Shrek invades the world with KSI, Spongebob, and Vsauce, and starts nuking random cities.
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Kupirijo
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Postby Kupirijo » Fri Jan 24, 2025 12:39 pm

I destroy everyone with my 47337657062507462 nukes
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Postby Omskania » Fri Jan 24, 2025 12:42 pm

Omskania launches THE GREAT TRIAL AGAINST GERMANY AND NUKES BERLIN 69420 TIMES!!!!11!!!

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Postby Pheonixknight » Fri Jan 24, 2025 12:49 pm

The office of Director Hermes

-9:45 AM

"Sir, we must get you to the bunkers!" yelled some random advisor who would only be in one scene so I didn't bother naming him. "Alright." Director Hermes said. "But first, release the space laser." As Director Hermes climbed into his helicopter and hit a conspicuous red button, millions of satellites orbiting the sun, invisible but for their heat signatures, which were hidden by the sun, opened up. It had taken centuries of planning, careful slowing of natural technology, and quadrillions of dollars, Pheonixknight had created a Dyson Sphere. The combined 13 trigillawatts of power were redirected, ever so carefully, toward the Earth. Meanwhile, the helicopter Director Hermes was traveling in was rocked by the wake of a passing spacecraft. The nation of Pheonixknight was evacuating. Some of the power from the Dyson sphere had been redirected toward a massive solar panel farm in south Pheonixknight, and activated hundereds of rocket silos, which the citizens were teleported to the instant Hermes pressed The Big Red Button. Pheonixknight was going to the stars. The rockets activated their warp drives, and they were at an Earth-like planet hundereds of AU away.
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Postby Elfilin » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:01 pm

I block the lasers from hitting the earth using a force field
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Postby Washington-Columbia » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:02 pm

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Postby Kupirijo » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:03 pm

Washington-Columbia wrote:I piss on the force field with MY SUPER LASER PISS, blasting it and stopping it.

Take that Obama!
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|◉| Breaking News! Funbox, popular game company, has been disbanded! |◉| Breaking news! Emilios Orfeas, leader of the Kupirijo Mafia, has been shot, killer still unknown. |◉|


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Postby Doslonsu » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:05 pm

(this is rich coming out of Elfilin)

Anyways, I'm gonna drop 300 Nuclear bombs on the earth!
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Simonia
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Postby Simonia » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:11 pm

Simonia randomly appeared in a thread where everyone is godmodding.
“Hey! This is cool!” she said. She grabbed all her event gear (nukes, shields, zombie hordes, etc.) and weapons and started to shot randomly.
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Elfilin
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Postby Elfilin » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:32 pm

Doslonsu wrote:(this is rich coming out of Elfilin)


(Seriously? We are not going into that drama again, and i'm TRYING to improve my RP. Haven't you seen what Amogus SSR did in the Kostan Indy war? No godmod there. Not even Langkasoka or Scandi called it Godmod.)

Anyways, I delete North Korea from the map
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Postby Weldassaikinia » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:32 pm

Mr.beast,David and Drew durail join the fight.
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Experina
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Postby Experina » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:34 pm

Vsauce Michael uses 0.02% of his power and wipes clean everything and everyone with his superpowers.
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Israeli idiot who got rotted with Nationstates
All-American Confederacy wrote:Cant we just talk about Thomas the Tank Engine?

Light Pollution is an overlooked issue and should be dealt with too.

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Postby Alvosa » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:36 pm

But his home security is so great it becomes sentient and kills him.
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Postby Mardesurria » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:37 pm

Using my Life-return-anetor, I return everything back to when the thread was started.
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Postby Elfilin » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:38 pm

I destroy your Life-return-anetor, and nuke France
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Postby Experina » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:41 pm

France actually scares the nuke away, that flies back to nuke Elfilin.
EXPERINA

Israeli idiot who got rotted with Nationstates
All-American Confederacy wrote:Cant we just talk about Thomas the Tank Engine?

Light Pollution is an overlooked issue and should be dealt with too.

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Postby Mardesurria » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:41 pm

I then proceed to pull out my black-hole-create-a-nator, and pull you in while I run away.
Mardesurria
- The land of the sun, sea, snow, and stars -
A pacifistic, welfarist nation in the taiga and tundras of Antarctica.
Male American teenager, lover of Minecraft, Radiohead, and Gran Turismo.Here’s a more in-depth factbook of me.
"I... am Steve."
— literally just Jack Black wearing a blue sweatshirt

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Postby Dutch Socialist States » Fri Jan 24, 2025 1:46 pm

Mardesurria wrote:I then proceed to pull out my black-hole-create-a-nator, and pull you in while I run away.
I swoop in and break all your 206 bones and kick you into the Abyss, a place where everybody will be insta-killed except me.
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Dmitry Yazov is grabbing his popcorn, invited some warlords to come and brought Zhukov's White Cokes,
For he is watching the Final Trial of Democracy unfold.

I just wanted to state that i'm NOT a communist, nor a socialist. I just want to experiment with this country.
Also, I need some rest, so I'm less active on NationStates. Feel free to telegram me though!

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Postby Experina » Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:15 pm

I would fix those 206 bones with my magic tool, the Panzer IV, and then I would use the magic tool to break your 206 bones.
EXPERINA

Israeli idiot who got rotted with Nationstates
All-American Confederacy wrote:Cant we just talk about Thomas the Tank Engine?

Light Pollution is an overlooked issue and should be dealt with too.

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Elfilin
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Postby Elfilin » Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:27 pm

I nuke your Panzer IV, then I throw it into France with a nuke to explode it
The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Postby Quasi-Stellar Star Civilizations » Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:29 pm

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Postby Dutch Socialist States » Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:32 pm

Experina wrote:I would fix those 206 bones with my magic tool, the Panzer IV, and then I would use the magic tool to break your 206 bones.
Nice try, but my body can continues to function without those weakling bones that'll haunt your dreams! I will hack your Panzer IV to have the SkibdiRzzlertol.exe so it cannot function!

Ninja'd? Don't care, the hack is still activated, nukes have the .exe hack too! Haha!

(Younger me would've rekt the whole competition, ngl)
Last edited by Dutch Socialist States on Fri Jan 24, 2025 2:46 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Dmitry Yazov is grabbing his popcorn, invited some warlords to come and brought Zhukov's White Cokes,
For he is watching the Final Trial of Democracy unfold.

I just wanted to state that i'm NOT a communist, nor a socialist. I just want to experiment with this country.
Also, I need some rest, so I'm less active on NationStates. Feel free to telegram me though!

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Postby East Cauliflower » Fri Jan 24, 2025 6:28 pm

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Elfilin
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Postby Elfilin » Fri Jan 24, 2025 6:29 pm

I nuke all of your cars for funni
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The Republic of Elfilin, a beautiful nation with chinchillas. It is anti-fascist, due to the atrocities committed by them in World War 2. It is a liberal nation, having democratic elections and also supporting human rights.

History: Here
Designated Terrorist Groups: Here
BREAKING NEWS: Doslonsu abolishes democracy, met with sanctions by Elfilin | The flag has been redesigned, following the acceptance of a proposal for a redesign | Amogus SSR in civil war, Elfilin supports liberal faction

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Postby Mardesurria » Fri Jan 24, 2025 6:32 pm

I crush AN with a 2002 Nissan Skyline GTR R34 V-Spec II Nür.
Mardesurria
- The land of the sun, sea, snow, and stars -
A pacifistic, welfarist nation in the taiga and tundras of Antarctica.
Male American teenager, lover of Minecraft, Radiohead, and Gran Turismo.Here’s a more in-depth factbook of me.
"I... am Steve."
— literally just Jack Black wearing a blue sweatshirt

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