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Jorsania
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Could your dad beat AN's chosen character

Postby Jorsania » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:31 pm

Its simple, could your dad beat AN's chosen character
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Evil Jorsania
Goku

Jorsania
Goku solos fr my dad couldn't beat him

WT crew-member

Cringey Jorsania
Yeah i think my dad could beat one

And so on and so forth
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I'm guessing UCP would probably pick Max Barry in which case my dad wins

BU your dad has to fight Monika
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Postby Park0ur Civilization » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:45 pm

Is she still in-game? Yeah. He could literally just smash the computer.

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Postby The Galactic Authority of Progress » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:47 pm

NO.

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Postby Grandocantorica » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:49 pm

no.

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Postby 00-ARIA » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:52 pm

I hope not; it'd be funny.

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Postby Vastiuq » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:06 pm

I honestly think he would have a decent shot lol




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Postby Jorsania » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:15 pm

Hell naw T-T


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Postby Kasdados » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:17 pm

Nope. Steve can life incomprehensible amounts of weight.

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Postby Vastiuq » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:19 pm

Yeah heck nah


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Postby The Indios Bravos » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:20 pm

My dad would get tired easily but one punch and it's over.

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Postby Simonia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:22 pm

Probably not.
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Postby Jorsania » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:23 pm

I'm pretty sure Jessie is only 5'11'', my dad is a 6'3'' former bouncer. He'd kick his ass
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Postby Japanese-Manchu Union » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:06 pm

Maybe. Take a Wrench, and a Drill, Drill in the skull.
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Bn, can your dad beat either Hannibal, or Scipio Africanus?
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Postby Zherid » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:08 pm

No.

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Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:09 pm

My pops would immediately get kicked in the groin or to the ground depending on whether he's facing Hannibal or Scipio.

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Postby Eragon Island » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:09 pm

Japanese-Manchu Union wrote:Maybe. Take a Wrench, and a Drill, Drill in the skull.
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Bn, can your dad beat either Hannibal, or Scipio Africanus?


The Roman ones? Probably.

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No, my dad could not beat the heavy guy.

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Postby Kasdados » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:09 pm

… Nope. Not at all.

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Postby Jorsania » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:11 pm

Despite being similar sizes and similar experience in fighting Heavy could just keep eating sandviches. In that case my father loses
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No (but according to him he says yes)


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Postby Kyete » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:12 pm

Absolutely. My dad knows. Everything. I don’t know how or why, but somehow he’ll know. He will win.

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Postby Eragon Island » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:15 pm

Uh . . . maybe? Probably not, though.

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Postby The Terren Dominion » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:25 pm

I think he would actually win yeah, he used to train military dogs as a side hobby. I think he could take it.




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Postby Kyrindor » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:47 pm

No

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Postby Lothria » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:50 pm

I think he could actually pull it off


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