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Camtropia
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F7 runs a dictatorship

Postby Camtropia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:24 am

There used to be thread similar to this, but I can't find it...

Anyway! The rules of this game are simple. Each poster has to come up with a law for the hellish dictatorship know as the "Glorious Free People's Democratic Republic of Forum 7". The more ridiculous, totalitarian, or contradictory the better.

I'll go first.

Law #1: the 22nd January is now officially Glorious Leader day, dedicated to celebrating the Glorious Leader and all his amazing achievements. Failure to celebrate sufficiently is punishable by 10 years of hard labour.
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A young, left-leaning, democratic nation located in Southern Central/Eastern Europe, or somewhere similar.
Almost all stats and policies are canon.
Population: 52 million.
 CBC News | Halemouth Christmas lights turn-on ceremony ruined after Mayor electrocutes himself, currently in hospital -- Budget increase announced for health service amid concerns about winter flu -- Magpies stealing bags of crisps from Rexport convenience stores appear to be teaching other magpies to do the same 

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Swintern
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Founded: Nov 03, 2022
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Swintern » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:26 am

Glorious Leader demands his title be changed to "Ever-Glorious Heavenly Loving Father and Patron of the Nation" This will be Law #2.
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"Socialism must tend to become liberal, and liberalism to take on the substance of the proletarian struggle. It is not possible to be liberal without joining actively in the cause of the workers, and there is no way to serve the cause of labor efficiently without coming to grips with the philosophy of the modern world, a philosophy founded on the idea of development through oppositions eternally overcome; here lies the core of the liberal point of view."

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Beliras
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Founded: Jun 29, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Beliras » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:26 am

Law #3: Anyone that doesn't use an electric car only will be reported missing.
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Weldassaikinia
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Founded: Nov 21, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Weldassaikinia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:27 am

Law #2 Saying "I'm The Biggest bird i'snt that poggers!!11!!" is illegal.
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Doslonsu
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Doslonsu » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:28 am

Law #4.

The national dish is Oysters, and if you don't eat your Oysters on Glorious Leader Day, you'd be better off dead.
Never Forget 6/3/24!
{POLICIES AND STATS ARE NOT CANON}
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic
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Posts: 8
Founded: Jan 24, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The 2nd Facepunch Republic » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:44 am

Law #5
The only punishments that can be legally employed are execution by firing squad and being forced to listen to KSI's "Thick of It" for a specified period of time.
Just an average person who happens to have NS.
Large militaristic nation taking up most of Europe and Bengal. Was once an imperial superpower but lost all colonies except Bengal which is currently a fully integrated province. Slowly decaying and falling behind the rest of the world, but things are fine for now.

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Korinissia
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Founded: Sep 24, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Korinissia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 8:36 am

Law #6 everyone must eat orange juice with toothpaste every day
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Camtropia
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Founded: Jan 27, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Camtropia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:43 am

Weldassaikinia wrote:Law #2 Saying "I'm The Biggest bird i'snt that poggers!!11!!" is illegal.

The 2nd Facepunch Republic wrote:Law #5
The only punishments that can be legally employed are execution by firing squad and being forced to listen to KSI's "Thick of It" for a specified period of time.

Law #7: assigning an incorrect number to laws will be punished by listening to KSI's "Thick of It" for 3 hours.
A young, left-leaning, democratic nation located in Southern Central/Eastern Europe, or somewhere similar.
Almost all stats and policies are canon.
Population: 52 million.
 CBC News | Halemouth Christmas lights turn-on ceremony ruined after Mayor electrocutes himself, currently in hospital -- Budget increase announced for health service amid concerns about winter flu -- Magpies stealing bags of crisps from Rexport convenience stores appear to be teaching other magpies to do the same 

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The Scandoslavic Empire
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Founded: Mar 05, 2024
Anarchy

Postby The Scandoslavic Empire » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:46 am

Law #8: Following laws is now illegal.
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Sardinia-Sicily
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby Sardinia-Sicily » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:47 am

Law 9: Establish Gulags in an underpopulated part of the country
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Kupirijo
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Founded: Jan 10, 2025
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Kupirijo » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:48 am

Law #10:
The only execution method is throwing people into a volcano
Επιστήμη, Ελευθερία, Ειρήνη.
Science, Liberty, Peace.
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Owonyaania
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Founded: Oct 23, 2024
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Owonyaania » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:49 am

Law #11: Gulags have highest standard of life in the nation.
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Chr Carlavikay
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Founded: Sep 06, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Chr Carlavikay » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:50 am

Law #12: Law #8 does not exist and does not apply. Any attempts to see Law #8 will result in being forced to listen to KSI's "Thick of It" for 12 hours.

Law #8 Does Not Exist, what are you talking about?
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Great Japann
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Founded: Jan 19, 2025
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Great Japann » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:51 am

Law #13

Stop using Anti-Regime language. Instead of saying "i cant make it to worship the giant statue of leader day because i am sick", use "the regime knows best"
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The Scandoslavic Empire
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Anarchy

Postby The Scandoslavic Empire » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:52 am

Law (no): Numbers aren't real and never were.
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«Illiberal Finno-Slavic Sovietcore empire masquerading as a People's Republic, while also passively oppressing minorities.»
Our Constitution | 12Axes | InfValues | World Map | Our President | Scandoslavic Armed Forces
SSBN: Veschenyan Liberation Front shoots, kills Illinamerkii of Chelski; sparks Fourth Chelskoyen War | Scandoslavia at war once more as "Chelskoyen Republic of Veschenya" initiates fourth secession attempt | "Kontiiynor" missile systems to be deployed to Chelskoye Administrative Zone for "Storming of Chelski"

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Goreska and Chechnya
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Founded: Dec 07, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Goreska and Chechnya » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:53 am

Law #1000: Numbers are back
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Sernet
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Founded: Nov 30, 2022
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Sernet » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:54 am

Law 16 watching skibidi toilet at 3 am is mandatory on the first saturday of the month
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The Toll
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Founded: Mar 20, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Toll » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:54 am

Law #14, anyone above 5'8 is instantly executed
Gotta turn an L into earning, cuz that's what learning is.

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Owonyaania
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Posts: 188
Founded: Oct 23, 2024
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Owonyaania » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:56 am

Law #15: Execution is re-defined as sent to the gulag as a guard.
A cute nation ruled by a cute Kyubey! To be Meguca is to suffer. Estabilished in 1920 by magical girls.
Currently playing on radio K-OHK: 初音ミク初音ミクからくりピエロ K-OHK stands for Kyubeisutoku-Owonyaania Hōsō Kyōkai
click to pet Kyubeyclick to hurt Kyubeyclick to feed Kyubey
Mikustania wrote:(Image)
On the magical train to Owonyaania~★

Cyptopir wrote:I'm keeping my distance. They seem a bit.. strange.
she/her ✣ a weeb and a furry /ᐠ- ᴗ -マ ✣ a rather unserious person

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Goreska and Chechnya
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 07, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Goreska and Chechnya » Wed Jan 22, 2025 10:56 am

Law #17: All the words with meaning "Positive or Negative" will be immediatelly replaced by the words "Aladeen" for Positive and "Aladeen" for Negative
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Korinissia
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Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 24, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Korinissia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:45 am

Law Gerryson :Every and any Gerryson is replaced by Gerryson.
The Korinissian Empire

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Of the 4 States
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Posts: 34
Founded: Jun 03, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Of the 4 States » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:48 am

Law 18#: citizens who think he dictatorship sucks will be sentecenced to a flametooper
CSA but It doesent support forced black work
NS Stats & Policies arent canon (but economy ones)

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Perishna
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Posts: 596
Founded: Feb 23, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Perishna » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:50 am

Law 19
Drinking water at 3am is illegal
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Korinissia
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Founded: Sep 24, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Korinissia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:52 am

Perishna wrote:Law 19
Drinking water at 3am is illegal

diabolical bro water is required for me at 3 am or else my mouth will explode
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The Korinissian Empire

Emperor Karlz Joseph I is a chill guy :)
NS Stats have always been canon.

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Key Estatica
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Posts: 22
Founded: Jan 25, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Key Estatica » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:54 am

Law 20: you are forever indebted to the nation due to them not killing you

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