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Insulamia
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How much money would it take for you to ___?

Postby Insulamia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 6:59 am

Simple premise. Look at the above reply's action, and state how much money you would have to be paid at the least to do said action. Negative values (i.e. you would pay to do that thing) and "no amount of money would make me do that" are valid answers too.

Let's start with...give up NationStates right now (i.e. never visit NS or its forums again).
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Postby Russian Collation » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:02 am

enough to buy a good computer

how much money for you to give up on electronic devices
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Postby New Tri-City Bay » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:02 am

The entirety of Switzerland's GDP.

How much money would it take for you to permanently live in my nation?
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Postby Chobotan » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:04 am

$20 million. I'm very happy IRl rn.

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Postby Russian Collation » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:07 am

2k


How much money would it take for you to live in wolrd of TNO ( You pick country)
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Postby Doslonsu » Wed Jan 22, 2025 7:08 am

500 Dollars, it probably can't be that bad if I'm living in 1962 America, but with the threat of Japan to the west.


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Postby Insulamia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:03 pm

I don't want to live in Doslonsu and I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist in our world so I can't even go back, so I'm not taking that offer regardless of the money offered.

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Postby Washington-Columbia » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:05 pm

100 million dollars. Mainly getting off my father's contact would hurt a lot and make up 99 million.
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Postby Kostane » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:06 pm

No amount of money. I value my relationship with my parents more than material goods. Ninja’d, wait.
I would much rather live in a different spot, especially if there wasn’t a treaty that made travel to the U.S. easy. However, I think I would be willing to do it for around $4 million. Enough that my standard of living would be much higher in my new place.
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Postby Daphomir » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:09 pm

The entirety of Canada’s GDP multiplied by 5.

To join our elite commie-hunting military units?
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Postby E s t r u s » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:12 pm

I am already in such a unit, so nothing will change for me.

How much money do you agree to receive if you have to give up coffee for the rest of your life?
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Postby Ineva » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:15 pm

$250. I don't drink it enough where I can ask for any more than that.
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Postby Vile Island » Wed Jan 22, 2025 11:51 pm

$0.

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Experina
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Postby Experina » Thu Jan 23, 2025 12:50 am

0 Dollars.

Stop procrastinating.
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Postby The Terren Dominion » Thu Jan 23, 2025 1:26 pm

$10 million dollars, really give me something to work for




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Postby Nerasian Empire » Thu Jan 23, 2025 1:29 pm

2 million monthly pay and only as drone operator

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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Onigiri Enclave » Thu Jan 23, 2025 5:48 pm

The entire GDP of the western hemisphere... for 20 years. :D


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Postby Jorsania » Thu Jan 23, 2025 5:51 pm

Enough money to buy the sun(whatever that is)


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Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu Jan 23, 2025 5:53 pm

More trillions than there are gods in Hinduism. I am not starting a world war that will turn much of the Earth into wasteland filled with ash and the remains of my dead loved ones and friends while any survivor freezes or starves to death, or send any Poles, Ukrainians or Lithuanians to die in a war I started. I am not getting anyone dead for my personal greed.
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Postby Mardesurria » Thu Jan 23, 2025 5:55 pm

Hundreds of trillions, so that we can build a newer, habitable moon.

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Postby The Toll » Thu Jan 23, 2025 5:55 pm

Well.
I would do it for free (IF it didn't destroy the world and ruin everything like I know it would, lets say everything would go back to normal in 24 hours)

But otherwise,
I'd still do it for free, because funny.

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Well.
I'd do it for free and make his life a living hell.
I'd get his ass to move out of his mothers basement.
Id get his ass to get a job.
basically I'd make him have the ultimate glowup



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Postby Zherid » Thu Jan 23, 2025 5:59 pm

I'm lactose intolerant so that's gonna put me out of commission for the next two days so I'm gonna ask for 100 USD.

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Jorsania
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Postby Jorsania » Thu Jan 23, 2025 6:09 pm

Honestly i'd do it for free. I mean it would be dangerous as fuck but i care about helping people more ^^


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Commonu
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Postby Commonu » Fri Jan 24, 2025 3:25 am

$63M


How much money would it take for you to listen to Toxic Gossip Train 5 times consecutively?
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Postby Nerasian Empire » Fri Jan 24, 2025 3:30 am

Hmm, idk maybe 5 million

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