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Final Invasion of Balkans

Postby Most mighty turkic empire » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:39 am

Ataturk has declared that TURKIC mighty. empire must be ready to crush the greek Bulgar and Romanian threat to destroy evil anti turk west and enemies of TURKEY 2 million soldier have entered Salonikai mighty TURKIC marine corps of. 850,000 attack athens, big city of greee we must crush greece says. eternal king of TURKEY ataturk the mighty navy and air force bomb poop greece and sink greek and Romanian and Bulgarian and British weak navy. TURKEY new age will begun.

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Postby Kupirijo » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:41 am

where's my image
can't find the image



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Postby Bomb Country » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:47 am

Most mighty turkic empire wrote:Ataturk has declared that TURKIC mighty. empire must be ready to crush the greek Bulgar and Romanian threat to destroy evil anti turk west and enemies of TURKEY 2 million soldier have entered Salonikai mighty TURKIC marine corps of. 850,000 attack athens, big city of greee we must crush greece says. eternal king of TURKEY ataturk the mighty navy and air force bomb poop greece and sink greek and Romanian and Bulgarian and British weak navy. TURKEY new age will begun.


I’m going to get involved.

Bombed. 50,000 smart bombs deployed.

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Postby Kreigsreich of Iron » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:48 am

Kupirijo wrote:where's my image
can't find the image



Godzilla had a stroke reading this and effing died

Image
Here you are.


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Postby Kupirijo » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:49 am

Kreigsreich of Iron wrote:
Kupirijo wrote:where's my image
can't find the image



Godzilla had a stroke reading this and effing died

Image
Here you are.

thanks man
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Postby Kasdados » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:49 am

Most mighty turkic empire wrote:Ataturk has declared that TURKIC mighty. empire must be ready to crush the greek Bulgar and Romanian threat to destroy evil anti turk west and enemies of TURKEY 2 million soldier have entered Salonikai mighty TURKIC marine corps of. 850,000 attack athens, big city of greee we must crush greece says. eternal king of TURKEY ataturk the mighty navy and air force bomb poop greece and sink greek and Romanian and Bulgarian and British weak navy. TURKEY new age will begun.

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Postby Kreigsreich of Iron » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:50 am

Kupirijo wrote:
Kreigsreich of Iron wrote:Image
Here you are.

thanks man

You’re welcome.


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Postby Nu Elysium » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:50 am

will you employ Balkan rage?
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Postby Kupirijo » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:51 am

Nu Elysium wrote:will you employ Balkan rage?

mango mango mango those who know:
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Postby Kasdados » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:53 am

Kupirijo wrote:
Nu Elysium wrote:will you employ Balkan rage?

mango mango mango those who know:

The Mediterranean is actually Stillwater.
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Postby Most mighty turkic empire » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:54 am

Kupirijo wrote:
Nu Elysium wrote:will you employ Balkan rage?

mango mango mango those who know:

do you know? I know those who know, Balkan rag

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Postby Most mighty turkic empire » Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:57 am

Kasdados wrote:
Kupirijo wrote:mango mango mango those who know:

The Mediterranean is actually Stillwater.

Medirterraenan is so rightfully turkish

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Postby Kupirijo » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:00 am

Cyprus is Greek! Turkey needs to leave our island!
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Postby Kasdados » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:00 am

Most mighty turkic empire wrote:
Kasdados wrote:The Mediterranean is actually Stillwater.

Medirterraenan is so rightfully turkish

It’s Lebanese, actually.
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Postby Bomb Country » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:01 am

Kupirijo wrote:Cyprus is Greek! Turkey needs to leave our island!


I have a suggestion.

Simply bomb it until it ceases to support life.

Then nobody will fight over it.

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Postby Most mighty turkic empire » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:01 am

Kupirijo wrote:Cyprus is Greek! Turkey needs to leave our island!

GREECE IS SO RIGHTFULLY TURKISH AS IS CYPRUS GRRRRRR *CRASHES THE FWICK OUT* *ENTERS BALKAN RAGE* BOY WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK *GIVES SOUTH INSTANBUL DSCARY ATTATURK GAZE* CRASHES OUT AND KILLS KUPJIRO *GOIVES GERMANY STARE*

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Postby Dutch Socialist States » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:02 am

I think it's a good attempt, however, let me help you out a little bit. Nothing bad, just to make thing's clear:

"Ataturk has declared that the [Most] mighty TURKIC empire must be ready to crush the Greek, Bulgarian and Romanian threat. To try destroying the evil anti-turk West and the enemies of the TURKIC empire (turkey), 2 million soldiers have entered Thessaloniki. A mighty TURKIC marine corps of 850,000 (ships? men?) attack Athens, the big city of the Greeks. "We must crush Greece" says eternal king of TURKEY Ataturk. The mighty navy and air force are bombing (poop1) Greece and sinking Greece's, Romania's, Bulgaria's, and British's weak navy. The new age of TURKEY will begin."

1 "poop" is used as in "bad" or "unfavorable" as is used in a negative light. In this case, "poop Greece" is somewhat offensive.
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Postby Vaudere » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:02 am

Most mighty turkic empire wrote:
Kupirijo wrote:Cyprus is Greek! Turkey needs to leave our island!

GREECE IS SO RIGHTFULLY TURKISH AS IS CYPRUS GRRRRRR *CRASHES THE FWICK OUT* *ENTERS BALKAN RAGE* BOY WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK *GIVES SOUTH INSTANBUL DSCARY ATTATURK GAZE* CRASHES OUT AND KILLS KUPJIRO *GOIVES GERMANY STARE*

I thought you were invading the Balkans, not becoming them?
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Postby Kupirijo » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:03 am

Kasdados wrote:
Most mighty turkic empire wrote:Medirterraenan is so rightfully turkish

It’s Lebanese, actually.

silly goober, IMPERIUM ROMANIUM is the rightful owner of the Mediterranean sea
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Postby Most mighty turkic empire » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:03 am

Kasdados wrote:
Most mighty turkic empire wrote:Medirterraenan is so rightfully turkish

It’s Lebanese, actually.


LEBOANON IS TURKISH

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Postby Kasdados » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:04 am

Bomb Country wrote:
Kupirijo wrote:Cyprus is Greek! Turkey needs to leave our island!


I have a suggestion.

Simply bomb it until it ceases to support life.

Then nobody will fight over it.

Or, hear me out - Atlantropa, but me apply it to all three main entrances (Bosphorus, Suez and Gibraltar) to the sea. It will simply dry out.
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Postby Most mighty turkic empire » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:04 am

Vaudere wrote:
Most mighty turkic empire wrote:GREECE IS SO RIGHTFULLY TURKISH AS IS CYPRUS GRRRRRR *CRASHES THE FWICK OUT* *ENTERS BALKAN RAGE* BOY WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK *GIVES SOUTH INSTANBUL DSCARY ATTATURK GAZE* CRASHES OUT AND KILLS KUPJIRO *GOIVES GERMANY STARE*

I thought you were invading the Balkans, not becoming them?

TURKEY IS BALKAN

Dutch Socialist States wrote:I think it's a good attempt, however, let me help you out a little bit. Nothing bad, just to make thing's clear:

king of TURKEY Ataturk. The mighty navy and air force are bombing (poop1) Greece and sinking Greece's, Romania's, Bulgaria's, and British's weak navy. The new age of TURKEY will begin."

1 "poop" is used as in "bad" or "unfavorable" as is used in a negative light. In this case, "poop Greece" is somewhat offensive.


GREECE IS SUPER POOP

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Postby Kupirijo » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:04 am

Most mighty turkic empire wrote:
Kupirijo wrote:Cyprus is Greek! Turkey needs to leave our island!

GREECE IS SO RIGHTFULLY TURKISH AS IS CYPRUS GRRRRRR *CRASHES THE FWICK OUT* *ENTERS BALKAN RAGE* BOY WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK *GIVES SOUTH INSTANBUL DSCARY ATTATURK GAZE* CRASHES OUT AND KILLS KUPJIRO *GOIVES GERMANY STARE*

Uno reverse card!
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Postby Most mighty turkic empire » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:06 am

Kasdados wrote:
Bomb Country wrote:
I have a suggestion.

Simply bomb it until it ceases to support life.

Then nobody will fight over it.

Or, hear me out - Atlantropa, but me apply it to all three main entrances (Bosphorus, Suez and Gibraltar) to the sea. It will simply dry out.


AND ALL LAND OF MIDDLETERREANEAN IS NOW BECOME TURKEY

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Postby Kasdados » Thu Jan 16, 2025 11:06 am

Kupirijo wrote:
Kasdados wrote:It’s Lebanese, actually.

silly goober, IMPERIUM ROMANIUM is the rightful owner of the Mediterranean sea

Nah, it’s Egypt.
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