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Seroscapia
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Founded: Jul 18, 2024
Ex-Nation

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Postby Seroscapia » Mon Jan 06, 2025 5:32 pm

You know what to do.

Previous has hit 500 pages (woah), so I made this one!
Welcome to the most mountainous country in NS!
╰⎝  ⎠╯ ~ The Jarldom of Seroscapia ~ ╰⎝  ⎠╯
"Menn þāra Hellig Æðelþorn, Menn þāra Hæleð Einnsæmi"
Seroscapia is a Norse nation, benevolent autocracy, and pagan theocracy made up of various nomadic ethno-religious pagan groups in Northern Europe that resisted Christianization and were exiled from their respective homelands, until, after centuries of despair, received, with open arms a gift from the Gods in form of the promised lands for being the last beacon of loyalty for the true deities and resisting the wrath of worldwide Monotheism.

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Fireteam Fairy
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fireteam Fairy » Mon Jan 06, 2025 5:57 pm

The following text is outdated, and you can find the official Seroscapia factbook/page/wiki page at IIWiki.

iiwiki :ugh:

anyways
This isn't to say, however, that the people of Seroscapia are totally distinct from Norse culture.

I know the header said culture and religion, but I was hoping to read something that wasn't entirely focused on religion and religious iconography and practices. Was hoping to see other cultural stuff.
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Park0ur Civilization
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Park0ur Civilization » Mon Jan 06, 2025 6:00 pm

The Ark


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There is only a 0 because the correct spelling was taken.
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East Cauliflower
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby East Cauliflower » Mon Jan 06, 2025 6:02 pm

which can only be accessed through a portal in a Minecraft server that transfers not only you, but your entire body into it; no one knows how or why this occurs.

Weird out of context, but ok in context.
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Maryam
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Founded: Jan 05, 2025
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Maryam » Mon Jan 06, 2025 8:34 pm

The Rainbow Road is a painted road created by a rebel group in 1971 by a rebel group angry at East Cauliflower's bad treatment of LGBTQ+ people.


it’s Mario and Peach, not Mario and Luigi >:(
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basically me irl
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New-Normandy
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Founded: Sep 15, 2024
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby New-Normandy » Mon Jan 06, 2025 8:38 pm

One pomegranate seed is equivalent to around 21 rupees. They are generally exchanged in packs of 20 or 50. A fresh pomegranate typically goes for around 600 rupees


Growables as currency is a concept I haven't heard about ever since studying 17th century colonisation history back in middle school. Barter needs to come back as the exchanged goods have an actual value.
Stats are canon unless stated otherwise.


Vive le Roi!

This nation does not represent my real life values, I am a right-leaning centrist.

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Eragon Island
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Eragon Island » Mon Jan 06, 2025 8:41 pm

following a decade of military conflicts with the Holy Mexican Empire.


(I literally don't know what to say, I just liked this quote line)
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Intelligent Defense Systems
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Moralistic Democracy

Postby Intelligent Defense Systems » Mon Jan 06, 2025 11:47 pm

However, among those who oppose the HSE, Aurum is viewed as a tyrant. Her brutal crackdowns on dissent, her execution of heretics, and the relentless campaigns against villainy and demon-worship have earned her a reputation as a merciless authoritarian.

Something about public executions and then campaigns against villainy are funny.
Days of Ruin - 75% of humanity is wiped out due to intense meteor strikes devastating the land and destroying much of civilization. A massive cloud of dust blocks out the sun. Scattered survivors pick through the wreckage, and the remnants of several military powers patrol the wastelands. Some factions try to protect what remains of civilization while others prey on the innocent.

A terrible shadow looms over all. The eye of the Owl watches overhead.

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The Saucer Pilots
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Mon Jan 06, 2025 11:51 pm

In the aftermath of the Calamity, she views the survivors as nothing more than test subjects and often refers to others as lab rats, if she's not already calling them other insults.


"Mom, can we get the Stanford Prison Experiment?"
"We have the Stanford Prison Experiment at home."
The Great Air Domain
Not-Fully-Automated So-So Bi Space "Communism", the nation. Also, responsible for half-truths around the UFO phenomenon.
Basics / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Military (?) / Weather Balloon / The Men in Black /The Majestic 12 / Zamn!
Any typos and ret-cons you find in my factbooks may be the cause of rushed oversight or also an occasional drink or two. Lore is outdated, please ask if you've got doubts.

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Rohkusen
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Rohkusen » Tue Jan 07, 2025 1:35 am

Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside and described as having a very pleasant aftertaste, the Type 2667 Dessert Ration, itself a part of the Type 2667 Dinner, is the typical "morale booster" of the Air Fleet.
Hmm, for a morale booster I expected something "dirty". Like a sort of stimulating experience rather than a cookie.
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Rohkusen stands gloriously as the foremost moral paragon of the world. Under the Songunmindang's guidance, the nation embarks on a path towards fulfilling the Eightfold Path Towards Peace in uplifting the living standards of man and restoring racial pride to the people of Xina. The unity of the Xinan continent under Rohkusen's stewardship is at hand.

Set in the Suzerain universe in a part of the world never elaborated upon as an OC nation. A DDR 90 side-nation.

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Kasdados
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Postby Kasdados » Tue Jan 07, 2025 1:37 am

Realm of the Sleeping Gods


That is an absolutely hard name.
Aussie Patriot. Proud grandson of Greeks - prouder Son of Our Lord And Saviour. Passionate lover of creative writing, the bridge betwixt the realms beyond our own and the comprehension of our minds. Aspergers is its name, awesome is its game. Suave gentleman, debonair intellectual, kind soul. Lover of history, of politics, of civilisation. Devotee of Tolkien, of Frank Herbert, of George R. R Martin - the forgers of worlds. Supporter of Thomas Aquinas, of Aristotle, of Marcus Aurelius. Opponent of blasphemers, of uncreatives, and impolites.

"But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law" — Galatians 5:22-23.

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The Merry-Men
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Founded: Feb 08, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby The Merry-Men » Tue Jan 07, 2025 2:39 am

Down the lane, over the hill, across the bend and under the river lies a most adorable little town - Europa. Presented in a homely, warm stop-motion style and accompanied by gentle, flowing synths, this show is certainly a treat for the family. We follow a wide ensemble of characters as they navigate through their experiences, relationships and emotions as they explore the days of Europa. Alexi, Konstantin, Diane, Mr B. Lind


God damn, giving me flashbacks to watching stop motion British and Czech shows as a little one. That right there is wholesome.
Welcome to Merryland; stuffing your waifu body pillows with cocaine since 2015!
Merrymen seen fleeing the vicious fires that were consuming Los Angeles; having said about the situation "...this one was an accident on our behalf. We really should not have left Barry's mixtape on that Hollywood movie set we were sneaking on."[/url]

TL;DR 'we live in a society"-type international nihilist anarchist terrorist group evolved from a street gang in London that embraces violence, detests conformity and the law, and pride themselves out of committing crimes, getting into mischief and acting out their most depraved and extravagant desires in order to bring about the downfall of society... just for a bit of fun.

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Kasdados
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Kasdados » Tue Jan 07, 2025 2:43 am

Get it Right! Or Else.: Hosted by eccentric personality and serial killer James 'Jim' Perkins, this morbid game show pits unwilling hostages and POWS contestants in a game of trivia with their own lives and wellbeing at major stake. Entire families are brought up to the stage to test their wit and knowledge, facing humiliation, mutilation, torture and eventual death if they don't get it right! Don't know who the 13th President of the United States was? Say goodbye to all your fingers! TL;DR Jeopardy meets SAW.


10/10 show. Absolute banger.
Aussie Patriot. Proud grandson of Greeks - prouder Son of Our Lord And Saviour. Passionate lover of creative writing, the bridge betwixt the realms beyond our own and the comprehension of our minds. Aspergers is its name, awesome is its game. Suave gentleman, debonair intellectual, kind soul. Lover of history, of politics, of civilisation. Devotee of Tolkien, of Frank Herbert, of George R. R Martin - the forgers of worlds. Supporter of Thomas Aquinas, of Aristotle, of Marcus Aurelius. Opponent of blasphemers, of uncreatives, and impolites.

"But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law" — Galatians 5:22-23.

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Fireteam Fairy
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fireteam Fairy » Tue Jan 07, 2025 8:35 am

please don't doublepost

AAN:
Events include swimming, skeet-shooting, fencing, knife fighting, dogfighting, rugby, boxing, MMA, red light-green light, Texas Hold'Em, Magic: The Gathering, Highlander 9v9 and most important of all, torture!

The idea that a bunch of crazed criminals play televised MtG is really amusing.
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The German Brotherhood
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The German Brotherhood » Thu Jan 09, 2025 6:32 pm

Hey, It was supposed to be me, not him, it’s not fair!

“May these Nikkes, these goddesses, give humanity the victory of reclaiming their home.“

You really worship your leaders like they are mechanical gods
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Enclave Detachment Abigail
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Enclave Detachment Abigail » Thu Jan 09, 2025 6:36 pm

"We Believe In God and Empire and Trust"

tell the truth, you tacked on trust as an afterthought /j
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German Popular Front
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Democratic Socialists

Postby German Popular Front » Thu Jan 09, 2025 9:51 pm

In the early hours of 1982, the President first gathered the inner circle that would eventually grow in secret to become the Enclave; One of our first decisions was to bring Area 51 under our own direct command, and begin making proper use of what America's most clandestine facility had done with the Alien artifacts. We were not disappointed. We had access to prototype plasma weaponry a full 40 years before the general public even knew they were possible.


Honestly, this is a nice touch. I remember the first time I found the alien blaster in Fallout 1 and was in awe of its firepower. Why wouldn't the Enclave have access to this Zetan technology?
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The Weimar Republic, now transformed into a socialist republic, hangs in the balance as a pro-Nazi coup threatens to march over the Elbe River.

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The Saucer Pilots
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:36 pm

The SPD, the KPD, and the Catholics all stand united against the ultimate manifestation of capital and reaction.


"My friends and Zoidberg" vibes.
The Great Air Domain
Not-Fully-Automated So-So Bi Space "Communism", the nation. Also, responsible for half-truths around the UFO phenomenon.
Basics / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Military (?) / Weather Balloon / The Men in Black /The Majestic 12 / Zamn!
Any typos and ret-cons you find in my factbooks may be the cause of rushed oversight or also an occasional drink or two. Lore is outdated, please ask if you've got doubts.

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Nerasian Empire
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Founded: Jul 19, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nerasian Empire » Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:38 pm

Instead of the uncanny mannequin-like figures that were the MiBs, the aforementioned mockeries of life were replaced by the embodiment aesthetic ideal of beauty and goodness. Incidentally, though it did make the Ahnu design board raise their eyebrows as to why Americans had the same criteria of a Waffen SS recruiter, they would rather not have their materiel get picked up arbitrarily by the police or shot at for not being the white type of person. That was not a typo.


dude...like wtf???
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Yes, we are the ones funding the downfall of Assad in Syria. Iran and Russia are next.

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Japanese-Manchu Union
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Japanese-Manchu Union » Sat Jan 11, 2025 5:47 pm

The daily school routine spans nine hours, beginning at 8:00 AM with four consecutive classes until 11:00 AM. A one-hour lunch break follows, during which the cafeteria provides four protein options: beef, chicken, fish, and a vegan choice. The afternoon includes two additional classes, followed by either a one-hour fitness or practical class, and concludes with time allocated to a chosen club.


Holy, this lunch-break is longer than most average Lunch Breaks!
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12th TCNAlt | The JMU was created solely to unite the Manchus and Japanese in a distant time. It is now 2029 , and the US has been divided, and EuroFed has devolved into Nationalism. Hisahito leads the JMU into an uncertain future world, while the JMU Slips into a Managed Democracy. | IC Flag
NS Stats except environment not canon

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The German Brotherhood
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The German Brotherhood » Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:27 pm

ようこそ日本へ!


Help! I don’t know what this means!

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Seroscapia
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Postby Seroscapia » Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:38 pm

The German Brotherhood wrote:powerful nation in Europe and having colonies around the world

The German Brotherhood wrote:their French puppet state

The German Brotherhood wrote:“Esoteric Revolution”

The German Brotherhood wrote:Races of the Empire include Whites but also some other races as well, what I am normal as well?

The German Brotherhood wrote:groups that have assimilated [...] Italians, Poles, Czechs, Danes in Schleswig-Holstein, Dutch, Belgians, French West of the Border, Italians in the North, Slovenes, and Slovaks.

The German Brotherhood wrote:fusion of Totalitarianism, Monarchism, and Theocracy [...] will not hesitate to use Orwellian methods to make sure not to lose power and maintain control of the nation and its citizens.

The German Brotherhood wrote:Diplomacy is very aggressive towards foreign countries

The German Brotherhood wrote:the goal of this is to get rid of any foreign influence and interference in the interests of the nation

The German Brotherhood wrote:The Military of the Empire is essentially the Backbone [...] of society

The German Brotherhood wrote:Expansionist policies, both within Europe and overseas

The German Brotherhood wrote:employed extensive surveillance networks, utilizing advanced technology to monitor communications and identify dissenters. Its agents infiltrated all levels of society, suppressing opposition through intimidation, imprisonment, and, in extreme cases, assassination. Propaganda and censorship played crucial roles in shaping public opinion and maintaining the Emperor's image as a benevolent and divinely appointed ruler. [...] Any dissenting voices were swiftly silenced through censorship and suppression.

Sorry couldn't choose one. This reminds me of a certain IRL German regime.
Welcome to the most mountainous country in NS!
╰⎝  ⎠╯ ~ The Jarldom of Seroscapia ~ ╰⎝  ⎠╯
"Menn þāra Hellig Æðelþorn, Menn þāra Hæleð Einnsæmi"
Seroscapia is a Norse nation, benevolent autocracy, and pagan theocracy made up of various nomadic ethno-religious pagan groups in Northern Europe that resisted Christianization and were exiled from their respective homelands, until, after centuries of despair, received, with open arms a gift from the Gods in form of the promised lands for being the last beacon of loyalty for the true deities and resisting the wrath of worldwide Monotheism.

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Nekasian Empire
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Nekasian Empire » Sat Jan 11, 2025 7:38 pm

the difference between Neo-Catholicism and Regular Catholicism is this with Neo-Catholicism has an heavy emphasis on Prohibition and has a belief that God is present within all living beings and the form of prayer is the same but both physically and spiritually.


I'm pretty sure I heard this somewhere

ninja'd

The Sehoscapi Mountain Wolf is also the most homosexual species in the animal kingdom, having a rate of 98% among males, and they only mate with females for reproductive goals


I don't think I need to know that
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Just a Nerasian Puppet, dedicated to farming.

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DDR 90
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby DDR 90 » Sun Jan 12, 2025 6:48 pm

Nekasian, different from their counterpart Nerasia, evolved into the engineering and scientific fields to the point were soldiers were replaced by battle androids. The current army is composed of 120 million androids and 1 billion in reserve.
I'm not sure if this is a Folkvanger-tier troll army or something unironic but conveying it in a deadpan manner is better if you're satirizing a summie army
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DEUTSCHE DEMOKRATISCHE REPUBLIK — As the DDR transitions towards democracy and capitalism in 1990, a hidden cabal of Stasi agents conspire to undermine the new government and restore their former control.
Aktuelle Kamera: Mikroelektronik releases first 16-bit gaming console known as the Palsystem as the successor to the BSS 01 released in 1980 | The Visegrad Group between Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungary is established as an economic alliance. Response from the Foreign Ministry has been muted | Protests intensify in Albania as the youth demand for free democratic elections (February 15th 1991)

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The Saucer Pilots
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Tue Jan 14, 2025 12:12 am

... Police say it was suicide but any man with a brain cell would know that it is impossible for a man to shoot himself on the back of his head, two times,


I dunno, maybe he got lessons from Gary Webb?
The Great Air Domain
Not-Fully-Automated So-So Bi Space "Communism", the nation. Also, responsible for half-truths around the UFO phenomenon.
Basics / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Military (?) / Weather Balloon / The Men in Black /The Majestic 12 / Zamn!
Any typos and ret-cons you find in my factbooks may be the cause of rushed oversight or also an occasional drink or two. Lore is outdated, please ask if you've got doubts.

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