Waiter!

[Beliras]

Uhh, basically this TVT forum game. AN acts as a customer that's complaining. BN is the waiter who will usually respond with a solution, and rinse and repeat. So yeah.

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Duh.

[Insulamia]

Bah, oui, monsieur, c'est intentionnel. La cuisine avant-garde.

Waiter! Waiter! There's a CD in my soup!

[Bayi]

Don’t worry! It’s part of our new streamlined menu. Just add broth and hit play!

Waiter! There's a pirate ship in my soup!

[Cerespasia]

Waiter! Waiter! There's an Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyer in my soup!

[Paldea]

Oh no, I left my copy of little big planet 2 in there! Sorry…

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Waiter, there’s a black hole in my soup!

Edit: I got double ninja’d but ninja 2 didn’t provide a start so I’ll go with ninja 1

Bayi, I’ll have you know my friend is in that ship.

[Nandaek]

Uhh, I’ll being a spaceship to destroy it.

Waiter, I forgot why I called you!

[Simonia]

Uh…that’s alright. Anyways, how can I help you?

Waiter, there’s a snake in my soup!

[Kasdados]

Oh, okay. So, how was your day?

Waiter, waiter! There’s the Platonic ideal of a fly in my soup!

[Paldea]

bow to it for it’s perfection

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waiter, there’s a hair in my black hole soup! Black holes don’t have hair!

[Experina]

Well, wait a few seconds, it should get sucked up.


Waiter, waiter! There's a cat inside of my soup!

[East Cauliflower]

That's actually our new appetizer, "Le chat de morte."
Waiter! Waiter! My signed Diary Of A Wimpy Kid book is in a sandwich at the nearby subway!

[Kasdados]

None of my business.

Waiter, waiter! God is dead and we have killed him!

[Feijuki]

Do you think I can do anything about it?

Waiter, waiter! There's an import tariff in my soup!

[Greatdux]

Kneel before the power of almighty isolationism.

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Waiter! Waiter! There's a LGM-30 Minuteman land-based intercontinental ballistic missile in my soup!

[Khajni]

Waiter! Waiter! There's a LGM-30 Minuteman land-based intercontinental ballistic missile in my soup!

Just give it to the police and call it a day!

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Waiter! Waiter? WAITER!! THERE IS AN OWL IN MY SOUP!!! I HAD ASKED FOR A VEG SOUP!!!

[Femboy Republics]

Don't worry, I'm sure there's vegetables in there... somewhere

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Waiter, Waiter. My soup grew legs and ran off!

[Fanvm Tax]

Well, you'd better go catch it!

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Waiter, there's soup in my flies!

[Kasdados]

Right away, monsieur.

Waiter! There’s a Gollum in my Fellowship!

[Owonyaania]

Just try to accept his presence and maybe let him help you when he offers that... might turn out to be helpful for you in the end


Waiter, I am sad!

[Dremotia]

im not here to talk about ur feelings.

Waiter! my eyes hurt

[Commonu]

Your eyes? Describe the pain.

Waiter, my soup is cold.

[Beliras]

Don't worry, we'll reheat it for you!

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waiter, there's the entire RMS Titanic in my soup.

[Experina]

SINK IT! JUST SINK IT! FOR THE FUNNY!


Waiter! Waiter! My soup doesn't exist!

[Elfilin]

Then make it exist!



Waiter! Waiter! My pitbull wants more children to eat!

[Kasdados]

Then give him more and STOP. WASTING. MY. TIME!

Librarian! There’s a chapter on Stalingrad in my Vietnam War Book!