[DRAFT]In Ho-ho-hot pursuit

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Eligibility: No Airplanes
It's an awfully hot christmasMaxxmas day, with a fully clear sky and the sun on full blast, seemingly displeased at you. As you walk past the rows of sunburned snowmen and stranded snowmobiles, you cant help but think a nuclear bomb had detonated. You don't notice anything off until you reach the entrance of your office, where you see a very grumpy Santa in handcuffs, with his magic winter crystal on the ground, out of his reach. The officer discloses that he was arrested for illegally operating an aircraft.

"What is the charge?" Booms Santa, resisting arrest. "Driving a sleigh? A supersonic velvet sleigh?" The group looks at you as you approach them. "Oh, Hello there youngster, can you get these naughty ruffians to get me out of this headlock?" The police keep searching the yule-tide joyrider. "And you, young man... are you waiting to receive coal for christmasMaxxmas? HEY- GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BUNS!" The officer performing an unprompted cavity check on him freezes

With his new immunity, Santa can be seen shamelessly snorting methamphetamines to deliver presents faster


Eligibility: Possesses judiciary
"Come on ya jiggly delinquent!" Your chief of police yells as he attempts to squeeze the big boy into a holding cell. "You violated the law, presents or not!" He turns to see you again. "You really wanna free this man? He knows air vehicles are against the law! Tell me how this man, flawlessly dodging our air defenses with that sleigh of his, isn't up to something? If he's that confident then let him face court!"

Santa is extorting the jury with coal for christmasMaxxmas.

You know, the whole reason we outlawed aircraft was because of the noise and carbon emissions they produce," recalls a member of parliament shuffling a 67 page document. "I mean, if Santa's sleigh is so silent it keeps everyone asleep, and is pulled by reindeer, why would it be against the law? Same thing goes for airplanes, we could ban the big noisy planes, but isn't it reasonable to allow quieter and more eco-friendly ones?

Airplanes in @@NAME@@ are pedal propelled.

[Australian rePublic]

It's an awfully hot christmasMaxxmas day, with a fully clear sky and the sun on full blast, seemingly displeased at you. As you walk past the rows of sunburned snowmen and stranded snowmobiles, you cant help but think a nuclear bomb had detonated.

Laughs in Southern Hemisphere living south of the Tropics of Cancer. But even north of the Tropic of Cancer it doesn't snow everywhere. Los Angeles, Miami, Athens, Cairo, Rome, Paris are just some cities north of the Tropic of Cancer that rarely get snow. You might want to rethink your description

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It's an awfully hot christmasMaxxmas day, with a fully clear sky and the sun on full blast, seemingly displeased at you. As you walk past the rows of sunburned snowmen and stranded snowmobiles, you cant help but think a nuclear bomb had detonated.

Laughs in Southern Hemisphere living south of the Tropics of Cancer. But even north of the Tropic of Cancer it doesn't snow everywhere. Los Angeles, Miami, Athens, Cairo, Rome, Paris are just some cities north of the Tropic of Cancer that rarely get snow. You might want to rethink your description

Yeah probably, I used it to give the impression that Santa claus is unhappy but yeah ill use a different method