The Coalition (Against Elfilin / finished)

[Russian Brotherhood]

Public Goal
Due to nuclear usage on an island that could lead to further harm in the land of Elfilin, the Russian Brotherhood has decided to form a collation to stop the government of Elfilin. The collaboration of the collation will aim to create a government that will disarm the nation and bring peace to the country after its extensive war with others proving the nation to be truly unstable.

Coalition Members
Russian Brotherhood
The Scandoslavic Empire
Azurnailia

Insurgents
Elfilin
Owonyaania

Casualties
Collation -
Elfilin -

[Doslonsu]

I won't go to war, as that's a stupid idea, but I'll be selling equipment to both sides via the Tehrazd Exchange.

[The Scandoslavic Empire]

(Coalition should be spelled "Coalition" and not "Collation".)

Scandoslavia,
recognizing the threat Elfilin poses to international peace,
disgusted at the use of WMDs on natural soil,
revolted by the warmongering personality of Elfilin itself,
hereby declares its allegiance to the anti-Elfilin Coalition.

[Russian Brotherhood]

(Coalition should be spelled "Coalition" and not "Collation".)

Scandoslavia,
recognizing the threat Elfilin poses to international peace,
disgusted at the use of WMDs on natural soil,
revolted by the warmongering personality of Elfilin itself,
hereby declares its allegiance to the anti-Elfilin Coalition.

Ik I fixed it as this was posted

[Azurnailia]

Oh yes (insert devious grin)

To any allies, don't send forces yet, I need to...

Clean up enemy forces first

[Elfilin]

(Coalition should be spelled "Coalition" and not "Collation".)

Scandoslavia,
recognizing the threat Elfilin poses to international peace,
disgusted at the use of WMDs on natural soil,
revolted by the warmongering personality of Elfilin itself,
hereby declares its allegiance to the anti-Elfilin Coalition.

No, the only thing I want is peace. AND THE ISLAND IS FUCKING UNINHABITABLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? The nuke didn't do anything to my people, as no one lives there anyway before the nuking, we will just make negotiations instead of this dumb bullshit.

[The Scandoslavic Empire]

(Coalition should be spelled "Coalition" and not "Collation".)

Scandoslavia,
recognizing the threat Elfilin poses to international peace,
disgusted at the use of WMDs on natural soil,
revolted by the warmongering personality of Elfilin itself,
hereby declares its allegiance to the anti-Elfilin Coalition.

Ik I fixed it as this was posted

While you're at it, fix Casualties. It currently reads "Casualtys".

[Doslonsu]

(Coalition should be spelled "Coalition" and not "Collation".)

Scandoslavia,
recognizing the threat Elfilin poses to international peace,
disgusted at the use of WMDs on natural soil,
revolted by the warmongering personality of Elfilin itself,
hereby declares its allegiance to the anti-Elfilin Coalition.

Do you think they'll accept any terms from you?
No, the only thing I want is peace. AND THE ISLAND IS FUCKING UNINHABITABLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? The nuke didn't do anything to my people, as no one lives there anyway before the nuking, we will just make negotiations instead of this dumb bullshit.

I put my little message in the quote to be funny.

[Russian Brotherhood]

(Coalition should be spelled "Coalition" and not "Collation".)

Scandoslavia,
recognizing the threat Elfilin poses to international peace,
disgusted at the use of WMDs on natural soil,
revolted by the warmongering personality of Elfilin itself,
hereby declares its allegiance to the anti-Elfilin Coalition.

No, the only thing I want is peace. AND THE ISLAND IS FUCKING UNINHABITABLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? The nuke didn't do anything to my people, as no one lives there anyway before the nuking, we will just make negotiations instead of this dumb bullshit.

Negotiations sure

[The Scandoslavic Empire]

No, the only thing I want is peace. AND THE ISLAND IS FUCKING UNINHABITABLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? The nuke didn't do anything to my people, as no one lives there anyway before the nuking, we will just make negotiations instead of this dumb bullshit.

Not like you have a say in Scandoslavic politics.

[Elfilin]

No, the only thing I want is peace. AND THE ISLAND IS FUCKING UNINHABITABLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? The nuke didn't do anything to my people, as no one lives there anyway before the nuking, we will just make negotiations instead of this dumb bullshit.

Negotiations sure

How about this
1. I'll sign a treaty regarding nuclear weapons
2. You recognize your mistake of thinking I nuked a habitable island
3. You cease hostilities with me, and we won't declare war on each other for 1 month

[Doslonsu]

Negotiations sure

How about this
1. I'll sign a treaty regarding nuclear weapons
2. You recognize your mistake of thinking I nuked a habitable island
3. You cease hostilities with me, and we won't declare war on each other for 1 month

What'll happen after that month?

[Elfilin]

No, the only thing I want is peace. AND THE ISLAND IS FUCKING UNINHABITABLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? The nuke didn't do anything to my people, as no one lives there anyway before the nuking, we will just make negotiations instead of this dumb bullshit.

Not like you have a say in Scandoslavic politics.

Not like I care about your politics, I never even mentioned them once. Not sure what is your problem with me, other than that dumb "SuMmIe" argument.

[Azurnailia]

Negotiations sure

How about this
1. I'll sign a treaty regarding nuclear weapons
2. You recognize your mistake of thinking I nuked a habitable island
3. You cease hostilities with me, and we won't declare war on each other for 1 month

What about... ...
Nah

[The Indios Bravos]

Negotiations sure

How about this
1. I'll sign a treaty regarding nuclear weapons
2. You recognize your mistake of thinking I nuked a habitable island
3. You cease hostilities with me, and we won't declare war on each other for 1 month

NO ONE ACCEPT THAT

[Elfilin]

How about this
1. I'll sign a treaty regarding nuclear weapons
2. You recognize your mistake of thinking I nuked a habitable island
3. You cease hostilities with me, and we won't declare war on each other for 1 month

What'll happen after that month?

We'll just not do anything for now, as long as nobody attacks me over some dumb reason like an island nobody lives in, even before the nuking of it. I only wanted to destroy that reviving machine that they were on me for.

[Doslonsu]

What'll happen after that month?

You know what they really wanted was to probably use it for themselves... now you've destroyed it...

We'll just not do anything for now, as long as nobody attacks me over some dumb reason like an island nobody lives in, even before the nuking of it. I only wanted to destroy that reviving machine that they were on me for.

Hehe, I did the thing again.

[Azurnailia]

What'll happen after that month?

We'll just not do anything for now, as long as nobody attacks me over some dumb reason like an island nobody lives in, even before the nuking of it. I only wanted to destroy that reviving machine that they were on me for.

You see, a uninhabited island makes a good weapon test...

[Russian Brotherhood]

Negotiations sure

How about this
1. I'll sign a treaty regarding nuclear weapons
2. You recognize your mistake of thinking I nuked a habitable island
3. You cease hostilities with me, and we won't declare war on each other for 1 month

How about:

1. You sign a treaty, and the Coalition takes your nukes.
2. You sign over that Coalition troops can stay.
3. I'll sign a nonaggression pact where as long as Coalition troops stay I won't declare. (No declaring wars without approval)

[The Scandoslavic Empire]

Not like I care about your politics, I never even mentioned them once. Not sure what is your problem with me, other than that dumb "SuMmIe" argument.

Clueless? Not surprised. You literally said "no" to my declaration of support for the anti-Elfilin Coalition. Ergo, my response entails that it's not your choice to tell me "no" to my own national decisions.

[Elfilin]

How about this
1. I'll sign a treaty regarding nuclear weapons
2. You recognize your mistake of thinking I nuked a habitable island
3. You cease hostilities with me, and we won't declare war on each other for 1 month

NO ONE ACCEPT THAT

Why not? I'll sign some Anti- nuclear weapon treaty or something, and you guys can cease hostilities with me, and I won't have to suffer over some dumb island once people realize that the island was uninhabitable before the nuking as well as right now.

[Azurnailia]

NO ONE ACCEPT THAT

Why not? I'll sign some Anti- nuclear weapon treaty or something, and you guys can cease hostilities with me, and I won't have to suffer over some dumb island once people realize that the island was uninhabitable before the nuking as well as right now.

When we are done with it, heh heh
There won't be an island

[Russian Brotherhood]

NO ONE ACCEPT THAT

Why not? I'll sign some Anti- nuclear weapon treaty or something, and you guys can cease hostilities with me, and I won't have to suffer over some dumb island once people realize that the island was uninhabitable before the nuking as well as right now.

So you agree

[The Scandoslavic Empire]

This is going to be over by page three, isn't it?

[Doslonsu]

This is going to be over by page three, isn't it?

Probably, because Elfilin can't accept fate beforehand...