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MAGAthread: Welcome Back To Mar-A-Lago!

Postby Shrillland » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:28 pm

Well, Trump won the election, he's already getting his cabinet set up, and he's all set to make so many statements and things that will clog up the regular AmPol thread for the next four years at least. So, if the Mods will allow, I am taking this opportunity to bring back the MAGAthread, the thread dedicated to our incoming returning president and his antics that might otherwise drown out other political news if left in the other thread. How will Trump's new presidency come out? Will he ask to buy Iceland? Will he oppose environmental regulations because people cough a lot? Will he suspend all personal liberties and require women to wear stilettoes at all times? Let's find out together shall we?
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Postby The Toll » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:31 pm

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Postby Southglory » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:32 pm

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Postby Port Carverton » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:33 pm

He should divide California in half and name the new state "Trumpland"
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Postby Pale Dawn » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:34 pm

While we begin considering the various conspiracies and fear mongering I will add to what will undoubtably plague nsg for the next four years. Apparently his term MAGA comes from his satanic connections - as MAGA refers to Maga/Magus (Fifth Degree) which is the highest in Hierarchy in the Church of Satan. https://www.churchofsatan.com/hierarchy/

Therefore he will do all the worse things he can when presented with any choice.
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Postby Cyptopir » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:35 pm

I look forward to seeing his cognitive abilities decline with age during his presidency just like Biden.
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Postby Concord Haven » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:35 pm

Southglory wrote:Praise be Orange Jesus.


Donald trump is the fourth part of trinity
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Postby Bovad » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:35 pm

Cyptopir wrote:I look forward to seeing his cognitive abilities decline with age during his presidency just like Biden.

I give him 50/50 to even survive it.
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Postby Southglory » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:36 pm

Concord Haven wrote:
Southglory wrote:Praise be Orange Jesus.


Donald trump is the fourth part of trinity


As God intended.
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Postby South Poopistan » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:44 pm

We're more doomed than a deer in the headlights. One of my friends is moving to England, and I wish I could go with him :P
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Cyptopir wrote:I look forward to seeing his cognitive abilities decline with age during his presidency just like Biden.

I give him 50/50 to even survive it.

Especially if he tries to run for a third term. 'You'll never have to vote again after this,' anybody? I heard if he tries to do that Obama will run against him which would just be hysterical.
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Postby Concord Haven » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:44 pm

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bro were cooked if Elon musk gets to press any buttons :clap: we already saw what he did to twitter; took it down the seven layers of hell. The only reason hes "successful" (I stretch the definition) is because of his father's money
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Mon Nov 11, 2024 2:46 pm

Concord Haven wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2024/11/08/donald-trump-to-appoint-elon-musk-as-secretary-of-cost-cutting/75668474007/

bro were cooked if Elon musk gets to press any buttons :clap: we already saw what he did to twitter; took it down the seven layers of hell


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Postby Benuty » Mon Nov 11, 2024 5:31 pm

Cyptopir wrote:I look forward to seeing his cognitive abilities decline with age during his presidency just like Biden.

A second Reagan, God help us all.
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Postby Almighty Biden » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:31 pm

Benuty wrote:
Cyptopir wrote:I look forward to seeing his cognitive abilities decline with age during his presidency just like Biden.

A second Reagan, God help us all.

I can't tell if your trying to flatter Mr. Trumps ego or insult Reagan's legacy
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Postby Untecna » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:35 pm

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Postby The Toll » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:43 pm

Almighty Biden wrote:
Benuty wrote:A second Reagan, God help us all.

I can't tell if your trying to flatter Mr. Trumps ego or insult Reagan's legacy

EVEN BIDEN AGREES!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Postby Ineva » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:44 pm

Almighty Biden wrote:
Benuty wrote:A second Reagan, God help us all.

I can't tell if your trying to flatter Mr. Trumps ego or insult Reagan's legacy

How about Carter (Biden) and Nixon (Trump)?
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Postby Almighty Biden » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:45 pm

Ineva wrote:
Almighty Biden wrote:I can't tell if your trying to flatter Mr. Trumps ego or insult Reagan's legacy

How about Carter (Biden) and Nixon (Trump)?

I don't think that analogy works. Trump, for all his flaws, at least isn't Nixon.
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Postby Washington-Columbia » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:48 pm

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Postby Benuty » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:51 pm

Almighty Biden wrote:
Benuty wrote:A second Reagan, God help us all.

I can't tell if your trying to flatter Mr. Trumps ego or insult Reagan's legacy

Insult them both for the fact one hid his mental decline behind Nancy and her personal astrologer while the others is broadcasted as "telling it like it is".
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Postby Almighty Biden » Mon Nov 11, 2024 6:54 pm

Benuty wrote:
Almighty Biden wrote:I can't tell if your trying to flatter Mr. Trumps ego or insult Reagan's legacy

Insult them both for the fact one hid his mental decline behind Nancy and her personal astrologer while the others is broadcasted as "telling it like it is".

You missed the irony in my post.
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