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Piety America
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Founded: Nov 03, 2024
Democratic Socialists

AN's Most Bizarre Factbook

Postby Piety America » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:01 pm

What is AN's most bizarre, weird, or confusing factbook.
Nation 1: *proceeds to publish his message via use of thy hands touching the keyboard connected to the message board, the forum, F7 even.*
Nation 2: Yo the "UwU War [IC]" is strange
Nation 3: I'm confused by "Codex: Rick Sanchez killed JFK Theory (OOC) (WIP)"
NS Doth not be of any Canon to me and my house.
Afuera! Afuera! Afuera! Afuera!
"And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, 'the government wouldn't do that.' Oh yes they would.'
Official Product of Yakub [This is what the Nation of Islam actually believes]
Pan-American Militarist.
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Squarelandiuh
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Posts: 41
Founded: Oct 12, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Squarelandiuh » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:02 pm

I would say this OOC factbook is the most bizarre out of all the factbooks you have.
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Untecna wrote:Attempting to reserve a spot in F7.

Pink Pirlanya wrote:Squares are boring, circles are ten times better!

The Boggest Place on Earth wrote:unfortunately squares, yours is boring as all hell
The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh! (under Tom Fizzergill) - The uh ang da sak guy!
A 27 civilization, according to this index.
NS stats are currently addicted playing the web game Find the Squares: The Return.

Square News: Square Squareson announced to become a presidential candidate in the next election || Paz del Mar mayor demands Spanish to be the official language of the city
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The Scandoslavic Empire
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Posts: 794
Founded: Mar 05, 2024
Anarchy

Postby The Scandoslavic Empire » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:03 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=squ ... id=2568145

Your leader has had a Putin-rivalingly long rule, which is... weird.
✵ THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF SCANDOSLAVIA ✵
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«From the river to the sea, I don't know, stop asking me»
Our Constitution | 12Axes | InfValues | World Map | Our President | Scandoslavic Armed Forces
SSBN: Mostkavites photograph mysterious aircraft under wraps near upcoming parade route | SVK-577 Joskeva reports sinking of a 'supposed hostile pirate craft' in the Kolograv Strait | BTA declassified document reveals existence of canceled 1950s nuclear weapons program
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Potatopelago
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: Mar 13, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Potatopelago » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:06 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2572028

chaos of socialism is good
I made a Potato Religion!
I'm a New Brunswicker!
Potatopelago is basically Western Latvia (But better)
NS stats were exiled for worshiping Orangys
Graduated from Death Chart Criticising School
Please let me back in the closet
THE FREE IMPERIAL CITY OF ULM is cool
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Rylland
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Posts: 732
Founded: May 26, 2024
New York Times Democracy

Postby Rylland » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:07 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2535381

This. I love fanarts.
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Sardinia-Sicily
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 364
Founded: May 01, 2024
Right-wing Utopia

Postby Sardinia-Sicily » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:09 pm

Red Lantern Festival https://www.nationstates.net/nation=ryl ... id=2564088
Newest Factbook: My favorite Classical Compositions, https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sar ... id=2589379
AH and AF Mapper
Proud Conservative

Quotes:
"Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong" - President Calvin Coolidge
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country" - President John F. Kennedy
"I have destroyed the Austrian Army, by simply marching." - Emperor Napoleon of House Bonaparte
"Dude...Uncool" - Oversimplified

My Nation:
Nation is currently involved in the following conflicts: The First War of the Lemons
Nicknames: SarSic or Lil'Italy. Call me S-S and I will send you to the Pizzeria Gulags
Everyone's favorite Italian Nation
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Sherpus
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Posts: 534
Founded: Mar 05, 2023
Father Knows Best State

Postby Sherpus » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:09 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sardinia-sicily/detail=factbook/id=2571466

Whar?
2x NationVision Champion - NationVision 12, 32
A Class 0.167 civilization according to this index
Ranks 91.4 on the International Safety Index Absolutely Safe (90 - 100)
Ranks 95.0 on the International Corruption Index Not corrupt (90 - 100)
He/Him, Cis male, becoming active on F7, autistic, hates Charlotte (TG me if you wanna know), depressed, chronically online, One Detroit, One Pride
NS Stats are not canon.

NationVision Official Member (NV11 - )
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Arelont
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 147
Founded: Jul 07, 2024
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Arelont » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:11 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=sherpus/detail=factbook/id=1898723


morbiroyd
Arelont!
Current Era: Napoleonic, but with mechs!
1940's ish, due to Arelont bringing some modern tech that people have researched

BREAKING NEWS • VICTORY DECLARED, PARADES IN STREETS TO CELEBRATE • PEACE WITH THE LIBERTARIANS, FREE STATE OF ARELONT DECLARED BY THEM
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Trump Almighty
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Posts: 2042
Founded: Dec 07, 2022
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Trump Almighty » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:11 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=she ... id=1898723

This was really short, only took me around a few seconds to read
Ninja’d

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=are ... id=2576495
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America MUST fully reject modern conveniences and return to SIMPLE life AWAY from society! Many are saying I was the PLAINEST president of ALL TIME!
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Piety America
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Founded: Nov 03, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Piety America » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:12 pm

what da haaaaaeeeeëel
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Average day when it snows in New Mexico
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NS Doth not be of any Canon to me and my house.
Afuera! Afuera! Afuera! Afuera!
"And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, 'the government wouldn't do that.' Oh yes they would.'
Official Product of Yakub [This is what the Nation of Islam actually believes]
Pan-American Militarist.
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Enclave Detachment Abigail
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Nov 25, 2023
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Enclave Detachment Abigail » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:51 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pie ... id=2575331

This one is the most confusing, because you will never convince me that any of these guys are Mennonites
We're from the Government. We're here to help
No More Mutants!
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The German Brotherhood
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Posts: 46
Founded: Oct 01, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The German Brotherhood » Thu Nov 07, 2024 3:54 pm

The Holy German Court had officially declared that AN’s most bizarre factbook is https://www.nationstates.net/nation=enclave_detachment_abigail/detail=factbook/id=1986254
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The Terren Dominion
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Posts: 1217
Founded: Nov 21, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Terren Dominion » Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:06 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the ... id=1938669
This one is pretty random and just sort of there? I would also say the one with the picture of a spaceship with a giant cross on it, but I think that's more cool then bizarre.
The Terren Dominion
Terren is a mighty colonial empire forged from a collection of tribes and kingdoms set in a fantasy world.
Overview|Military|Navy|Magic|Economy|Maps|Religion|Language

Poly-Sci student, lover of history and the HRE
Anti-Fascist
I agree with some aspects of socialism and communism but am generally pro capitalist.
NS Stats are canon.
If anyone on this website guesses my actual religion, I will immediately know they have been spying on me because you absolutely did not guess that.
I still consider myself conservative, but I am socially pretty liberal and can no longer support the Republicans while they are under Trumps control.
Fascism is bad, Racism is dumb, LGBTQIA+ people deserve full rights, and Climate Change is real. Duh.
Yes, the word "Terren" is spelled correctly.
Absolutely no relation to Starcraft.
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Piety America
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Founded: Nov 03, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Piety America » Thu Nov 07, 2024 5:51 pm

I guess because of the name for the first one, I forgor it already, something Orthodoxy
NS Doth not be of any Canon to me and my house.
Afuera! Afuera! Afuera! Afuera!
"And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, 'the government wouldn't do that.' Oh yes they would.'
Official Product of Yakub [This is what the Nation of Islam actually believes]
Pan-American Militarist.
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Squarelandiuh
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Posts: 41
Founded: Oct 12, 2024
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Squarelandiuh » Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:19 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=piety_america/detail=factbook/id=2576399

I'm sure this is the most bizarre out of all of the factbooks you have, I repeat.
Untecna wrote:Attempting to reserve a spot in F7.

Pink Pirlanya wrote:Squares are boring, circles are ten times better!

The Boggest Place on Earth wrote:unfortunately squares, yours is boring as all hell
The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh! (under Tom Fizzergill) - The uh ang da sak guy!
A 27 civilization, according to this index.
NS stats are currently addicted playing the web game Find the Squares: The Return.

Square News: Square Squareson announced to become a presidential candidate in the next election || Paz del Mar mayor demands Spanish to be the official language of the city
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The German Brotherhood
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Posts: 46
Founded: Oct 01, 2023
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The German Brotherhood » Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:56 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=squarelandiuh/detail=factbook/id=2568145

Tom Fizzergill is my president, Fizzergill 2028!
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Mirage Islands
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Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 13, 2024
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Mirage Islands » Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:00 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the ... id=2561482

bruh what are those two moons doing in like low earth orbit
PLEASE BUY MY CANOLA PLS PLS

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Piety America
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Founded: Nov 03, 2024
Democratic Socialists

Postby Piety America » Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:01 pm

German Allah, Syria, Bashar!
NS Doth not be of any Canon to me and my house.
Afuera! Afuera! Afuera! Afuera!
"And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, 'the government wouldn't do that.' Oh yes they would.'
Official Product of Yakub [This is what the Nation of Islam actually believes]
Pan-American Militarist.
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Archipel Sempi
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 433
Founded: Aug 11, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Archipel Sempi » Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:02 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=pie ... id=2576399

What the fuck is this?
⊡⊡⊡ THE SEMPI ARCHIPELAGO ⊡⊡⊡
"La beauté de l'azur tropical, l'esprit de l'aventure."
Fact Friday: There are over 1,700 places named San Jose.
silly Pacific archipelago with 102 tiny islands and 6 big ones = 108 islands
"Good symbolism is what makes a flag good, not how the flag looks."
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IS NOT CANON.
/| • • |\ This is Spidey. He is on a journey to explore every forum nation! Put Spidey in your Sig so he can
/| ___ | \ fulfill his lifelong dreams!
I am a proud, patriotic Bulgarian
All NS stats (except for population and world assembly endorsements) are canon unless said otherwise.
He/Him
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Azurnailia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1231
Founded: Apr 05, 2024
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Azurnailia » Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:02 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2547677

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NS stats and Policies were sent to die in the commie genocide
#Nothingbuiltcanlastforever
He/him IRL, She/her in RP
Souverain Revachol wrote:+parry +ultraricoshot +down to size +fistful of dollar +quickdraw +projectile boost
Welcome to Azurnailia!
Finding and destroying anyone who outstamps Political rights since 1793!

Today I'm Feeling Authoritarian Socialism

Two things: 1 I AM NOT A FEMALE, 2 I AM NOT A TSUNDERE. thank you for your time
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Mirage Islands
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Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 13, 2024
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Mirage Islands » Thu Nov 07, 2024 7:10 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=azu ... id=2503442

bruh the flags are crazy
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Chickennaise
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Founded: Sep 24, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Chickennaise » Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:25 pm

This thread was made for me! 8)

Anyway, it's gotta be the one about canola oil...
Boss Moss is our leader! He is the bravest! He is a friendly plant monster! He made world peace by throwing evil people in a pit!
OOC: I drew a bird • I spent four hours making a model sheet for said bird, and I'm tired, boss • My IRL D&D group won't learn Fabula Ultima and I'm sad about it • Nikola Tesla deserved better :( • I will feed beans to my friends Dec 14
Chickennaise National News: 57 hospitalized after massive brawl at GigaWeebCon; fight started over which shipgirl would smell the best • Neo Taipei robotics industry builds ten millionth robot; "I'm not special, just the newest," says Miriam-III • Stith Cult Grand Poobah Bland Erdman orders Kerry at Philadelphia cheesesteak restaurant; gets fined PP500 • Weekend at Bernie's theme park opens in Miami
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The Grand Athena And Nike
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Nov 05, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Grand Athena And Nike » Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:29 pm

Favorite:b. https://www.nationstates.net/nation=chi ... id=2570812
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"I have thought about this moment more than you know, and I had wondered if, at this ending between us, you would care enough to try to save me. If a Jedi could find it within themselves to spare one who has fallen so far. I wanted you to say those words, for that I am grateful. But I don't want your mercy, I want you to break."-Kreia
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Washington-Columbia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 812
Founded: Jan 29, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Washington-Columbia » Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:29 pm

I'd say this is Chickennaise's most bizarre factbook, and that's saying a lot. The image looks so out of context by itself, and without the text, I'd be confused on what it is.

Ninja'd I have been...

All of GAN's factbooks aren't really bizarre, so I'd say this is the most bizarre out of them all. It is pretty confusing with the formatting and the information though...
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Imagine a bunch of socialist hikers, conservative lumberjacks and socdem hippies trying to make a utopia. That's us.
Overview
SHUT UP [names of neo-nazis], YOURE NOT A SS OFFICER SENT TO DESTROY WOKE HEGIMONY, YOURE AN EDGY 14-YEAR-OLD WHO LIVES IN CHICAGO
Barbie is an Allegory for Animal Farm. Kens (Animals) seize control over the Barbies (Humans) and Ryan Gosling seizes power himself (Napoleon the Pig) and keeps much of the status quo.
Extended OOC
CASCADIAN UNION
Murica and Canadeh's progressive brother
Home to Deadpool, Batman and Jesse Pinkman
NS stats have smoked too much grass & are sleeping RN
CBC N5 Weekly News:Riots in Georgia after GE-RU collaboration bill - Mr. Frog/Man bid wins with over 604 EC votes - SCOTUS says "trans people are hella f***** balls-to-the-wall-awesome" in landmark 8-1 ruling
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The Scandoslavic Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 794
Founded: Mar 05, 2024
Anarchy

Postby The Scandoslavic Empire » Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:33 pm

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=was ... id=1655389

Just feels like an Office quote with the "Fact" title, honestly.
✵ THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF SCANDOSLAVIA ✵
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«From the river to the sea, I don't know, stop asking me»
Our Constitution | 12Axes | InfValues | World Map | Our President | Scandoslavic Armed Forces
SSBN: Mostkavites photograph mysterious aircraft under wraps near upcoming parade route | SVK-577 Joskeva reports sinking of a 'supposed hostile pirate craft' in the Kolograv Strait | BTA declassified document reveals existence of canceled 1950s nuclear weapons program
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