Einheitsweltian Missile Crisis

[Einheitswelt]

ATTENTION. THIS IS SAI.9000
(OOC: The AI responsible for maintenance of Einheitsweltian missile silos)

THREAT DETECTED
Argentius, LOCKED
Anti-Unitarist Britain, LOCKED
North Einheitswelt, LOCKED

BRACE FOR IMPACT IN T-90 SECONDS

Rules:
1. No Godmode
2. No trolls

[Einheitswelt]

[THREE DAYS OF INTERVENTION BEFORE THE LAUNCH]
(If you want to participate in the roleplay as a targeted nation, telegram me!)

[Bomb Country]

Bombed.

[Einheitswelt]

Bombed.

(ooc: who got bombed?)

[SuperTrumpian Q GigaEmpire]

ALL true patriots have had their coordinates locked in. We have to stop the Radical Left from destroying our cities, these are very beautiful places - and Einheitsworld, they’re not sending their best, they’re sending ATOMIC BOMBS. Well, I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you this, if you do this, we’re going to do things to you that have never been done before. Never.

Activation Code: Ronald McDonald!

150,000,000 TRVE AMERICQN PQTRIQTS are now prepared to ATTACK.

MAGA!

[Bomb Country]

Bombed.

(ooc: who got bombed?)

Everyone.

[Einheitswelt]

The German Brotherhood, LOCKED

[Einheitswelt]

ALL true patriots have had their coordinates locked in. We have to stop the Radical Left from destroying our cities, these are very beautiful places - and Einheitsworld, they’re not sending their best, they’re sending ATOMIC BOMBS. Well, I’ll tell you, I’ll tell you this, if you do this, we’re going to do things to you that have never been done before. Never.

Activation Code: Ronald McDonald!

150,000,000 TRVE AMERICQN PQTRIQTS are now prepared to ATTACK.

MAGA!

(OOC: Do not troll-roleplay or godmode please)