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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Ferrik
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Founded: Nov 02, 2024
Corporate Police State

JUST BOMB THE ZOMBIES!

Postby Ferrik » Sat Nov 02, 2024 6:54 am

Worried about Zombies and other undead? Buy our TOTALLY NOT ILLEGALLY MANUFACTURED bombs! They can wipe out zombies in an instant, YES YES!
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Cerespasia
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Founded: May 13, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cerespasia » Sat Nov 02, 2024 6:58 am

The Cerespasian National Marine Corps, or the surviving percentage of it, would like to procure one bomb for preliminary testing and study purposes.
CERES IS BACK!
And I want some more..!
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Ferrik
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Founded: Nov 02, 2024
Corporate Police State

Postby Ferrik » Sat Nov 02, 2024 7:13 am

Cerespasia wrote:The Cerespasian National Marine Corps, or the surviving percentage of it, would like to procure one bomb for preliminary testing and study purposes.


GREAT GREAT! I mean... sure, absolutely. We will send you over one for as a free trial (we have plenty of those). Word of caution, though, we highly recommend that you you read the instruction manual on how to maintain it. Just as a precaution.
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Orifna
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Founded: Mar 03, 2022
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Orifna » Sat Nov 02, 2024 11:15 am

Can I buy 500 bombs? I'll give you 500 cigarettes in return, created by our funny cigarette materialization device.
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