(Special thanks to the mods for fishing this out.)
Description: A catastrophic collapse of a colliery spoil tip at a coal mine in [Animal] Town has sent a massive landslide into the community, taking the lives of many children as it inundated the Junior School and nearby homes. As the nation mourns this profound loss, concerns about the safety of coal mines in nearby communities begin to grow across the country.
Principal @@RANDOM_NAME@@ stands in front of the ruins of @@HIS@@ school, barely holding it together for a prepared statement to the hundreds of reporters. "Coal towns and their continued use brings substantial risks. From aging infrastructure and adverse weather to serious health implications for nearby communities, we must reconsider these operations. Relocating them to remote areas would mitigate these risks for residents. Our priority must be the wellbeing of families and communities, to prevent anything like this from happening again."
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Fallout: Colliery workers are flown in from hundreds of miles away
“Coal has long served as the cornerstone of our energy sector,” remarks National Coal Board Chairman Desmond Clarke, with a hint of concern as he straightens his suit. “It’s abundant, reliable, and, quite frankly, economically advantageous. This recent tragedy only underscores the importance of adequate funding to ensure operational safety. More resources are essential if we’re to avoid further disruptions – think of it as an investment in the public good,” he adds while standing proud. “And naturally, we all have the children’s welfare in mind. No price is too high, right?”
Fallout: Children associate coal mines with piggy banks.
“This is a serious pattern of negligence,” declares Dr. Margaret Holmes, head of the Say No to Coal coalition, her expression grave. “The National Coal Board has been repeatedly warned about the precarious state of these sites, making this latest incident an all-too-predictable outcome. Relocating coal towns does little to address the underlying hazards of coal mining when understanding that mine workers are still expected to work in those horrible conditions. While economically challenging, phasing out this industry altogether is the only sustainable path forward. Protecting public health and safety cannot wait.”
Fallout: Naughty children receive pine cones for the holidays.
even though I was born in America. 3. Please elaborate on how I should reword it and less bunch it up. 3. So for Issue three, I was thinking of the Say No to Coal person attacking coal due to its high greenhouse gasses emissions. If you have better suggestions please let me know. 4. I got the entire incident from Aberfan. I have very good Wiki knowledge and when I came past this event, I was like "hmm could spark issues for sure." Thanks so much for replying, I would def put more thought into it and fix it up 
