Old forum thread here. Starting a new one to clear the air a little from the heated passions from the last time we tried this. Open to feedback on the rhythm and lyrics.
Original song here.
I've checked it several times throughout the past year, to see if I miss anything that would cause it to get taken out back and shot. So far, nothing else, but I'm only human, after all.
We un-festive few, recognize that:
You’re a bad one, 482.
You need to be repealed!
The time has come to strike you from this very hallowed field, 482!
Here we list the reasons that you truly have to yield!
You’re a rough one, 482.
Your lyrics have no rhyme!
When we try to sing these words, they come up all off-time, 482!
Airing such wacky phrases really should be a crime!
You’re a tough one, 482.
Christmas is not alone!
There are holidays out there that don't make us sigh and groan, 482!
Given the choice between the two of them,
We’d rather celebrate our own!
You’re a tricky one, 482.
You dress up like a child!
Your punctuation is lacking and it makes you quite mild, 482!
The two words that best describe you are as follows, and we quote,
“Very reviled!”
You’re a menace, 482.
You’re really quite the chore!
You’ve so many terms without defining what they’re fooor, 482!
How can we expect to take you seriously when the first thing that you do is sidestep the plight of zombies, nukes, and coups, while going to vote in November?
You sicken us, 482.
Your time is almost through!
Your purpose could be worthy, but you simply make us blue, 482!
The Grouchy Security Council hereby repeals Resolution 482!
