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OOC: This repository of news information is intended to serve as a centralized point for news events, both major and minor, that may or may not necessarily warrant international attention. All news events in this archive are to be considered canon unless otherwise stated. All dates are according to the French Revolutionary calendar, which my country uses in place of the Gregorian.

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Vice President of the Crystal Castle Republic interviewed concerning negotiations between the CCR and Aureumterra over Ogtogo
"We remain committed to Ogtogo"; Vice President Hőbér announces President Lorraine Kindrakewich's visit to Potens as part of the latest round of talks concerning the centuries old feud.
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Vice President Bertram Hőbér during the interview stated that "the government and people of this country assure you that the armed forces will protect them, and that any potential threats will be eliminated."


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Sainte François de Mamiel, Ogtogo, Toteco - Vice President Bertram Hőbér was interviewed by the renowned journalist Walt Estey, who has lived and worked in Ogtogo for five years, following the news that President Lorraine Kindrakewich was attending talks in Potens. The interview primarily focused on the actions that the federal government would take within the coming month which revolved around diplomatic support of Ghant and Anagonia. He also announced his government's decision to refrain from offering any military support in the hopes of alleviating fears among the general public worried about the rising tensions in the region.

Vice President Hőbér made several comments during the interview, citing that the federal government remained committed to "not only Ogtogo, but the whole of Toteco," but he refused to give any insight about the future of the Norfolkite embassy within Potens; when Estey noted the concerns of Norfolkite tourists visiting Aureumterra, he stated that there was no reason to worry, and that "were something the matter, the government would have already made it known to them." This has become, in light of recent tensions in Esvanovia, something of a hot topic amongst the public, primarily those living in Toteco. The state, long considered the poorest in the United Esvanovian States, has long elected, or otherwise been supportive of, populist politicians who run on racist platforms; in the thirties, presidential candidate Hugh Longfellow, controversial alone in Free Norfolk City proper for his bombastic speeches and fiery rhetoric about "leveling the economy," enjoyed near-unanimous support throughout Toteco for his inflammatory speeches condenming Aureumterra (he praised the numerous volunteers from Ogtogo who had, against government orders, went to fight with the Anagonians in Bekershafen) and promising that, if elected, he would intervene in the Great War on the side of the Triple Pact. Longfellow's campaign ultimately failed, but numerous "disciples" of his were active thereafter, often accusing Aureumterra of sponsoring secret societies seeking to extend Aureumterran sovereignty over the island of Ogtogo; combined with rumors of a Totecan woman being attacked and killed by an Enme man, and other "lurid, sordid events," a series of organized pogroms took place, with numerous Enme homes and businesses put to the torch, their occupants attacked and even killed. Once alerted, President Solomon Trevorrow mobilized the island's National Guard to assist law enforcement in suppressing the riots, and the governor of Toteco, Fytor Thoné, was thrown out of office once found by the federal goverment to have been complicit in the riots, calling it "opportunism" and "hatred" by the state government. His replacement, Kyros Cheeyev, said in his first speech to the public that there was a dire need to "drag a red hot iron across these islands," and made it his purpose in his political life to suppress Totecan radicals, preferring to obtain a political coordination between the state (and federal) authorities and Totecan moderates.

Despite Norfolkite neutrality during the Great War, Trevorrow's government was noted to be sympathetic to the Triple Pact, in particular Anagonia, and as a result, the Norfolkite embassy in Potens was temporarily closed for the duration of the Great War; it has been, since the cessation of hostilities, opened and closed a number of times and has been considered to be one of the most controversial international embassies of the country. When posed with the question of the future of the embassy, Hőbér stated that everything was under control, and that there was no need to worry. "I'm keeping the stress level a bit higher than usual," Hőbér explained. "But I assure you, we have everything under control. If we didn't, you would already know. Be rest assured, there's nothing to worry about. Look at Ogtogo! Look at Ogtogo! We can build this place! Once we've settled the score with Aureumterra, we can finally move forward, and carry out some much needed work that we've had to unfortunately delay."

He insisted upon the validity of the government's claim that the military in Ogtogo needed to remain on significant alert, citing the rising tensions in the region. When Estey pressed him to talk about it, stating that the popular impression was that the government was being vague and unspecific, Hőbér brushed him off, claiming that he was sure he had already answered the question:

"We're not going back and forth on this, mate. I've already told you, as I've told numerous other people, that our government remains committed to the security of Ogtogo. We're mobilizing the military; yes, but it's for defensive purposes. Solely defensive. As President Kindrakewich and I have said, time and time again, we are doing everything exactly as we've promised. We're not making any promises lightly here. These people are our people. This government is committed to the core to ensure the existence of our people and a future for Norfolkite children. We aren't going to stand idly by while Aureumterran ships sail around our waters, while their soldiers take pot shots at our men and women serving their country. We abide by our constitution, and it states, as I'm sure you know, that we will not go to war unless provoked. Yes, we support Ghant in their territorial claims on Fonen, and we support their demand for Aureumterra to repent for their ethnic cleansing, genocide and systematic oppression. Yes, we support Anagonia, as they are a fellow republic and a good neighbour, and have scratched our backs when we scratched theirs. But, despite all this, we will not dreg up the muck, and roll around in it like pigs. We will not sacrfice the men and women of this country in the name of someone else's grievances..."


Vice President Hőbér also noted that the government remained committed to providing funding and technical support for numerous civilian projects throughout Toteco, stating that "our primary aim is helping striving business owners, project owners, entrepreneurs, business executives, and even children opening up lemonade stands achieve their hopes and dreams with the strongest and utmost care," and that, in particular, "we want to pay close attention to the tourism industry; the sandy shores of Ogtogo are some of the finest this region has to offer, and like I told Mayor Farugo when I met with him in Taniquiecache, we are gonna maximize their potential to bring in tourists from all over this region; indeed, the entire world." So far, despite the numerous warnings about Aureumterran activity, and various close calls, many tourists far and wide flock to Ogtogo to bask in the sun on its idyllic beaches, and enjoying the quaint, lovely charms of coastal communities. He noted, also, that Miguel Tomas Balacua, the CEO and President of the Monmouth Bay Trading Company, was fully supportive of his government's actions thus far. "I've spoken to Balacua on numerous occassions, and he assures me that the Monmouth Bay Trading Company will spare no expense in promoting peace and unity throughout Esvanovia." When Estey asked quickly if there were plans to implement long requested reforms, Hőbér replied, "We are more than happy with the current setup; we have no reason to change what's in place." He also told Estey that Ogtogo "shouldn't just be known for the ongoing Crisis," and that the people were some of the most warm and welcoming he had met during his political career, "practically second only to the Kataseans, who I had the cleanest, best pleasure of meeting on the anniversary of the handover of the Rin Leased Territory back in 2000." He then spoke a few words in Katasean, no doubt appealing to would-be voters among the Rinfolk, the largest Katasean diaspora outside of Greater Dienstad.

When asked about the Kindrakewich administration's position on regional tensions again, Hőbér stated, "We would very much like to see peace and good will between all nations. We're a part of the Concert of Esvanovia, after all, remember? I trust the leaders of our fellow region members will choose wisely. I liken it to a cook making a big meal: he or she must always be mindful of what they're adding, because once added, they can't take it away. As such, the same can be said of the governments of Aureumterra, Ghant, Anagonia, and so on: once they have put some such army here, made some such threat there, you can't exactly take those away, can you? Their impact will remain, yes? So, we must be mindful, very mindful, of what we put out in the region, in the world. Well, we're putting out a call for common sense over dogma, unity over division; President Kindrakewich has always told me that above all else, we must secure not just peace in our time, but peace for all time."

Lastly, he noted that he had reached out to Prime Minister Ylbonard Gulinne of Garbania, whose government has openly supported the Norfolkite claim to Ogtogo. "Prime Minister Gulinne has always been a staunch supporter of the sincere friendship between our peoples," Hőbér explained. "As you know, our country hosts the largest component of the Garbanian diaspora; they are one of the country's largest ethnic groups, and have made significant contributions to Norfolkite society as an integral, important part of our cultural mosaic..."

"Since I have you here, and since there have been protests and numerous more calls for it, have you addressed concerns in Shaiburg, with him, considering the Shaiburg Massacre?" asked Estey.

Hőbér shook his head. "Let us put a pin on this for now. One matter at a time, friend. One matter at a time."

"Very well; so, the Garbanians will continue to support the Norfolkite claim?"

"That is so, yes. The Garbania of today is not the same as the Garbania of yesteryear, after all."

"I see. Has their government said anything about the rising tensions in Esvanovia, knowing that the United Esvanovian States hosts a significant Garbanian expat community?"

"Their government will spare no expense to come to the aid of their citizens, but we have no intention of bringing them into any conflict, no. Should war break out, we will deal with it ourselves."

"But you don't believe it will, I assume?"

"No, of course not. I fully believe common sense will prevail."

He also noted that Vajas, a friendly nation in Greater Dienstad, had also endorsed the Norfolkite claim to Ogtogo, and that he had assured them that all Vajasians in Esvanovia would be safe and sound. "Prime Minister Chloé de Brún was, and still is, a good friend of President Kindrakewich—as I'm sure you're aware, the two go quite a ways back—we're happy to know that she has chosen to be on the right side of history, and we've assured her that Vajas will continue to remain one of our country's closest allies. We share a common origin, after all..."

Hőbér concluded the interview by stating: "Be rest assured, people of Ogtogo. You made the choice to elect us, and we will serve and protect you as we promised. As I'm speaking here, the Coast Guard patrols the waters of your beloved island, protecting your loved ones as they fish and dive for pearls from Aureumterran "inspections." As I'm speaking here, the military patrols every inch of Ogtogan soil; they are fully armed and equipped to handle any opponent, and will commit to their removal with extreme prejudice, should the need arise; of course, I hope not! We want the world, let alone Esvanovia, to know that Ogtogo; no, Toteco as a whole, is not just some fetid backwater bickered and squabbled over, but a thriving, cosmopolitan society." He pulled out a bottle of Esvacola, and took a hearty swig. "You know, I recently toured an Esvacola factory in Huaxtepec, and I was very pleased to see how many hard working employees were, well, at work! Ours is a simple principle: honest pay for honest work. We are working around the clock to make sure that all companies do right by their employees, and Esvacola certainly has done its part!" Another swig. "And to make such a fine beverage as this, one of the best known contributions we've made to this region. Healthy and refreshing!" Estey rolled his eyes slightly as Hőbér took another swig. "The success of the Esvacola brand, being sold throughout this region, and indeed, the entire world, is yet another testament to just how well we've maintained this country. It is another example of how we seek to establish that Toteco, as a whole, is a vital part of the United Esvanovian States, and that we will stop at nothing to ensure that it thrives and prospers."

At the end of the interview, Hőbér shook Estey's hand and thanked him for the years of community service ("entirely unprompted, no less!") that he had done throughout Toteco. "We'll make sure that you are properly honored for all your hard work and dedication; after all, this government recognizes all the men, women and folx who make our country great, a shining example throughout the region and, indeed, the whole world. Thank you, Mr. Estey, for all that you do."

A spokesperson for the federal government stated that Vice President Hőbér would visit the CoinSquirt Liquid Finance offices here in Sainte François de Mamiel, as well as be the latest politician to visit the regionally renowned Atomic Shrimp restaurant, before heading back to Charlottechurch to conclude his tour of the United Esvanovian States; he visited the capital's mayor, Charslyn Le Cleck, as well, and told her that he was quite happy to see that her government had "done so much, so well," and urged her to keep up the stellar work. He also met with the governor of Toteco, Titouan Yorxn, his wife Aravelle and son, Jerobolod, and publically endorsed him, calling him "a good friend and staunch defender of democracy and freedom."

At Ogtogo's main airport, before departing for Charlottechurch, Vice President Hőbér addressed the crowd, stating that he and his government greatly appreciated the love and support from the people of Toteco, and that they would be rewarded "in due time" for both. The military band played both the national anthem and the state song of Toteco, and then Hőbér made dual v for victory signs before entering the plane, which flew off to the jubilant cheers of the onlookers, waving miniature Norfolkite and state flags and shouting patriotic slogans.

"I have full faith in the Kindrakewich administration," said one onlooker. "I voted for the Kindrakewich-Hőbér ticket because I knew that they told it like it is, that they weren't spouting bullshit like so many others would, and had. I am happy that I got off my tuchus to go and vote, and I urge everyone to do likewise: vote Kindrakewich-Hőbér! Zero tolerance, zero bullshit, all business!"

"Damn, yo!" howled another. "That big tiddy Goth MILF of ours is gonna kick some serious Enme ass! She's gonna take hold of that bitchmade, sorry ass Freddy, break his back, f*** his a**, and make him humble! Me and the boys at the frat are all pulling for her. Well, we're pulling something, airight!"

"Ugh! Of all the nerve!" shouted a third onlooker, a housewife from the suburbs. "Don't listen to that college punk! Our president is a strong, independent woman, not just some piece of meat to be gawked at! I'm honestly thrilled to know that our president is setting such a great example for all girls and women, nationwide." She rubbed her swollen belly pridefully and added, "If it's a girl, I'll make sure to name her after our great, inspiring president! Go Lorraine, go! Show those stuffy royals that times have changed, and you can't just push people around no more!"

As the crowd gradually dispersed, there was a feeling of great satisfaction among the people, but nothing is ever certain, and we do not know for sure how the talks in Potens will play out, but we will do our best to keep you up to date with the latest news. Let us all do our part to promote peace and unity in Esvanovia, so that we may never again repeat the mistakes of the Great War.


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"Nous sommes une nation, deux états." Prime Minister Sant-Junien announces President Lorraine Kindrakewich's visit to Ravensbourg as part of the latest round of talks concerning the centuries old friendship—as well as older feuds.

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Madame Marie-Claudette de Yves Sant-Junien, Prime Minister of Vajas, during an interview stated that "sometimes, with how close our peoples have been, it really does feel like we ultimately are one nation, two states."


Written by Ledon Hanes, EBC.

Ravensbourg, Vajas - For centuries, they've been best friends—whether in the war of Abettonese aggression, the constant dealing with what many critics call a petulant, recalcitrant Hæstirétt in Frederik IV of Aureumterra, or providing one another with disaster relief supplies and manpower, and they show no signs of stopping any time soon.

Relations have always been strong between Free Norfolk City and Vajas; in fact, Free Norfolk City was the first country to recognize the independence of Vajas on May 5th, 1955, while Vajas helped broker Norfolkite membership in the Garbanosphere on December 6th, 1973, ending a hundred and five years of mutual distrust between Norfolk and Garbania after "long, sometimes painful" talks on Île du Nouvelle Année, not that far off the coast of Lamoni, a long time friend of both countries.

Since then, Free Norfolk City has been a staunch supporter of Vajas in its efforts to consolidate its independence, preserve its territorial integrity and realize its economic potential arising from the rich natural resources of the Southern Seas of Greater Dienstad, while in return, Vajas has supported the Norfolkite claim on Ogtogo and was the first country to recognize the Kindrakewich admnistration as legitimate following the impeachment and throwing out of office of her predecessor, Montgomery Jackson-Triggs.

As such, it was not surprising that the Prime Minister of Vajas herself, Madame Marie-Claudette de Yves Sant-Junien, hosted President Kindrakewich for tea, cucumber sandwiches, and talks over pressing matters of state; in particular, the Norfolkite claim on Ogtogo—all members of the Garbanian Community, including Garbania itself, support the Norfolkite claim, and have done so since 1955; or, in Garbania's case, since 1892 when it handed over control of the island to the fledging republic. Numerous members of the Totecan community in Vajas were seen eagerly watching news coverage of the talks in their cafes and other social centers; many cheering and hollering (with such chants as "Down with the Hæstirétt!" and "Hands off our Ogtogo!" as well as, in a few unfortunate cases, quickly repudiated by President Kindrakewich: "The only good Enme is a dead Enme.") when both leaders explictly defended the Totecan right to self-determination, as per international law. "The peoples and governments of our countries assure you," President Kindrakewich said at the news conference she held with Sant-Junien, "that we will do everything possible to ensure that Ogtogo lives long and prospers under the custodianship of us, the Norfolkite people. Ogtogo is Norfolkite today, Ogtogo is Norfolkite tomorrow, and damn it, Ogtogo will be Norfolkite forever!"

Norfolkite expats also cheered on their president, who promised significant boosts to investment and involvement in Vajas following Vajas' decision to join the Southern Seas Community; Free Norfolk City is Vajas' second largest trading partner, and Norfolkite businesses have been plentiful in Vajas since even before independence; particularly as many of the sailors and traders operating in what would become the Rin Leased Territory (which lasted from 1900 to 2000) were based in Vajasian ports.

Back in Norfolk, Vajasian expats likewise cheered on their prime minister, whose Progressive Conservatives have governed Vajas since 2017; the ProgCons had, prior, formed the government, without interruption, from independence in 1955 until the party's defeat in the 2003 election, for a grand total of forty eight years in power. They had to wait until a snap election in 2017 saw them snap back into power, with Sant-Junien's charismatic charms and populist message striking a chord with Vajasian voters; some have attributed her seemingly meteoric rise to power due to her looks, as many social media users have long called one another her simps; one even likened paying taxes to being the paypig of a findom.

The talks went on for quite some time, and both sides seemed mutually pleased with the end result—Prime Minister Sant-Junien noted that, "As per the charter that binds our nations together within our Community, Vajas is committed to defending Norfolk, should the most unfortunate series of events take place; should the Hæstirétt, having fooled himself into a false sense of superiority, believe that he can take Ogtogo from its rightful owners by force of arms, the members of the Community, Vajas included, shall spare no expense to reciprocate, in kind, until he has learned his lesson." This statement was collaborated by the Garbanian government, which issued a statement stating that, "While His Imperial Majesty's government does not seek war, it shall [i]not stand idly by while a member of our Community is under threat."

Despite relations with Aureumterra being rather warm, and despite the last skirmsh between both sides having happened years ago, it has taken quite some time for members of the general public to adjust—at one point, a young adult coffeehouse whose owners hoped to give "the next generation a real voice," had to shut down until further notice after its opening night somehow turned into an anti-Aureumterran rally. 'Some unscheduled propagandizing went on and the students reacted a little too favorably,' explained coffeehouse director Gil Kirkham, a teacher at a local high school. Following a reading of what was called "extremist literature," in initial reports, several members of a high school baseball team marched down Fifth Avenue, intending to stone the Aureumterran embassy. They were joined by former members of the same school's cheerleading squad, and the two were reputedly shouting crude slogans. However, said embassy is on Thomas Müller Street, which they were not anywhere near.

"These days, now more than ever, young people are impressionable,' Kirkham said, 'and the last thing we want is to build a base of operations for political extremists."

In response, expressing solidarity with "these allies of our struggle," a group of Totecans appeared in front of the Aureumterran embassy, throwing rocks, rotten produce, jugs of spoiled milk, and beheaded effigies of the Hæstirétt and his wife over the fence that separated them from the embassy. Norfolkite police were quick to hand out arrests, and President Kindrakewich issued a statement "lamenting the miserable behaviour of our people," urging all Norfolkites to "stand proudly, but most of all, dignified," and that "we are too close to screw it all up now." Mr. Kirkham reported that several of his students were pulled out of school, as well, in protest of what their parents identified as a "severe lack of respect for our people and our contributions to Norfolkite society."

Totecan protesters, steeped in an internet subculture of economic discontent and political extremism, have said they're merely exercising their freedom of speech. "If the Enme don't like it," said one protester, "They can fuck off back to Aureumterra—Ogtogo is our ancestral land. The Enme stole our land, they whipped us. They are cockroaches. They are murderers. Ogtogo is our Totecan land. We are the majority. They are a minority of traitors and invaders. We will squash the infestation. We hope the President and her people will continue to stand firm against them. We will get help from wherever we have to get it to keep our land and islands safe. MOGA!"

Another protester said, "Where we go one, we go all! We are so happy that the people of Norfolk support us in our struggle for a free Ogtogo! We know the enemy will not stop at Ogtogo; if they take it from us, they will surely come for the rest of our islands! This cannot stand. This must not stand. We must rally all freedom-loving peoples into a great force that will force those bastards to stay away! We have their names and addresses, I say we should take the fight to them! Never forget their tricks: delay, deny, defend..."

On the other hand, some were quite appalled by the displays. "I think we'll never get anywhere fighting like this," opined one housewife. "I mean, I have to take my kid to school past this rabble every other day—how do I explain to her all the sick, twisted crap they've said? I mean, I get it, I'm no fan of pompous twits pretending they're better than the rest of us like this Freddy bloke, but surely we can express that without songs calling for ethnic cleansing?"

Another even scolded President Kindrakewich herself. "It’s completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the Totecan people and their lived experience!" he, the owner of a convenience store selling Totecan imports said. "How could she go to Potens, and with her own daughter too? She should want nothing to do with them until they accept they are not wanted in Ogtogo and buzz off. Why is it up to us to come to a peace table when we have done no wrong? They keep coming to us, we've never gone to them!"

Even the Emperor and Empress of Garbania, currently visiting Esvanovia as part of their friendship and amity tour—it will soon mark the first visit of a Garbanian monarch to Norfolk since 1666—were confronted with the stark reality of the situation; upon their arrival in Ogtogo, everything seemed fine and dandy. They checked out local landmarks, they met with commoners and notables alike, and even filmed a video for a public television pledge drive urging people to donate. However, it all went to pot when their motorcade went right past a protest in which an effigy of the Hæstirétt and his wife, Ingrid, were hung from makeshift gallows, while another pair were trampled upon and dismembered by protesters shouting Enmephobic slogans; when the protesters noticed TIM's presence, they tried, in vain, to block the motorcade from passing, demanding Garbania end all diplomatic relations with Aureumterra, and join in their boycott of all Aureumterran products, services, and tourists. These acts were routinely condemned by leading politicians, and the Empress herself reputedly mused while touring a newly upgraded factory that, "It's dreadful what's going on with those protests. What madness is this? We can't let them dreg up the muck that spent so long shoveling out of sight."

In Vajas, the sentiment was much the same; Sant-Junien and Kindrakewich both condemned these acts, urging all protesters to be mindful of the present situation. "Times have changed," said President Kindrakewich. "We cannot go on as we have in the past. We have got to act in a more civilized manner. The Hæstirétt will spare no expense to demean and mock our people, so why should we give him any more ammunition? I am urging all Norfolkite citizens to express their frustrations in a healthier manner..."

Once talks were concluded, both leaders visited the eternal flame that burns at the tomb of the unknown soldier, memorializing losses during the War of Abettonese Aggression; many Norfolkites served in the war, defending Vajas and penetrating Abetton deep and hard, including the famous sack of Sauville, ultimately bringing about that country's defeat. President Kindrakewich said, "This war did not just ensure the existence of the Vajasian people and a future for their children, but it ensured that Norfolkites were more than capable of holding their own, that we saw what could be done, and that we could roll up our sleeves and do it ourselves." The Ambassador of Garbania to Vajas, Dortimir Tussnick, also issued a congratulatory statement on behalf of his nation's government, urging Vajasians the world over to "stand fast, to be mindful that the work is never done, to pass down the blessings of their nation—self-reliance, purity, and independence."

Both leaders also spent time visiting schools, nursing homes, and historical landmarks; they also met with Norfolkite expats, many of whom expressed a strong sense of love and admiration. Memesters were also at it, posting on an industrial scale memes calling the two leaders "boss babes," and posting them on the profiles of Enme individuals and groups, demanding that they pay their due respects. Other trolls made music video edits of the two leaders; calling them "best girls" or "our girls" and urging one another to keep up their long-running, almost industrial-scale campaigns of harassment, review bombing and "general shitposting" against Aureumterran businesses and individuals. Many of these posters came from Shaiburg, a borough rife with Totecan sympathies due to rampant anti-monarchist sentiments over the past hundred plus years; indeed, pubs throughout Shaiburg were full of inebriated people who toasted to a free Ogtogo and the end of the Aureumterran monarchy; at nightclubs, DJs dedicated their sets to the same cause. A once unknown indie game dev studio released "Enme Simulator," which was pulled from the store it was released on after many on social media pointed out its reference to many stereotypes and claims about Enme; as well, a session of Congress was the scene of a sort of "verbal skirmish," as a congressman from Shaiburg urged that Norfolk cut off any and all relations with Aureumterra, insisting that it was for the "good of the country; Ogtogo, most of all," which was challenged by representatives from other boroughs calling the idea "nonsense of the absolute worst kind," and urging for greater talks. Vice President Bertram Hőbér was particularly not amused with the demand, stating that, "I firmly believe the man's a patriot like any other, but he's not a particularly bright one—we can't claw back now; no, not when we are so close to victory. I am hopeful that my fellow statespeople will see reason, and work with our government to ensure this."

In Esvanovia, Miguel Tomás Balacua, the President of the United Esvanovian States, has long been seen as focused primarily on other pressing issues at hand, such as the fear of full scale warfare between Anagonia, Kaskaida, and their allies; he recently strengthened the military's fortifications along the border with Anagonia, and issued a statement to that effect—when asked about the talks in Vajas, Balacua replied, "I have instructed the Governor of Toteco to put his state on the highest alert—I am confident that come what may, it will be us, not those bastards in Potens, who will be standing tall." Protests throughout the United Esvanovian States commenced in full swing—a Totecan celebrity's fanboys, notorious for their inflammatory remarks online, were up in arms when said celebrity posted a picture of a group of Ogtogan soldiers surrounding the bodies of dead Enme after a skirmish back in the forties; the caption read as follows: "The only thing you should feel when you shoot Enme is the recoil of your firearm." Said celebrity was none other than Tenoch Chuquipoma, whom critics say has long espoused Enmephobic views; in response to criticism, Chuquipoma stated in a post that, "My family has fought them for generations; why shouldn't I do likewise? This is war, and we've gotta act accordingly. Look, none of us Totecans ever asked for them to be here; this is our ancestral land! If they don't like it, there's the door!" Another Totecan celebrity, feminist podcaster Suri Uchuypoma, mentioned that the Enme plan to take over Ogtogo would see the introduction of the droit du seigneur ('right of the lord'), also known as jus primae noctis, which many critics of Aureumterra allege is still practiced in that country. "Our girls and women deserve better than to have to lie back and think of bearing the next generation of bastards," Uchuypoma said in her latest episode. "No sensible mother would ever let their daughters have any relations, let alone sexual, with such a backwards, ignorant people. You know who would, though? Traitors. Traitors not only to this country, but to their gender." When criticized on social media, Uchuypoma replied, "How can you all bend the knee like slaves to what they want? Like Chuquipoma said, this is our land. We did not ask them to come here; they came to us as invaders—they whipped us. And now they want us to come to the table? The only table we should be coming to is the one where we sign the Hæstirétt's death warrant. Monarchies are all cringe, and those parasites can all kiss my ass!"

In the capital of Ogtogo, Sainte François de Mamiel, protesters attempted to storm the Aureumterran consulate; driven back by a combined force of Norfolkite police and consulate security, they then proceeded to pelt it with everything from rocks to rotten produce, set Aureumterran flags and pictures of the Hæstirétt and his wife on fire, and demanded all Enme leave the island at once—the Governor of Toteco, Hugh Spargo, in an impromptu news conference said, "We shall not allow these reprobates to make such a sad, pathetic scene on our streets. If they think they can try me, read my lips: I will not, we will not, tolerate any more of your bullshit shenanigans. We are going to make things right, starting now." Walt Estey reported that many Ogtogans were either enlisting in the military or were forming citizens' patrols to keep an eye on the coasts; some tourists from other countries reported that some Ogtogans demanded to see their IDs and other papers to "prove we were not Enme," and were agitated when denied this; even Norfolkite actress Sydney Reis posted on social media that at a Q&A at a convention, Totecan radicals accused her of Enme sympathies when she refused to answer "rather invasive" questions about what tabloids were posting about her love life.

But wait, there's more—President Kindrakewich and Prime Minister Sant-Junien both reaffirmed their countries' support of Ghant in their struggle over Fonen, with many Totecan protesters shouting that the Enme "would do to us in Ogtogo what they did to the Guasu in Fonen," and that they were happy their countries' respective leaders continued to support Ghant, who has long supported the Norfolkite claim to Ogtogo in thanks for their support of the Ghantish claim to Fonen.

"Read my lips," President Kindrakewich said. "We will not abandon Ghant. Ogtogo is Norfolkite, Fonen is Ghantish. I will not sign any peace treaty with Aureumterra that does not include these two facts—nor will I sign one that does not include reparations to Ghant for the genocide Aureumterra committed on the Guasu of Fonen."

And in response to tabloids alleging a relationship between her and Prince Andre of Aureumterra, Cunegonde Kindrakewich reputedly posted on social media, "My apologies, but I am not a broodmare or a mark of status, however much they may wish it were so." She later posted a selfie of herself kissing long time associate Daffney Dehault, who herself posted a rather risque selfie wearing a Ghantboy tee shirt.

Ghantophilia, particularly the use of Ghantboy as a Norfolkite internet meme, has skyrocketed in recent years due to the federal government's long-standing pro-Ghant position—for decades, Free Norfolk City has consistently defended the Ghantish claim to Fonen, a position the Garbanian Community adopted when accepting Free Norfolk City as an associate member in the seventies, no doubt because the Norfolkites insisted on it as a condition for reconciliation. Many Totecan businesses offer special "solidarity discounts" to Ghantish tourists, and one tribal chief even said he would be honored for his daughters to participate in the Ghantish practice of ohaidetza, out of the sheer respect "for which our peoples have for one another."

On the other hand, we would be remiss if we did not include criticisms from other factions; for example, the Socialist Labor Party of Norfolk, which has for many years refused to disband despite the law banning political parties and which boasts that it has "played a prominent role in the economic and political life of Free Norfolk City," alleges that Socialist Industrial Unionism is the only solution to the Ogtogo crisis, and urges Totecan supporters to stand for "true and honest liberation; remember that you are not being represented, you're being marketed to," while Twin Peaks, an ecovillage and intentional community in Esvanovia heralded as one of the few "true success stories" by critics, issued a statement that called upon all involved "to take advantage of the exciting new opportunity that the change in the wind provides," urging all sides to come to terms for a lasting peace based "not only on political, but ecological, sustainability as well."

When President Kindrakewich prepared to fly back to Norfolk after the conclusion of her visit to Vajas, she thanked the people of Vajas for their hospitality, and urged them to keep up the good fight. "Not just in regards to Ogtogo and Fonen, but in terms of keeping Vajas a great and vibrant country—I will never forget your kindness and generosity, and I hope we Norfolkites will never forget our own, either. Let us stay united in friendship and labor as a living testament to the sheer power inherent in teamwork and hard work, and let us be mindful of the example we will set to future generations. Tamdiu, discendum est, quemadmodum vivas, quamdiu vivas, and let us remember that the best way to do so is not to plant one tree for their shade, but an entire forest. Vive le Vajas libre!"

And so it goes—as the crowd dispersed and went home, some took the time to give us their final thoughts.

"I hope that Cunegonde doesn't actually end up with some smug prick like an Aureumterran," said one young adult book reviewer. "Everyone knows that Yitzie from Astmara is such a softie—she compliments him so well! I think we should align our country with those who actually deserve our time and support—besides, what's the worst Aureumterra can do? They'll just stamp their feet and cry like they always do."

"Did you know Uzziel said Daffney was his muse?" her friend, presumably her "bestie," added. "Gosh, I want to know how those conversations go!"

"I think it's ludicrous that Aureumterra keeps trying to act like their shit don't stink," said a farmer who came into town from a tiny village neigbouring the middle of nowhere to see the President's departure. "I honestly don't understand why they don't just take in all the Enme, and leave Ogtogo for the Ogtogans—I mean, is it really that hard? Just tell them to go home so we can all shut up about this and move on already."

"He speaks the truth, man," said a young man, a sailor in the Vajasian Navy on leave. "I mean, why are we still going on about this? Are we gonna go to war or something? Man, I hope not—I don't wanna fight for some bullshit island I've never been to, man. Man, why can't we all just get along? Can't we all just LifeCast and chill? Bump and grind to some dope beats? Then again, maybe there'll be some thicc Totecan hunnies if we do go to war..."

"It is most unfortunate that people are even thinking about war," argued the Reverend Nathan Gamblin, who is the parish church at an ACORN church that has catered to the Norfolkite-speaking community of Ravensbourg for generations. "Especially in Vajas, where more than ever, we know just how big a price in blood and suffering war demands from all participants, and always unwittingly. I pray constantly that all leaders will see reason, and that we will all come together and work tirelessly for a brighter future and a better life. After all, as Scripture says: strive for peace with everyone, and for the holiness without which no one will see the Lord."

And so it goes. All we can do now is play the waiting game.


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