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What REALLY decides the outcome of an election?

Postby Trump Almighty » Tue Oct 08, 2024 7:19 pm

This may not come as a surprise to you, but I never trusted the polls. They were very wrong in 2016 and even wronger in 2020. Even Allan Lichtman admits that they are wrong. We used to like Lichtman back in 2016, but we don’t anymore, he’s fired. Anyways, I’ve discovered a much better, more foolproof way of determining election.

Look at the direction where the wind is blowing in Kansas City Missouri. I love Missouri, their BBQ is amazing. There is one Kansas Citian I don’t like, her name is Taylor Swift, she endorsed Harris in one of the most corrupt bargains known to mankind
Anyways…

If the wind in Kansas City is blowing from the north on Tuesday, November 5, President Trump will win re-election, and Republicans will win seats in the House and Senate. Northerly winds benefit the GOP

If the wind in Kansas City is blowing from the south on Tuesday, November 5, than Kamala Harris will become President and Democrats will win seats in the House and Senate. Southerly winds benefit the Dems

Need more proof…
2022: Democrats retain Senate seats and lose fewer House seats than anticipated. Wind: 14 mph SE

2020: Joe Biden wins election, Democrats win Senate seats. Wind: 15 mph S

2018: Mixed results. Democrats take back the House, Republicans win in Senate. Wind: 5 mph W

2016: Donald Trump wins election, Republicans maintain both House and Senate. Wind: 8 mph N

2014: Republicans win big in both House and Senate. Wind: 17 mph NW

2012: Barack Obama wins reelection, but Democrats see mixed results in Congress. Wind: 7 mph W

2008: Barack Obama wins election, Democrats maintain House and Senate with a near-filibuster proof majority. Wind: 22 mph S


I’m sure this is far more convincing than any polls we’ve seen. Would you agree or not?
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Postby Nu Elysium » Tue Oct 08, 2024 8:58 pm

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Postby Senkaku » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:00 pm

Trump Almighty wrote:This may not come as a surprise to you, but I never trusted the polls. They were very wrong in 2016 and even wronger in 2020. Even Allan Lichtman admits that they are wrong. We used to like Lichtman back in 2016, but we don’t anymore, he’s fired. Anyways, I’ve discovered a much better, more foolproof way of determining election.

Look at the direction where the wind is blowing in Kansas City Missouri. I love Missouri, their BBQ is amazing. There is one Kansas Citian I don’t like, her name is Taylor Swift, she endorsed Harris in one of the most corrupt bargains known to mankind
Anyways…

If the wind in Kansas City is blowing from the north on Tuesday, November 5, President Trump will win re-election, and Republicans will win seats in the House and Senate. Northerly winds benefit the GOP

If the wind in Kansas City is blowing from the south on Tuesday, November 5, than Kamala Harris will become President and Democrats will win seats in the House and Senate. Southerly winds benefit the Dems

Need more proof…
2022: Democrats retain Senate seats and lose fewer House seats than anticipated. Wind: 14 mph SE

2020: Joe Biden wins election, Democrats win Senate seats. Wind: 15 mph S

2018: Mixed results. Democrats take back the House, Republicans win in Senate. Wind: 5 mph W

2016: Donald Trump wins election, Republicans maintain both House and Senate. Wind: 8 mph N

2014: Republicans win big in both House and Senate. Wind: 17 mph NW

2012: Barack Obama wins reelection, but Democrats see mixed results in Congress. Wind: 7 mph W

2008: Barack Obama wins election, Democrats maintain House and Senate with a near-filibuster proof majority. Wind: 22 mph S


I’m sure this is far more convincing than any polls we’ve seen. Would you agree or not?

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Postby Swintern » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:03 pm

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Postby Kostane » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:03 pm

Come on, we all know Halloween Mask Sales have decided every election. It’s predicted every election for decades, including Trump in 2016. You need evidence? Here it is:

1. https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/weird ... bf866c59ee
2. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/mask-i ... y-outcome/
3. https://www.ajc.com/news/national/can-h ... W1t3KCFpN/
4. https://www.prnewswire.com/news-release ... 38576.html

Of course, which candidate will get more masks this year remains to be seen, but Trump certainly has an advantage due to being a candidate for longer than Harris has, at least in terms of mask sales. Some people probably preordered Trump masks back in June or something.
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Postby Trump Almighty » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:16 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Trump Almighty wrote:This may not come as a surprise to you, but I never trusted the polls. They were very wrong in 2016 and even wronger in 2020. Even Allan Lichtman admits that they are wrong. We used to like Lichtman back in 2016, but we don’t anymore, he’s fired. Anyways, I’ve discovered a much better, more foolproof way of determining election.

Look at the direction where the wind is blowing in Kansas City Missouri. I love Missouri, their BBQ is amazing. There is one Kansas Citian I don’t like, her name is Taylor Swift, she endorsed Harris in one of the most corrupt bargains known to mankind
Anyways…

If the wind in Kansas City is blowing from the north on Tuesday, November 5, President Trump will win re-election, and Republicans will win seats in the House and Senate. Northerly winds benefit the GOP

If the wind in Kansas City is blowing from the south on Tuesday, November 5, than Kamala Harris will become President and Democrats will win seats in the House and Senate. Southerly winds benefit the Dems

Need more proof…
2022: Democrats retain Senate seats and lose fewer House seats than anticipated. Wind: 14 mph SE

2020: Joe Biden wins election, Democrats win Senate seats. Wind: 15 mph S

2018: Mixed results. Democrats take back the House, Republicans win in Senate. Wind: 5 mph W

2016: Donald Trump wins election, Republicans maintain both House and Senate. Wind: 8 mph N

2014: Republicans win big in both House and Senate. Wind: 17 mph NW

2012: Barack Obama wins reelection, but Democrats see mixed results in Congress. Wind: 7 mph W

2008: Barack Obama wins election, Democrats maintain House and Senate with a near-filibuster proof majority. Wind: 22 mph S


I’m sure this is far more convincing than any polls we’ve seen. Would you agree or not?

Many people are saying there are signs or omens of divine approval for the ruling dynasty, but you must study the practice of taking auguries rather than resorting to such vulgar aeromancy


I would take omens of divine approval over public polling any day of the week. Although I deeply fear that Taylor Swift has already figured this out since the wind has blown south on every election night since 2020. She probably got the money to manipulate our weather through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation
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Postby Kostane » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:17 pm

Trump Almighty wrote:
Senkaku wrote:Many people are saying there are signs or omens of divine approval for the ruling dynasty, but you must study the practice of taking auguries rather than resorting to such vulgar aeromancy


I would take omens of divine approval over public polling any day of the week. Although I deeply fear that Taylor Swift has already figured this out since the wind has blown south on every election night since 2020. She probably got the money to do so through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

I mean, according to MTG, Democrats can control the weather, so unfortunately this election is already a doomed cause for Republicans.
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Postby Trump Almighty » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:20 pm

Kostane wrote:
Trump Almighty wrote:
I would take omens of divine approval over public polling any day of the week. Although I deeply fear that Taylor Swift has already figured this out since the wind has blown south on every election night since 2020. She probably got the money to do so through the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

I mean, according to MTG, Democrats can control the weather, so unfortunately this election is already a doomed cause for Republicans.


That could very much be true. But I’m not giving up. I encourage all Pro-Second Amendment Pro-Life Pro-Small Gov’t conservatives, whose ancestors built this country we call home to FIGHT for free and fair elections
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Postby Archipel Sempi » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:20 pm

So... You're telling me Kansas City is a fortune teller? I don't think so.
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Postby Trump Almighty » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:22 pm

Archipel Sempi wrote:So... You're telling me Kansas City is a fortune teller? I don't think so.


There is something prophetic about Kansas City. The Chiefs have won three of the last four super bowls, and the weather on those three days were all remarkably temperate for February
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Postby Kostane » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:24 pm

Trump Almighty wrote:
Kostane wrote:I mean, according to MTG, Democrats can control the weather, so unfortunately this election is already a doomed cause for Republicans.


That could very much be true. But I’m not giving up. I encourage all Pro-Second Amendment Pro-Life Pro-Small Gov’t conservatives, whose ancestors built this country we call home to FIGHT

Actually, the pro-small government conservatives wrote the Articles of Confederation, which were abolished for being an absolute failure. Instead, the people who built this country we call home supported a system with a central government, as is in the Constitution, because they knew localized government would fail. History is so fun when it’s accurate.
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Postby Archipel Sempi » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:25 pm

Trump Almighty wrote:
Archipel Sempi wrote:So... You're telling me Kansas City is a fortune teller? I don't think so.


There is something prophetic about Kansas City. The Chiefs have won three of the last four super bowls, and the weather on those three days were all remarkably temperate for February

These are all coincidences... Right? Right????
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Postby Floofybit » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:27 pm

The people. Which people, though, varies.
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Postby Liberal Malaysia » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:27 pm

In Kansas, the wind blows in every direction at once. Just ask Dorothy.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:27 pm

One vote.

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Postby Kostane » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:28 pm

Floofybit wrote:The people. Which people, though, varies.

At least 538 of the people.
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Postby Trump Almighty » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:29 pm

Mushroom Gorge wrote:30,000 suburban moms in Pennsylvania.


Floofybit wrote:The people. Which people, though, varies.


This may have been the case back in 2016, but the suburban mom voting group is slowly losing its status as a political bellwether
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Postby Floofybit » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:31 pm

Infected Mushroom wrote:One vote.

So by lot?
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Postby Floofybit » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:41 pm

Russk wrote:me I do

Nu Elysium already called it. Sorry
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Postby Kostane » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:45 pm

Floofybit wrote:
Russk wrote:me I do

Nu Elysium already called it. Sorry

Actually, no one’s specified which election yet. Congratulations, you get to decide the election in Fairbanks, Alaska. Here you go:
https://www.webcenterfairbanks.com/2024 ... lot-count/
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Postby Carl Wheezer Empire » Tue Oct 08, 2024 9:48 pm

Albus Dumbledore. You think such an esteemed wizard WOULDN'T manipulate elections?

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albus dumbledore, you think such an esteemed wizard wouldnt manipulate elections?
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