AL does something to YL

[Folkvanger]

Something like this existed many years ago and I intend to bring it back. Should be quite basic, you provide a scenario for the BN to react to or do.

Example:

"[Insert Reaction Here]"
- Kween Josephine
BN: Josephine does something bla bla

Now let's start:

"Hmm, what's that? We can't hear you."
- Svensson Twins

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BN: The Svensson Twins invites YL to a podcast called "Breaking the Ice With the Svenssons" to talk about a plethora of topics such as the rap game, women and bitcoin

[Remulia]

"I'm glad to be invited to a podcast.That's a lot of interesting topics, specially the one about rap"
Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium

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Kamile invites YL to practice their "maniac laughter" when the reporters are near, just to mess with them.

[A m e n r i a]

"My my, don't you have great taste? Alright, just tell me a time and place and I'll be there."
- Heavenly Emperor Tianshi

Heavenly Emperor Tianshi invites YL over for some tea, the finest in Asia.

[The Indios Bravos]

"Well, I mean if you say so..."
sip
"Shit...this might be better than coffee. Is this for commercial sale? If so, how much? We could use some half-assed tea back home."

Lori invited YL over to a day at a shooting range.

[Mirage Islands]

The ceremonial head of Millwellbee Canola walks in without taking off his shoes or bowing.
Edwin Millwellbee spits it all over the floor, then gathers his handkerchief right behind Heavenly Emperor Tianshi and leaves it on the floor. "What the hell is this? I thought it would be tea why is it bitter?"

Edwin Millwellbee carves a whole 700 dollar cheese wheel to make the mushiest, most bland pasta possible, and serves it to you.

ninja'd, wait ill hop on Enzonar to do this one Edwin will not go

[The Terren Dominion]

Emperor Luka laughs and devours the pasta heartily.
"You greatly underestimate what one raised as a peasant would be willing to eat."


Emperor Luka invites the BNs leader to a friendly duel

[Enzonar]

Enzonar agrees and brings a whole collection of rare weapons, such as a partisan from an italian museum and a couple of old guns that he has left in his ship. He answers his call and goes through to Indos Bravos to meet Lori.

Hello? Yeah, alright, lets see what you got in that range. brughiehgieh/skipme

[Kaseburger-Katzen]

Duels are looked down upon in Käseburger-Katzen.
"Hey, I'm a government official, not a damn combat warrior." - Isolde

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TL pranks BL

[The Indios Bravos]

"What are the restrictions?"
...
"What? Oh come on, only lanky sabers? And on top of that, I NEED protection? Thank you for the offer, but no."
Ninja
5 raptors start jumping AL
"Mb bro, it was a...prank...there goes your jugular."

Lori is trash talking YL in an internet argument and has just brought up some incredibly traumatic events (also racial slurs)

[Folkvanger]

Emperor Luka laughs and devours the pasta heartily.
"You greatly underestimate what one raised as a peasant would be willing to eat."


Emperor Luka invites the BNs leader to a friendly duel

"Are you sure about that? Well dont cry to mommy after I'm done wrestling with you into submission. This is the only way we duel in Folkvanger" - Kween Josephine

AN: "Is that supposed to traumatize me? ok then I'm going to post your entire address and ip for state intelligence to drop by. thx, bye" - Kween Josephine

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Kween Josephine farts on your leader's face out of nowhere while in Folkvanger stop inviting ppl be creative!!

[Remulia]

"What the...?Is that a custom of this nation, or you want something else? Ok, i will pray for your soul: your body is lost already"
-Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium

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Kamile throws a potatoe at YL's head, smiles, and run away.

[Kaseburger-Katzen]

"Verdammt!" - Isolde

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Isolde smokes a fat blunt in front of YL

[The Indios Bravos]

partially shocked by a flashbangs of memories
"Maybe I should have sang that one song with her...
Picks up full-auto pistol
Ratatatatatatata
Ninja
"Where'd you get that? Looks pretty damn good."

Lori picks up said potato, makes it into some fries, and offers it to YL

[Enzonar]

Enzo brutally tears him limb from limbEnzo manages to control his intrusions and begins cooking a potato bake with the single potato, after it nearly reopens the sealing circuit.
Enzo eats the fries and brutally starts deveining the guy and winces at it having zero seasoning

Enzo cooks really good japanese and italian food and does the most insane tricks with food like juggling and tosses them into your mouth like a performance artist, and then downs a whole microwave meal

[Kaseburger-Katzen]

"That's awesome-wait, slow down, schlow,cdrowjn!!!!W!#"
*Isolde finally swallows the food that was tossed in her mouth.*
"What the hell just happened??"

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Isolde invites YL to play Super Smash Bros. Melee

[The Indios Bravos]

"Fuck idk the controls man, I'd rather melee you irl with a knife. Actually, no, I'm closing in on your location."

Lori throws YL in an elevator, tosses a grenade in, and smiles as the doors close

[Daphomir]

“YOU SON OF A-“ *explodes*

David offers YL a free vacation in Daphomir.

[Remulia]

"Thanks, i needed that vacation, ruling an empire is so hard. I have nightmares about living paper"
-Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.

Kamile gives YL a big hug...for no reason.

[The Indios Bravos]

"I-uh-w-huh-u-sh-uh...what was it...fuck I still forgot the song NOW FUCK OFF"

Lori punched YL before running off

[Enzonar]

Enzo slowly starts reacting and ends up stunned slightly, and then tries to move the thermal blades strapped to his back so that she doesnt get third degree burns. He then slowly has a flashback as he remembers his time in Italy before everything happened. He gets up and slowly wonders about everything, and stagnates to death

Enzo leaves and mails lori the ugliest gun ever, the fn p90, and enters Eraben and looks at artisan rifles to forget about seeing it

Enzo bakes refried beans on a thick sheet of parchment paper and calls it "spanish fruit rollup" and feeds YL

[Daphomir]

“Uhmmm, it’s.. very good! Yeah…”


David plays Battleship with YL (and wins)

[The Indios Bravos]

"Gg, wanna play war thunder now?"
proceeds to revenge bomb David with Pe-8


Lori bitch slaps YL

[Remulia]

"Why? is because i hugged you? Or that i married you in that thread? Or...i don't know what to say"
-Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium
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Kamile decide to sing YL , and she choses "What is love?"

[Daphomir]

*sniffles* “Beautiful, beautiful. An absolute joy to listen to. Where’s my tissues..”

David goes hunting with YL.

[Enzonar]

Enzo's body expires

"Here, come over here, look at this."
Enzo scares a whole herd of wildlife into a giant meat grinder he set at the end of the edge, while wiping off sweat that had come from the animals running into the meat grinder that he set at the end of the edge

The food Enzo is cooking turns out to be food made at Commander Malachi's restaurant los pollos hermanos, which YL notices and gets addicted to meth